"Dear Readers and everyone on this truth or dare show. I've gone to the Sinnoh region to train. I'll be back this chapter. Sincerely, TheNameless.", reads Sora. "So Nameless is gone?", asks Entei. "Yes so that means I'm in charge.", says a blue Mewtwo. "And who the heck are you?", asks Deoxys. "I am.. Player 100, but you can call me Player." "You seem nicer than nameless,Player,so Can you give me some food?", asks Snorlax. "NO!", Player and Sora reply.
"First dares are from Ruby. I'm sure all the Pokemon remember that it as his/her ide to bring Missingno. here last chapter." "Don't remind us.", replies everyone except Swampy, IIlama, and Demon.
Thanks for bringing in Missingno. And you're right, even one chapter is too long for that thing to hang around (might mess up my hall of fame again).
Lock Snorlax in a tofu health food store for a week. See if he can survive on that stuff.
Toss Togepi in a skillet to fry like an egg.
Riolu, have a sword fight with Cyndaquil.
Put Snorlax on a treadmill and see how long he can last.
Chatot, eat this moldy,nasty birdseed.
"First, Snorlax has to be in a health food store for a week. Now who'll do the honors?" "I will!", I scream as I crash through the roof. "Nameless!", everyone screams. "Hey guys. I would of been in Sinnoh longer, but some idiot with black lop-sided hair and a pikachu kept on trying to catch me." "What'd yo do to him?", ask Player. "I brought him here!", I say as I throw a squirming sack I brought with me into a pit of lava. "So do I have to leave now?", asks Player. "nah. You can stay." "Now Snorlax. Have fun!", I yell as I lock Snorlax in a health store. "So... what do we do until then?", asks Sora. "I know! How about I bring Ash Ketchum back to life and we take turns killing him!", I sugest. "Yay!", everyone yells.
(One week filled with killing Ash Ketchum over and over agian later)
"I feel we should let Snorlax out now.", suggests Demon. "'Yeah. His weeks up.", I say as I teleport snorlax back here. "Need. Su-ger. Need. Fat." "Oh shuddup you big cry baby.", yells llama as he shoots Snorlax with a digital pulse. "You know, I'm getting hungry.", Lucario says. "Us to.", the authors agree. "I'll make some eggs! Now come here Togepi." "Okay.", she replies as I pick her up, put her in a skillet, then start to cook her over an open flame. "AHHH! IT BURNS!", Screams Togepi before sh dies. (a few minutes later.) "I'm finished with the Togepi omlet!", I yell. "Yay!", screams everyone as they run to the dining room to eat Togepi. (one meal later. "Your a good cook Nameless!", Player says. "You bet he is!", Sora and Demon agree in unison. I then bring Togepi back to life.
Suddenly, for no appearent reason, Riolu and Cyndaquil have a sword fight, and Riolu wins and kills Cyndaquil because he could actually hold the sword. I then revive cyndaquil.
"Now Snorlax has to run on a tredmil." "Okay.", he says as he starts running and stops five seconds later, sweating and breathing heavily.
"Now Chatot has to eat moldy nasty bird see-" "No thank you!", yells Chatot as she goes to the death laser room and explodes. "Should of done the dare.", says Swampy as I revive Chatot.
"Next dares are from Silver Star!"
OMG! They killed Missingno! My Hall of Fame records are safe at last. Thank you.
Dialga and Celebi have a baby, but the baby looks like it's part Mewtwo (I smell an affair!).
All three legendary dogs fight all three of the lake trio.
Riolu, put itching powder down Togepi's shell.
Suicune and Totodile, go toilet paper a flamer's house.
"Seriosly! Its impossible for legendaries to have babies without a Ditto!", screams Dialga and Celebi go to the death laser room.I then revive them.
"Now the Legendary Dogs and the Lake Trio have to fight!", I say as they start to fight and win because the Legendary Dogs are stronger than the Lake Trio.
