Pokemon: Truth or Dare: Chapter 2
I come into the room, seeing nothing out of the usual. (THANK GOD!) Deoxys is flirting with Latias, Latias is blushing, Latios looks like he is about to kill Deoxys, Luxray and Charzard are just now comming out of the "Make-Out Closet" and everyone else is having a Super Smash Bros. Tournament.
"Hey guys! Ready for todays dares.", I say loudly. "Ugh!", they all say in unison. "Great! Lets get started!"
"Our first dares today come from Yellow Mew!", I say happily.
Make Eevee and Skitty fight to the death.
Give Raikou rabies and have him bite Mew.
Have Cyndaquil use flamethrower on Chikorita.
Let Skitty use Snorlax's fat belly as a trampoline.
Give Mew and Mewtwo a ton of sugar and watch them bounce off the walls.
Give Skitty a ton of cantip and watch her go nuts.
"First off, Skitty and Eevee have to fight!", I say before teleporting them to my new Arena.
(At the arena)
"I'm gonna beat the living #&! out of you for no reason at all!", Screams Eevee before pulling out a sword and stabbing Skitty to death.
"Noooo!", screams Skitty before dying.
(Back here)
Eevee arrives back with Skittys corpse. I then revive Skitty.
"Next, Raikou has to get rabies!" "I'd rather not.", he says before going into the death laser room. Everyone hears explosions and I then teleport Raikou back and revive him.
Then, for no reason at all, I start to tickle Cyndaquils nose with a feather, which causes him to sneeze a giant flame, which lands on Chikorita. "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!", she screams while running around the room. I then get out a fire extinguisher and put the fire out. "Thanks.", she says sounding relieved.
" Next, Snorlax has to let Skitty use his belly as a trampoline!", I say as Snorlax lays down and Skitty starts to jump on his big fat belly. "WEEEEEEEEE!", Skitty screams before crashing into the ceiling. She then falls back down, but sadly, Snorlax had moved and she crashes into the hard tile floor. "Owwwwwwwwwwwww!", she moans before I pour a magical potion on her that heals her instantly.
Suddenly, Mew and Mewtwo find where I keep all my sugar, candy, cake, donoughts, and a lot of other stuff that contains sugar. They eat a lot of it, then literally start bouncing off the walls. The wall bounce for ten minutes straight before coliding into each other, which snaps them out of the sugar rush.
"Now Skitty has to eat catnip!", I say before giving a handful of the stuff to Skitty, which causes her to go wild and lock her self in the death room. She explodes, I teleport her back, and revive her.
"The next dares come from Ruby!" "Hooray!", the pokemon say sarcasticly.
Have Ampharos and Riolu kick Togepi around like a football.
Shave all the fur off Eevee.
Skitty, go spit up some furballs on Mewtwo.
Make Snorlax sit on Mew for awhile.
"First, Ampharos and Riolu get to use Togepi as a Foortball!", I say. They then start to kick the egg-pokemon around. "WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS!", she screams. She then starts to fake cry, which causes Ampharos and Riolu to stop kicking her around.
"Next Eevee has to go bald!" "No thanks!", she replies before trying to flirt with Latios, which causes Latias to shoot her with a gun. I then revive her at a push of a button.
Suddenly, Skittys face turns green and she starts rapidly spitting furballs on Mewtwo. "This is disgusting and embarrassing at the same time.", he says before giving Skitty a I-want-to-kill-you-soooooo-badly look. He then goes to take a shower.
Snorlax then decides to sit on the couch (which Mew is ALSO sitting on) and ends up crushing Mew and the couch. "Oops! Sorry about the couch.", he says blushing and getting off the couch. "It's okay.", I say before forcing Deoxys to fix the couch. I then revive Mew.
"Moving on, our next dares come from... REDPAPERWHITE!", I scream.
Get Skitty to divide by Zero \o/
And then make her wee on everyone.
Okay scratch that last part.
"Skitty." "Yes Mr. TheNameless?" "What is zero divided by zero?" "Can I have a hint?" "It is between one and negative one." "Is it... ZERO!", she answers. "Yes! Congratulations, Skitty! You get a (sugar free) cookie!" She then eats the cookie and spits it out. "Where the heck is the sugar?!", she asks. "I took it out so you wouldn't go sugar hyper." "Aww Man!"
"The next dares are from... Sora532, who has submitted A LOT of dares!"
Yes, this is awesome!
Now for my selection of dares
Latias: Get hyper and go wild on Azelf
Deoxys: Who's your love interest
Charizard: Fly to space and back
Dialga: Give me your powers
Venusaur: surround yourself with exploding roses
Chikorita, Cyndaquil, and Totodile: Nice job in that Gym Battle, you get a cookie.
Mewtwo: Kill Giovanni
Snorlax: Why are you a food addict?
Gyrados: Would rather be blue or red.
Eevee: become all your evolutions simulataneously
Luxray: blow something up.
Riolu: Stun anyone but the author
Ampharos: learn flamethrower
Palkia: Destroy Space
Pichu: fight Latios.
