(Pokemon R/B/Y theme starts playing)
"Hello everone and welcome back to Pokemon: Truth or Dare! Today we are going to continue torturing our contestants! Now lets get started!"
(Theme stops)
I enter the room. Theres a feeling of tension in the air. Suddenly...
"Typhlosion! Use Heat Wave!", Sora screams. " Raichu! Thunder!", screams Player. Theres smoke. Then the body of Raichu is seen on the ground, motionless. Typhlosion is limping. "Raichu is unable to battle Typhlosion wins!", screams Swampy. "THAT WAS EPIC!", screams Skitty. Everyone stares at her, then looks away. "Hey guys. I have more dares. Lets get started!" "'Kay.", they reply.
"First dare from Arbita!"
Make all the legendaries fight to the death in a mass pillow fight of doom.
"Legendaries! Have pillow fight of doom. And yes, that includes you Sora and Player." All the legendaries then grab pillows from a pile of pillows that just appeared out of nowhere and start fighting. Player and Sora dominate their opponets in mere minutes before finally facing each other. "You've come far, Young Latios.", Player says wisely. "I know. But I can't just loose now! I've come so far!", Sora says like the world depends on it. They then deliver the final blows, my smoke machine goes off agian, and theres silence. Sora and Player lay on the ground. They have many wounds. It was a tie, and no there will not be a tie braker. I then revive and heal all that need it.
"Next dares from Silver Star!"
Oh, so legendaries can't have babies without a Ditto, huh? Well I seem to recall Rotom saying something different in an earlier chapter. Besides... *looks over shoulder and sees Ditto tumbling out of the make-out closet Dialga just came out of* Dialga, explain that to your dear Celebi. You cheated on her! Celebi, kill Dialga in a jealous fit of rage!
"I LIED!", screams Dialga. " We could, but I didn't want to! The only reason I got to gether with Celebi was too make Palkia jealous! Please don't hurt me!", he wails. "Dialga, I'm sorry but we must punish you. This is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me. Celebi, will you have the honors?", asks Palkia. "With pleasure!", says Celebi before teleporting a now bawling Dialga to the acid lake. I then revive him and send him off to his room so he can rest.
"Next dares are from Sora." "Yay!", he cheers before I faint from seeing the length of the list.
Ugh...Brain is empty but here goes:
Luxray: Say you hate Charizard (No Punishment)
Snorlax: I feel slightly sorry for you so here's a big cookie now you have to help me win the Johto League Silver Conference (No SLEEPING and NO PUNISHMENT)
Deoxys: How did you meet Latias (I won't get mad)
Togepi: turn green
Dialga: Learn Flamethrower
Blastoise: Since you haven't been dared a lot, jump into a pool of electricity
Lugia: Why did you give in to the darkness when Cipher caught you in XD
Lucario: Sword fight with Riku from KH2
Ho-oh and Mewtwo: Race
Zoroak: Go white!
Eevee: Learn how to become all your Eeveelutions freely.
Chikorita: Do a Barrel roll
Pichu: Attack Palkia
Palkia: Manhandle Entei and throw him into a pillar
Ampharos: Do you have a love interest, if so who? (NO Punishmet)
Riolu: Make out with Chikorita
Skitty: Admit your love for Riolu (No Punishment) then a catfight will erupt Chikorita vs. Skitty.
Mew: Why are you hyped on sugar?
Latias: Stun someone.
Azelf: Give your willpower to Mesprit who will give her emotions to Uxie who will give you his knowledge
Shaymin: Do you have a love interest
Dragonite: Do you agree with yuri?
Legendary dogs: switch powers with each other.
Charizard: become a shiny
Latios: Do YOU have a love interest
Venusaur: Do you wish that you could be faster.
Cyndaquil: Dodge a snipper
Totodile: Dance with your love interest or any female
Gyrados: How often are you violent?
Chatot: I bet you thought I forgot about you. I'm cuttin off your wings for this chapter.
Rotom: Did you know your name backwards in MOTOR? Anyway, I dare you to jump off a high cliff and not float. (No punishment)
Demon: beat up all of the females with your mad martial arts skills because they have been hitting on llama while you weren't looking.
Swampy: Fire a laser and then become a pirate.
Sora: Change your keyblade to Decisive Pumpkin
llama: How long have you had a crush on Demon?
Player and Nameless: What's your favorite weapon?
I think I gave EVERYONE a dare. I only hope that I didn't leave anyone out because that would be problem.
See ya!
"Nameless. We need to get started on Soras dares.", Player says as I wake up. "'Kay.
"First, Luxray has to say she hates Charizard." "I hate Charzard. Now I take that back. I LOVE Charizard.", says Luxray. "Dang loopholes!", Screams Sora. "I love you Luxy." "I love you to, Char." Luxray and Charizard then kiss.