"Now, Riolu, put itching powder down Togepi's shell, please.", I say as he does so. Togepi then rolls around on the floor to stop the itchyness and bumps into Snorlax, who is taking a nap and he rolls over on her and she dies a horrible death. I then revive her.
"Now Suicune and Totodile have to go toilet paper a flamer's house!", I scream as I teleport them to a random flamer house and they do so.
"Next dares are from Yellow Mew"
Questions for Eevee:
1. Why does it say in some pokedex entries that your evolved form Umbreon can spray poison when it isn't a poison type?
2. How can Poochyena be bred to learn poison fang when it isn't a poison type either?
3. What came first-the pokemon (meaning Arceus) or the egg?
"Okay Eevee. Answer those questions or you die!", I yell as I point a gun at her head,
"First one: Because they CAN spray poison, but only when theyre mad. Second: Poochyena is a species of pokemon that came when a dark-type Arbok and a Houndoom had babies. Third: I don't know.", she says as I "accidently" pull the trigger and kill her. I then revive her.
"Next dares are from me!", says Player happily.
I COME WITH DARES!
Snorlax: I look you in an inescapeable cage on cookie island.
Celebi: Break up with Dialga.
Dialga: Get back with Palkia.
Palkia: Get back with Dialga. Then die.
Chatot: Let me stomp on your tiny little bird pokemon bones.
Nameless and Sora: Take a trip to punishments r us where you will shop for new a new obtion B
Swampy: Read the dares while they're gone.
Suicune and Raikou: Jump in an acid lake where youll die a horrible death.
Skitty: Go sugar hyper.
Suddenly, Player puts Snorlax in an innescapeble cage thats to small for him and transports him to cookie island. (a few minutes later on cookie island) "Player. Nameless. I feel like I'm about to die. If I do, tell Demon I love her." Demon then teleports to the island and shoots Snorlax with a gun. I then teleport both of them back and revive Snorlax.
"Now Dialga has to break up with Celebi and get back with Palkia!" "I hated Celebi any ways!", says Dialga as he goes over and kisses Palkia, who then has a hear attack and dies. I then give Player the honor of reviving her. Player then starts to stomp on Chatots until each and everyone of her bones is broken and by then, shes dead. I then revive her, only to be stomped on by Player AGAIN! I then revive her AGAIN! "You must really like to kill Chatot.", say Sora. "Yeah."
"Now Sora and I have to shop for a new punishment!", I say as we go to Punishments R Us.
"Now Suicune and Raikou have to jump in an acid lake!", Swampy says as the jump into the acid lake that suddenly appeared where the death laser room used to be. Sora and I then teleport back. I then revive them. "Like the new punishment?", I ask. "No.", replies the Pokemon. "I'm glad you like it!", I say ignoring them.
Skitty then raids my sugar room again and goes hyper. She goes on a tyrantial rage that I only manage to stop after I've shot her in the tail with a hand gun.
"Final dares this chapter from The Dialga Code", I say as I think about how that be a great movie name.
Deoxys: Why do you like Latias so much?.
Totodile: Go an hour withour being overly hyper
"Deoxys. Why do you like my sister.", asks Sora. "Don't worry. I won't hurt you." "I like her because shes the only one that has never made fun of me. Plus shes hot." "WHADDYA SAY!", screams Latios as he steals the sledgehammer I gave Uxie last Christmas and kills Deoxys. I then revive him and give the sledge hammaer back to Uxie. "Thanks Nameless."
"Now Totodile has to go an hour with out being hyper." (one hour later.) "Good job, Totodile. You went an hour without being hyper!", Player says. Totodile then falls over an its revealed that he was a cardboard cutout. The real Totodile then bursts out of the sugar storage room and starts to attack me and Player, but with defeat him with a dual Haduken attack.
"Well thats it for this chapter! Shorter than last chapter. Remember to review!", I yell as the screen fades to black.
If you are wondering where Charzard and Luxray were, they were in the make-out closet.