Are authors allowed to join? If so, I want to join (I'm a yellow Latios with a gold crown on my head and wield the Decisive Pumpkin Keyblade)
"Before I can get started on THESE dares, I have to do this.", I say as I press a button on the wall that turns Latios into a Magikarp. "Now I'd like to say something I should've said earlier but yes, authors can join. Now I'd like everyone to give a warm welcome to... Sora!" A yellow Latios with a golden crown and a keyblade teleports into the room. "Brother! I haven't seen you since that other truth or dare fic that has a lot more reviews than this one!", Latias screams. "I know. But lets save this family reunion for later because there are still MORE DARES!"
Suddenly, Latias gets so happy about seeing her brother again she starts attacking Azelf until she dies. Sora then gives Latias a wake-up slap which snaps her out of it. "Thanks", she says. "No problem!", Sora replies. I then revive Azelf.
"DEOXYS!", I yell. "Who is your love interest?" "Latias. Sweet, gorgeous Latias.",he replies. "Is that true?", Sora asks Deoxys while aiming to shoot Deoxys with a gun. "(Gulp) N-no!" "Good.", Sora replies with a look of triumph on his face.
"Now, Charzard has to fly to space in back." "I'd rather die", Charzard says. "Okay!", I say as I use a haduken on him that blasts him into the laser room. "NOOO!", he cries as he's killed. I then revive him and bring him back.
Suddenly, I press a button that COPIES Dialgas powers and gives them to Sora. Sora then uses his new powers to destroy the Fortress of Peril from the last chapter.
I then teleport Venesaur to a meodow of exploding roses. He tries to pick one of the roses but the rose ends up exploding and killing him. I then teleport him back and revive him. "Thanks Nameless!" "Don't mention it."
"Now I'd like Sora to tell Mewtwo his dare but I can't find him." "I'm over here!" I turn around to see Sora giving the Johto starters cookies. "Sora, can you tell Mewtwo what he has to do now." "Sure", he replies. "Mewtwo!", he begins. "You have to kill Giovanni!" "Yay!", Mewtwo cries as I teleport Giovanni here. Mewtwo then uses phsycic to choke Giovanni to death, before throwing him in the death laser room.
I then go over to Snorlax and ask him why he is a food addict. " You see, all Snorlaxes have a gene shaped like a taco that keeps us hungry. I'd rather I didn't have it but since its located in my heart, I'd die if it was removed." "Ohh!", I reply. I then ask Gyarados if he'd rather be red or blue. "Red, duh!", he replies in a smartelicy way.
Eevee then gets a bunch of stones and tries to evolve into all the eeveelutions but dies in the process. I then revive her.
Suddenly, Luxray blows up the dare list and I go to print off a new one. "Nice try, Luxray!", I say with my new list. "Crap!" "What did I say about swearing?" "Sorry." Riolu then tries to learn Thunder Wave but paralizes herself in the process. Sora then heals him. "Thanks Sora.", I say. "Your welcome.", he replies back. Ampharos then attempts to learn flamethrower, succedes, and tries to kill me and fails epicly.
"Now, Palkia has to destroy space!" She instantly runs to the death laser room, gets killed, then revived by yours truly.
"Now Pichu has to fight Latios or should I say Magikarp." They fight and Pichu wins because as everyone knows, Magikarp is the weakest and most useless Pokemon ever.
"Our next dares come from-", I start. "Player100", Sora finishes. "Please don't do that." Sorry."
Last chapter was great!
Dares:
ADD LUGIA
Snorlax: Eat this bus (points towards a double decker bus)
Entie: Burn all the Grass types
Everyone: Roast Marshmallows over the burning grass types
Charzard and Luxray: Admit your true feelings for each other!
Lucario: Fight Snorlax when he's cranky
Thats all for now
I press a button and Lugia appears. "Lemme guess, another ToD fanfiction?" "Yep!", I reply.
Suddenly, a double decker bus crashes through the wall (which I force Deoxys and Luxray to fix) which Snorlax, the big fat hungry oaf that he is, eats in minutes.
"Now, Entei needs to burn all of the grass types.", I say as Entei sets the grass types on fire. Then, all of us who aren't on fire roast marshmallows and make s'mores. "These are great s'mores!", Sora says. "I know!", Lucario and Chatot reply in unison.
"Now Charzard and Luxray have to admit their true feelings for each other!"
"Luxy. I Lu-Love you." "Really Charzard 'cause I love you to." "Great!" Then Charzard and Luxray go to the make-out closet and make out.
Suddenly, Snorlax becomes cranky and starts to attack random pokemon and gets killed by Lucario. I then bring him back to life.
"Our final dares this chapter come form Rose!"
that was violent but funy! chatot (you were mean in pokemon dungeon sticks tung out) vulpix and absol both evolve into glaceon thats all
Suddenly, Chatot has a heart attack. Do I revive her? Yes, but not until all the pokemon finish stomping on her tiny bones. I then see Suicune messing with the teleporting buttons and ends up bringing an Absol and a Vulpix and an ice stone in. Eevee touches the ice stone which turns her into a Glaceon. "Weird.", Absol and Vulpix say in unison. "Nameless, can I stay like this?", Eevee asks. "Sure, but only 'til next chapter.", I reply. "Yay!"
"Well thats it for this chapter! Review! And submit more dares!" "Nooooo!", the pokemon scream. "Yeeeeeeessss!", I scream back.
Three words: Longest. Chapter. Ever.