Player 100 would like to battle. "Go, Deoxys!", he cries. "Time to beat the living crap uota a space pokemon, Rayquaza!", I say as I push the button on the masterball. "I bet on Deoxys.", Swampy says cockily. "I bet on Rayquaza. Everyone knows hes better than Deoxys.", Sora says smirking. "Okay. If I win, I'll have Chuck Norris beat the crap outta you... twice. ", Swampy says thinking about that. "And if I win, you'll become a Magikarp Al Le Cart, which I will cut in half with a sword, and eat." "Deal", Swampy says as they shake on it. Deoxys swithces to speed form and uses extreme speed while Rayquaza counters with hyper beam, which Deoxys dodges with his extreme speed. "This is taking forever.", Demon says, looking extremely bored. " I agree", Sampy and llama say in unison. " Deoxys is starting to look weak so just wait a minute. "Rayquaza! Show that cyber piece of crap the inside of the acid lake!", I cry as Rayquza uses wrap on Deoxys and immobolizes him. Rayquaza then picks up Deoxys and jumps head first into the acid lake with Deoxys. "Y-you killed both of them!", Player 100 says quivering. "No I didn't!", I say as my Rayquaza comes out of the acid lake, unharmed. "How did you do that?", Player asks. "Lets just say that this Rayquaza is the only pokemon in the world unafected by acid." "Oh.", Player replies as Swampy is turned into a Magikarp Al Le Cart and eaten by Sora. I then revive Swampy and Deoxys, and recall Rayquaza to his master ball. "I guess I should start on the dares now." "Yeah. You should.", Swampy says coldly.
"First dares are from Amazingtino!"
Great Story! Good dares!
Zoroark: Are you one of dark ash's pokemon? If not die.
Ho-ho and Charzard: You're COOL! Have a cookie
Chickorita: Who do you like.
All the pokemon have to verse sora. Sora WIN.
Pichu: Verse Chatot and win
Chatot: Lose
Do you mind if i join? If I can im a black ho-ho thats male. Just call me AT. Thanks!
"Oh course you can join!", I say as a black Ho-oh flies through the ceiling. "Hey AT!" "Hey Nameless. Sorry about the roof." "It's okay. It gets destroyed for some random reason at least a couple times a day!", I say as Deoxys fixes the roof.
"First Zoroark has to tell if hes one of dark Ash's pokemon!", I say happily because I already know the answer. "N-no. I'm Nameless' pokemon. He caught me in the (insert name here) region.",he says as AT stabs him with a sword. I then revive him. AT then gives Ho-oh and Charzard a cookie. Charzard splits his cookie in half and gives part of it to Luxray.
"Chikorita has to tell her love interest." Riolu!", she says before she kisses the male dog pokemon.
"Now all non-authors have to fight Sora!", I say as everyone except latias starts to fight him. He defeats them in seconds.
"Now Chatot and Pichu have to fight!", I say as Pichu uses volt tackle and K.O.s Chatot.
"Next dares are from a Mutant Octopus."
Oh, you found the loophole of "Anyone", whilst being unspecified, means anyone in the world. Give a point to being literal.
Anyway...
Togepi: For the sake of niceness, all you need to do is have a staring contest with a Mr. I from Mario (Mr. Is are giant eyeballs that float. and shoot laser pulses).
Ampharos: Fight the Man-At-Legs, Raging Long Legs, or Waterwraith from Pikmin 2. Or fight them all at the same time, if you want. I wouldn't suggest it, though.
Gyarados: Play Rock-Paper-Scissors with Nameless. Lose to Scissors, get cut in half. Lose to Paper, get suffocated. Lose to rock, be killed by beating with rocks. Win, you explode due to beating the unbeatable.
Zoroark: be thrown off the Halberd (from Kirby Super Star) and be blasted by its cannon on the way down.
Riolu: Beat a dead person to life(?).
Pichu: Get a computer thrown at you by Dr. Hax.
FINALLY...
Charizard & Luxray: Don't talk, make out, come in physical, mental, or eye contact, or even acknowledge each other for a whole hour.
... That last one makes me feel cruel...
I LIKE THIS FEELING!
"First Togepi has to have a staring contest with a Mr. I!", I say as one teleports one in and they have a staring contest and Togepi loses.
Suddenly, a Waterwraith crshes through the roof and starts to fight Ampharos. Ampharos wins, and obtains 5,000P.
"Now Gyarados has to play against me in rock paper scisors." He choses scissors. I do nothing. "Nameless. You were supposed to choose either Paper, Scissors or..." A giant boulder falls through the roof and crushes Gyarados, who then gets a bunch of rocks thrown at him by AT. His heart then stops and he dies. I then revive him.
Suddenly, a star from the Kirby games appears and takes Zoroark to the Halberd.
(At the Halberd) (Metaknight theme starts)
"Hmmm. This isn't to bad.", Zoroark thinks to himself.
