The (shinra) office
Disclaimer: I do not own final fantasy.
I am amazed. You're still here! Well since you STILL won't leave I guess I'll have to keep making them. Here day three:
--Shade-san
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Day three: Reno's plan
Reno cackled evilly as he walked down the hallway with an application file in his hands, Reno had a plan, an EVIIIIIIIIIIIIL plan. Right in store for the new Turk, Vincent valentine.
He decided to dig up a little dirt on him.
"Heh, heh, this will be good…"
He said flipping through the file with all his information in it
"Let's see here…boring, boring, boring…"
He frowned at the file.
"THIS FILE SUCKS!" he said throwing it around
"Clean that up Reno"
Said angel as she walked by
"Yes ma'am"
He said like trained dog
"Ahem, anyway…time to see valentine"
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With Vincent
Vincent had just gotten his gun and was practicing with the targeting system robot.
He took aim and--
"VINNIE!"
"Ah!"
blam!
…Missed.
"R- Reno?"
He said a bit ticked off at the fact that Reno had snuck up on him.
"Hi vin-vin"
"Vin-vin?"
He said fighting the urge to shoot Reno clear through the chest
"Yeah, you know Vincent is such a long name, so I shortened it."
He said smiling broadly at him. Easily amused by his own cleverness
"You're on a free schedule right?"
"Yes. Why?"
"Let's go get lunch"
"…Alright"
He said slowly
"Hey, what's going on?"
Said angel as she walked into the training room
"Well—"
Started Vincent
"We're going out to lunch."
And was rudely interrupted by Reno
"And I can't come, right?"
She said mocking him.
"No, you can go—"
Silence
"Shut up"
Reno said darkly
"Heh, heh, heh"
She laughed evilly at Reno's stupidity.
"Well, have fun, we'll practice later Vincent"
"Okay. Sorry."
"It's alright"
Vincent frowned, he felt bad for having to abandon angel's lesson
That's right it's another…. FLASHBACK! Roll it! ----------------------------------------
"Angi, Angi, Angi, Angi, Angi!"
"SHUT UP RENO!"
Uh…wrong one.
Please wait a moment, we suck ahem, er… we are experiencing –technical- difficulties
Hold on…
Okay!
Here's the right one. And…roll it!
"Here is your complimentary gun, if you want, we'll practice later"
Said angel, handing him an ordinary pistol
"I'd like that."
He said with a warm smile
"Mm-hm, me too."
"Awww…that's so sweet. -Gag-"
Reno said ruining the moment between the two, and making it very awkward for them
"Drop dead Reno!"
She said as coldly as she could while holding her gun to his head.
"AAAAGH! I'm sorry!"
BANG!
(Don't worry, that was a warning shot…I hope)
"Shut up and die!"
She said chasing him around with her gun
BANG! BANG!
"AAAGH! I'm sorry!"
Vincent sighed, seeing as there was no point in staying, he left.
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"Well, well, since when have you an angel been so 'buddy-buddy'?
Reno interrupted him in his thoughts
"What do you mean?"
"Oh come on."
He said giving him a sly look
"I really don't know what you're talking about"
He said in the sincerest way possible
"Uh-huh"
"What?"
"Suuuuuure…"
"…Goodbye Reno."
Vincent sighed at his persistence
"Well-- hey! Where are you going!? Vin-Vin?!"
"VIN-VIN! COME BACK!"
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!"
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There's day three! Seriously…why are you still reading this?! Don't you have anything better to do? Well!? Ugh…fine. I'll keep writing. But you owe me.
--Shade-san