Eh, one little cuss word. Maybe its a bit high of a rating, but whatever. R/R this is a R/H. Named after a song by Cheap Trick.

A 15 year old girl finds herself in the middle of Hogwarts, and she's ecstatic about what is in store for her, but some one else has other ideas....

Dear Mr Riddle; Due to your living situation this message has been delivered directly into your hands. Congratulations on your acceptance into Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.

What would it be like to be Voldemort's roommate?

An attempt at destroying my Mary Sue's... tell me how I did!!! R/R please!! Please please please!!!!

This is about Jesus being born a wizard. Please R/R

This is a sweet fic about a dance at Hogwarts. Contains Ron/Hermione romance:@)

Hi I hope you like this story its kinda odd but I think you will like it oh and I have to have at least 20 reveiws before I put up the next part

Peter Pettigrew has a reunion with some old friends. Set some time after GoF.

Mmmm. Song Fic time! Yeah! my infamous song fics... whatever. ignore. me. Please read and review!

Pettigrew is short, Hermione is princess, Harry is king, Draco is a baby (still), and Sailor Snape makes a return (from Snow Black by Robotic Chickens)

The sequel to Draco takes tap! Even funnier! Please r/r!

Almost a musical. Dumbledore's idea to eat muggle food starts to have weird effects on the Slytherins. And Draco Malfoy feels pretty... oh so pretty... in fact, he feels pretty and witty and bright....

Ashton Murphy, a Muggle, is at Hogwarts and things couldn't be better. Then a strange twist of fate (someone dies, not gonna say who) teams her up with Percy Weasley against a ghost-like killer. Add Sirius Black and dementors, and you know something bad

Harry feels a bit left out when his trio becomes a pair and Ron and Hermione forget something very important to him.So when Harry goes away he meets a little girl who just may be his saving grace..a little h/g

Inspired by Might-Have-Beens by C. E. Grant, but you don't have to read that to understand it. It has Lily/Sirius written all over it... with a little bit of something more (James). Set in February of their seventh year.

Remus would have to get another job after he left Hogwarts, wouldn't he? I realised evening what he could do.

My second HP fic! H/H PLEASE r/r!!!!

Short New Years day fic. Alternative name: Hangovers and amnesia. ;P

I suck at censors... so just to be on the Safe Side, PG. Orright, first part of what's hopefully a sequeled story if I get around to it. Hinted m/m, Hermione's POV. She's 28... and living in Boston. Yeah.

A day in the life of Harry Potter and co, accompanied by BNL's Pinch Me. R/R, please.

A songfic to Blessed, by Christina Agularia. R/H. I hope you like it! R/R :-)

Hmm... interesting story. Who Mrs Norris really is. She goes around the school, where people are doing pretty fun stuff. Snape and Peeves are too much into Eminem, McGonagall and Dumbledore are making out, and lots of more. So than she goes with Draco

Hermione's going through a personal crisis, and her friends aren't helping. Plus, she has a new job this year at Hogwarts. She's at her wits end, but she handles it in a unique way.

This is my umteenth attempt to reload this story. 1; I did not mean to upload a bunch of meaningless symbols. I am not especially used to posting things here. 2; I DO NOT APPRECIATE RUDE COMMENTS LEFT IN MY REVIEW BIN! I already had to delete submissions