(Green Greens theme starts)
Kirby then appears. "Who are you. Are you like a new one of King Dededes minions, or an emo Lucario?" "I'M A ZOROARK!" "That must be a type of minion. I'LL KILL YOU!", Kirby screams as he sucks Zoroark into his mouth and takes his powers. He then shoots Zoroark out of his mouth and of the Halberd, where a random canon fires and kills him in mid-air.
(Theme stops)
"Whats taking him so long?", I ask. Zoroarks corpse then bursts throught the ceiling and lands in the acid lake. "We will never tell him about this. Right!", I say. "Right!", everyone agrees. I then revive him. Dr. Hax then falls through the roof as well, throws a computer a pichu, and he falls into the acid lake. I then revive him.
"Now Charzard and Luxray have to forget each other exist!" "NOOO!", they scream as they jump into the acid lake. I then revive them.
"Next dares are from Sora!" "Yay!", he cheers.
I'm pretty proud of myself...
My selection of dares:
Latias: Sing Thriller
Eevee: Get frozen in a block of ice and then tell if you have a love interest, if so, who?
Charizard: How would you feel if Eevee evolved into Glaceon and started to kiss you?
Ho-Oh: Can you show me how to make my Fire attacks stronger?
Lugia: Can you show me how to make my Blizzard attacks stronger.
Deoxys: Transform into data that will have to fight Nameless's data and your data will lose.
Lucario: Beat up a bunch of samurais.
"First Latias has to sing Thriller!" "Okay.", she replies as she starts to warms up. She then starts to sing:
It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl
Thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
Night creatures calling, the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time
(They're open wide)
This is the end of your life
They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah
All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen
I'll make you see
That this is thriller, thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a
Killer, diller, chiller, thriller here tonight
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow!
(I'm gonna thrill ya tonight)
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls neighborhood
I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, ooh baby
I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, oh darlin'
Thriller night, baby, ooh!
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller
Everyone stares at Latias. "What the heck! How did you sound just like MJ?", Latios asks. "I'm good at voice mimicry." "Oh."
"Now Eevee. Do you have a love interest?", I ask as I freeze her. "NOOOOOO!", she screams. "And Charzard. How would you react if Eevee evolved into I dunno, A GLACEON! and started to kiss you." "I'M NOT SHINNING4CHARZARDS CHARZARD! I WOULD KILL HER! THEN REVIVE HER AND KILL HER AGAIN!" "Calm down Charzard." "Sorry."
"Now Lugia and Ho-oh have to show Sora how to make his attacks stronger!", I say as they do so. Suddenly, Deoxys turns into his super special Data Form and I have to fight him as my data form. I then turn my data form into its super form and beat Deoxys's data form. The data then turns into about 10,000,000 samarais, and we go to the arena and battle.
(Megaman Boss Medley starts)
Lucario and I begin to fight. We then pull out guns marked METAL BLADE and shoot the rotating metal blades of death at the samarais. Within minutes, they're all dead.
(Music stops)
"Wow. That was epic.", Demon says with her eyes wide open. "I know!", llama agrees. Then for no reason at all, Player teleports the acid lake to a secret location. (AKA, The hall of Origin) I then push a button and the room where I keep the mecha dragon appears where the lake used to be. "Moving on.", I say.
"Next dares are from Ruby!"
Now that's something because Missingno screwed up my Blue version too!
Mew, YOU screwed up my Yellow version! Fight M and die like Vulpix did!
Everyone use Togepi as a volley ball.
Snorlax, devour Arceus.
Arceus, become Snorlax's slave and serve him all his meals on your life plates (now dinnerplates!)
Totodile gets chained to the wall until he stops being hyper.
Skitty, go into the make-out closet with a Glameow.
"Now Mew has to fight 'M!", I say as I teleport him to the Hall of Origin fight 'M. "Why are you destroying my home!", Arceus asks. "Because Missingno. and 'M are stronger than you'll ever be!" "NOOOO!", Arceus cries.
(At the Hall of Origin)
"Time to die, Mew.", 'M says in a robotic voice as he sends his signature LOLHAXZORSdoublehockystix//IEPpieAttAcK Attack at Mew. Mew then dies.
I then teleport him back and revive him.
Everyone then starts to use Togepi as a volley ball, until SORA hits her so far she lands on Olympus Mons and dies. I then have Deoxys go retreive her. I then revive her.
"Now Snorlax has to deovour Arceus, who will become his slave!", Snorlax eats Arceus, who I revive. Snorlax then forces Arceus to make him a hundred gormet dinners.
"Now Totodile has to be chained to the wall." "No thanks.", he says as the mecha dragon eats him. I then revive him.
"Now Skitty has to go make out with a Glameow!" She also goes to the punishment room and gets shot with a laser by the mecha dragon.
