Chapter 3
Where am I now?
Spike walks around talking to himself, "So Angel is the way to restoring my Dru back to her full health. Kill him while performing the ritual and the buggers gone and Dru will have power." He notices I'm awake, "Hey pet, how was your sleep? Ready to play a little game?
"Princess loves games." I'm going to have to torture Angel. "I'm hungry though," I complain.
She never eats then starts complaining about it. "Don't worry pet, you'll get your food soon enough."
"Spike, can we dance?"
"Yes pet, and soon we will be dancing on the slayer's grave," he spun me around.
If the slayer dies, do I die? I am her, but doesn't exactly seem like it now.
That's weird there hasn't been sign of the slayer recently. Weird usually a slayer always gets in the way. Dru, seems so full of life, there's something different about her. Ha, just imagining things mate. One too many drinks can make you forget.
It is so much better that the annoying one is gone. He was an annoying little bugger. I wasn't going to take orders from a little kid.
"Spike how do you propose we get rid of the slayer?" Dru asks.
"Actually pet, I don't think she will be much of a problem."
"Why," a look of surprise crosses her face.
"The slayer hasn't been around since I came here. Its weird there's not a replacement or something yet, she must of fled at the mention of the Big Bad."
"You would have torn her to shreds, or made her death long and painful lasting for hours."
That's what's different wither she actually makes sense. "Dru have you had any visions lately?"
She stops dancing, lays out some cards, "The slayer won't have a chance even if she comes."
"Good, pet."
"Can we dance again Spike?"
"All you want pet," spin her around.
"Uh, guys I think Buffybot has a disfunction."
"What's wrong with her?" a look of curiosity shows on Xander's face.
"She keeps on mentioning Spike, and how stupid Angel is."
Finally someone agrees with me! "Like what kind of stuff is she saying?"
"At the mention of Spike, Buffy will say he has washboard abs," Willow tells Xander.
"Ew!" is Xander's response. "What does she say about Angel?"
"At the mention of Angle she will say he has stupid hair."
"Well he does," Xander agrees. "What's she doing now?"
"Guess what, thinking of Spike."
"Gross," Xander responds.
Buffybot hears him, comes over, "Spike is not gross! He is my lover," gazes dreamily and walks away.
Willow whispers, "Do you see what I'm talking about?"
"Yeah, but how can we expect her to kill Spike?"
Her head perks up, "You aren't going to harm Spike," she gets serious and warns them.
"We aren't going to hurt him," Willow tries to calm her down.
"You are," Xander adds.
"Not helping," Willow gives him a look.
"I'm not harming him," she runs off into the night.
Once, the slayers out of the way, my plans can soon begin. Just gather thirteen people with the magical ability, perform the moonlight ritual and then the weak human race will be my slaves.
When will he be here? I need her sire, and Willy is late once again. I here a noise, someone's here though.
The slayer comes in, jumps into my arms, "Oh, Spikey!"
What the hell is happening?