Sora then gives Snorlax a big cookie, which I steal and eat, and they teleport to the Silver confrence. "When will they be back?", asks Player. "In 3...2...1!", I reply as they fall through the roof. Snorlax is panting, and Sora is holding a trophy. "You won." "Yep!" Deoxys then fixes the roof.
"Now Deoxys has to tell how he met Latias." "I met her when I was on that tyrantial rage to kill all humans. Seeing her snapped me out of it." "Oh.", Sora, Player, and I reply
Suddenly, a can of green paint falls on Togepi and turns her green. "Nameless. When will this stuff wear off?", she asks. " By next chapter."
"Now Dialga WOULD have to learn flamethrower, but since hes busy crying himself to sleep right now, I'll just do...THIS!", I scream as I throw Togepi in the acid lake. "NOO!", she cries as she dies. I then revive her.
Now Blatoise has to jump into a pool of electricity!", I say as he jumps in a pool of electricity and dies. Then Sora revives him.
"Now Lugia has to tell how he became shadow lugia!" "I got drunk and when I woke up I was purple-black and had an urge to kill people, 'kay!?" "'Kay."
"Now Lucario has to sword fight with Riku from Kingdom Hearts 2.", I say as he does so and looses epicly. I then revive him.
Suddenly, Mewtwo and Ho-oh have a race and Mewtwo wins because he teleports to the finish line.
"Now Zoroark has to go white!", I say as I snap my fingers an he turns from black to white. "NOOO!", he screams as he jumps in the acid lake. I then revive him.
Suddenly, Chikorita jumps in the air, does a barrel roll, and lands. She then starts to make out with Riolu. I send them to the make-out closet. Pichu then starts to attack Palkia and dies via a Spacial Rend attack. Palkia then manhandles Entei and throws him so far he lands on top of the tallest pillar at Spear Pillar. I then bring him back.
"Now Ampharos. Do ou have a love interest?", I ask. "Zoroark.", she replies. She and Zoroark then kick Chikorita and Riolu out of the make-out closet and make out. They then go to the closet where I keep all my explosives and make out. They then stop and come out.
"Now Skitty has to admit her love for Riolu." "I love him. I wanna make out with him. Now come here Rioly!" "No!", he screams as Chikorita and Skitty start fighting. Chikorita pulls out a gun and shoots Skitty to death. I then revive her.
"Mew now has to admit why shes hyped on sugar." "I dunno why. It's just so sweet and delicious and..." Mew starts to drool. "Gross.", Latias says as she takes out a stun gun and stuns Mew before swithing to a sword and decapitating her. I then revive her.
"Now the Lake Trio has to switch abilities!", I say as they do so. "Nameless! I finnaly know how to create eight robot masters which I will send out to do my bidding!", Azelf cries. "Thats... great?"
"Shaymin, who is your love interest?", I ask. "Totodile.", she replies as they kiss. "Yours, Latios." "Demon!", he screams as Demon kills him and I revive him. I then shoot Charzard with a beam that turns him into his awesome shiny form. "Thanks Nameless."
"Now Venesaur, Do you wish you could move faster?" "(sigh) Yes.", he replies. I then shoot Cyndaquil with a sniper rifle and he dodges it. "DANG!" Totodile then starts dancing with Shaymin to a random love song. "That was amazing, Totodile." "I know, Shay. I know.""Gyrados, how often are you violent?" "Pretty often.", he replies as he pushes a button that drops a nuke on Pallet Town. Sora then cuts of Chatots wings with a sword. "NO!", screams a now wingless Chatot. I then take away Rotoms ability to hover and have Player telepoert him and Swampy to a tall cliff that Swampy pushes him off and he amazingly lives. I then teleport them back.
"Demon now has to kill all the females because they're flirting with her boyfriend!", I say as she starts to kill the females with random gardening tools. I then revive them. Swampy then fires a laser at the wall, ties a bandana around his head and starts stealing anything valuable he can find, before I kill him, give the items back to their owners and revive him. Sora then pushes a button that turns his current keyblade into the Decisive Pumpikin Keyblade!
"Now llama, how long have you had a crush on Demon?" "Lets just say I've had one on her for a while.", he says as they kiss.
"Player. Nameless. Whats your favorite weapon?"", Sora asks. "I've always liked my mecha dragon.", I say. "I've always been more of a sledgehammer person myself.", Player says.
"Next dares are from... A Mutant Octopus." "A what?" "A Mutant Octopus." "Oh."
Truth or dare, hmm?
Anybody: tear apart the roof as much as you can in 30 minutes (bonus points for having it collapse on people!).
Deoxys: fix the roof in UNDER A MINUTE or get lasered.