"Next dares are from Silver Star!"
Togepi, evolve into Togetic and fly to safety (only to be shot down in flames by Ho-Oh).
'M, evolve into a Kangaskhan and have a Sky Attack battle with Lugia.
Arceus, for the heck of it, get run over by a bulldozer.
Snorlax, eat the bulldozer after its done flattening Arceus.
Give Totodile sugar to make him even more hyper.
Mew, fall into Venusaur's flower and die from a severe pollen induced allergy attack.
Suddenly, Togepi drinks a potion that temporarily turns her into a Togetic and tries to escape the show, but gets hit by ne of Ho-ohs flamethrower attacks. She then turns back into a Togepi.
A random bulldoser then plows through the wall and runs over Arceus, and makes big bloody stains everywhere. I press a button and arceus is revived and the stains dissapear. Snorlax then opens his mouth up wide and eats the bulldoser whole.
Mew and Totodile then break into the sugar store room again and go hyper and mew lands on Venesaurs flower and dies from an allergy attack. I then revive her.
"Final dares this chapter come from Player!"
Arceus huh? How about he fights the Mecha Dragon, then commits suicide.
Sora: Fight me!
Swampy: Fight...ENTEI!
Entei: Fight... A DOUGHNUT!
Raikou: Immitate Nameless
Suicune: Imitate Mario
Snorlax: Let me use the force on you
Player: Use the force to kill Snorlax. Have a lightsaber duel with Nameless
Nameless: How the heck did you get a mecha dragon?
Lugia: NO! MISSINGNO. SCREWED UP MY HALL OF FAME DATA AGAIN! YOU GATTA KILL IT!
Hooh: become a hobo
Dialga: YOU CHEATED ON CELEBI AND PALKIA! Flirt with Demon.
Demon: Form a Dialga hating group with Celebi and Palkia
Palkia: Everything you say until the end of the chapter is censored. (BEEP!)
Celebi: Travel back in time and get run over by a T-Rex
llama: Get hit by a bus! And Live!
"First, Arceus has to fight the punishment, then he has to commit suicide.", I say as he gets killed by the mecha dragon, gets revived, then shoots himself, and revived again.
"Now Sora and I have to fight!", I say as I turn into my super form and fight Sora. We battle for a while and I win, but almost. Swampy and Entei then start to fight and Entei dies. I then revive him. Entei then starts to fight a dougnut, but looses because he can't withstand the tastiness.
"Now Raikou has to imitate me." "I'm Nameless. I like to torture Pokemon. I have to much time on my hands. I'm a big (bleep bleep-ity bleep) I'm-." "GONNA DIE!", I scream as I decapitate him with a sword. Sora then revives him.
"Now Suicune has to imitate Mario." "ITSA ME!", he screams as he jumps and crushes Togepi. I then revive Togepi.
Suddenly, Player uses the force to choke Snorlax to death and starts a light saber duel. (Vaders lights saber VS Darth Mawls (mine) Because I'm the better Jedi, I win and kill him. I then revive him and Snorlax.
"Nameless. How'd you get all your Megaman stuff?", Nameless asks. "Well..."
(Flashback, before I started this)
( At Dr. Wilys Skull Fortress)
Wily: I'LL GET YOU NAMELESS!", he screams as I kick him out.
Me: Yeah, yeah. Y'know. This fortress of yours would make a great studio.
Wily: Ugh!
Wily then gets pushed off of a random cliff and dies.
(End Flashback)
"So lemme get this straight. You kicked an evil scientist out of his evil fortress, stole everything he owned, and killed him, before turning his fortress into a Truth or Dare studio.", Sora says uncertain. "Yeah. Where'd ya think I get all the robots?" (Crickets) A tumbleweed rolls across the floor. "Ooookaaay. Moving on.", Player says.
"Now Lugia has to fight Missingno." "'Kay." He then goes of to fight Missingno. ad dies to the glitch Pokemon's awesome powers. I then revive him.
"Now Ho-oh has to become a hobo!" Ho-oh then goes off to a random boxcar and starts to sleep.
"Dialga now has to flirt with Demon." "Cool." He walks over to Demon. "Hey bay. How about-" "NO!", Demon shouts as she hits Dialga on the head with a frying pan and forms a Dialga hating group with Celebi and Palkia. "BEEP! BEEP!" "Yeah! Go Dialga Hating group!", Celebi cheers. Celebi then travels back and time and gets killed by a T-Rex, before being sent back to our time and revived.
"Final Dare this chapter...llama has to get hit by a bus... and live." A bus then crashes through the wall ( that I force Deoxys to fix) hits llama, and shatters into a million pieces upon contact. "Oookaay.", I say slowly.
"Well thats it for this chapter. Hope you enjoyed it. Looks like thats all folks!"
This chapter was brought to you by 'M. Do what he says or get glitched up and die!