Dialga: make a paradox.
Skitty: survive being locked in a room with a bunch hungry dog pokemon for as long as Nameless wants and you get a cookie (sugar-loaded preferably).
Togepi: be used as a bowing ball.
Suddenly, my mecha dragon crashes through the roof, picks up Celebi, and eats her. I then revive her. Deoxys then starts to fix the roof and finishes 59.9999999 seconds later.
"Now Dialga has to make a time paradox!", I say as he makes it so he never broke up with Palkia and cheated on Celebi. I then lock Skitty in a room with a bunch of mightyena where shes eaten. (5 minutes later) I bring Skitty back to life.
"Hey Sora! Lets have a rematch at bowling!" " Okay!', he says as he drills three holes in Togepis shell. We then start bowling. (an hour later) Me and Sora finish the game and I win by one point.
"Final dares are from Player!" "Yay!", he screams.
Can I stat for the rest of rhe story?
Vulpix: Go to glitch city
Snorlax, Totodile, Cyndaquil, Sora,Entei, Raikou, and Suicune:Flirt with Demon.
Demon: Heres a sword. stab anyone who flirts with you
llama: Figth 'M, or elese.
Sora and Nameless: Fight Super Bowser form New Super Mario Bros. Wii
Togepi: Into the oven with you!
Rotom: Flirt with Latias.
Sora, Deoxys, Latios: Kill Rotom
Lugia: Kill Celebi with a ham
Celebi: Kill Dialga for cheating on you. Then commit suicide. (no punishment)
Dialga: You cheated on Celebi. Go act emo about it.
Palkia: Spontaniously combustt
Swampy: Go through Quick Mans stage from Megaman 2
Riolu and Chikorita: Make out
Skitty and Mew: Sugar rush time!
Mewtwo: say the word epic in every sentence for the rest of the chapter!
Ho-oh: Fight the crazy Riolu from Soras truth or dare fic AND Arceus (who I want dareable)
"Duh you can stay.", I say as I teleport Vulpix to glitch city, where she meets Missingno., who glitches her up so badly she dies, along with destroyning my Hall of Fame records in Pokemon Blue. I then teleport her back and revive her.
"Now Snorlax, Totodile, Cyndaquil, Sora,Entei, Raikou, and Suicune have to flirt with Demon. Everyone except for Snorlax jumps in the acid lake and I revive them. "Hey baby. How about we go to the all you can eat buffet and get to know each other?" Snorlax asks. "AHHH!", screams Demon as she and llama pull out swords and stab Snorlax to death. I then have Sora revive Snrolax.
"Now llama has to fight the only glitch Pokemon worse than Missingno. ... 'M!" He then goes off to fight him but before they can commence battle, the game freezes and I have to turn the power off. llama then magicly comes back. Super Bowser then crashes through the roof and and Sora decapitates him with the decisive pumpkin keyblade while I Haduken him to death. We then toss him into the acid lake where he drowns. Then, for no reason at all, Player picks Togepi up and throws her into the oven. "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME!", she screams as she dies. I then revive her.
Suddenly, Rotom starts to flirt with Latias, who is totally creeped out by the motor pokemon. Rotom is then killed by a series of bullets, tentacles, and keyblades. I then revive him. Lugia then hurls a giant ham at Celebi and kills her. I then revive her.
"Now Celebi has to kill Dialga, then commit suicide!", I yell as she decapitates Dialga and herself. I then revive them and force Deoxys to clean up the bloody mess on the floor. Dialga then turns emo, and starts to stab himself and eventually looses so much blood that he dies. I then revive him. Palkias head then catches on fire and she dies and I revive her.
"Now Swampy has to go through Quick Mans Stage!" "No way! I've seen what those instant death lasers can do and I don't want that to happen to me!", he yells as he jumps into the acid lake and dies. I then revive him.
"Now Riolu and Chikorita have to make out! Oh wait. They already are!", I say as I begin to fake laugh.
Skitty and Mew the eat all the ice cream in the studio and start to bounce off the walls. "Not again!", Swampy and Sora scream. They then K.O. them in order to stop the crazyness.
Suddenly, the Riolu from Soras ToD fic telports in, along with Arceus and start to fight Ho-oh, who is instantly killed. I then revive him and throw Soras Riolu into the acid lake. "Well I'll be going now.", Arceus says as Deoxys finishes fixing the roof. "No you won't!", I say pointing a gun at his chest. "Your right. I won't. I remember the last time I didn't do what you said. (shudder)" "Good."
"Well, this is my longest chapter yet. I hope you enjoyed it. Remember to submit more dares. Especially for Arceus since I LOVE to torture Arceus." The screen then fades to black.
Long Chapter. 'Nuff said.