I sit on the roof of the studio, watching the sun rise. I slowly sip my coffee. Suddenly...
"OH MY GOD! YOU GOTTA HELP ME!", Player screams as he runs down the road as fast as he can. Chasing him is Gutsman (A Big robot made for heavy lifting), Skullman (A skeleton like robot), Enker (A robot that can absorb your shots and send them back at you), and Tenguman ( A tall red robot with a pointy face). "This is the third time all week! Oh well.", I say as I pick up my Metal Blade gun and kill the mentioned robots. "Thanks Nameless." " Your welcome. Now come on! It's time for more Truth or Dare!"
(Once inside the studio)
"What. The. Heck.", Player and I say in unison as we watch just about everyone except us dance to carammeldansen. Suddenly, they stop. "Okay everyone. Nameless is back. Partys over.", Sora instructs. "Aww Man!". everyone else says gloomily. "Hey! I'm the only one here that didn't go crazy sugar hyper!" "Thanks Sora. That was... weird." "Yeah. We should get started with the dares.", AT says. "Okay."
"First dares are from A Mutant Octopus."
That chapter was funnier than most.
Nameless: Tell us why Celebi doesn't just go back (or forward) in time to before (or after)this happened?
Togepi: Fight The King Of All Cosmos (Oh, and he can rest his arm on the moon whilst stanting on the deepest point of Eart, just so you know).
Eevee: Get rolled up in a katamari.
All Grass Types in The Studio: BURN IN A FIREY PIT OF DEATH! (Courtesy of all the fire types in the studio)
All Water Types in The Studio: Put out the barbequing Grass Types.
Everyone Else (In The Studio): Eat the barbequed grass types. Then have them be reignited IN YOUR STOMACHS (I'm having fun with this one).
Deoxys: Fix the Records.
Oh, I'd like to join. Just a giant blue Octillery in a giant fishbowl. Don't need the fishbowl, just like it. And I'm a pacifist that likes to help out weaker ones, like Togepi. (Too much detail or not?)
"Sure you can join!", I say as a giant blue octillery in a fishbowl teleports in. "Hey Nameless. Player. Sora. Others." "Hey Mutant." "Nameless. Why can't Celebi go back in time to escape this?" "Lets just say I've limited her powers." "Oh."
"First, Togepi, you know, that little egg-pokemon hybrid I love to torture, has to fight the King of All Cosmos, but to prevent unneaded deaths, It has to be on Mars." "Oka-Wait NO!", Togepi cries as shes teleported to Mars to fight but dies due to lack of oxygen. I then teleport her back and revive her.
Suddenly, a Katamari made up of random sharp and pointy things rolls through the wall and picks Eevee up. "When will she back?", vulpix asks. "By the time we finish Mutants dares.
"Now its time for... GRASS TYPE BARBAQUE!", I scream as the fire types make a pit of fire and push the grass types in one by one. Then, once they're toasty enough, the water types put out the fire and we all have some Texas style Grass type barbaque. (Mmmmm.) Then, once we are finished eating the grass types suddenly start burning again inside our stomachs and it ends up killing us all, including myself.
Hmmm. It looks like this storys over. Hope you enjoyed it! It would of gone on longer if everyone hadn't died but wait! Whats that!
A glowing light appears. Blues (AKA Protoman) steps out of the light. "Nameless. I have a debt to you. Heres some payment." Blues then pushes a big red button marked FOR EMERGENCIES on the wall and leaves. We then all come back to life. "Holy crap! I'm not dead! Now I can continue Pokemon Torture!", I say happily. "Yay!", the other authors cheer. "I've never been so happy to be alive!", screams Demon. "Demon, calm down.", instructs llama. "Sorry."
"The final dare from Mutant is for Deoxys to fix my Hall of Fame records.", I say as he does so.
Suddenly, the Katamari rolls back through the wall and Eevee is dropped off. I then force Deoxys to fix the wall.
" Next dares are from Reader cuz im 2 lazy to login!"..."Thats a long name."
This is an epic fic or what i call it EFIC!...(tumbleweed)
Everyone:do a ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny parody with Togepi winning for the lulz .you guys have to sing it!
Ho-oh:instead of nameless reviving you revive anyone who dies till the end of the chapter with your flames of life(and run out at the end of the chapter and die)
Everyone torture Snorlax by putting him in a cage and eating a huge apple pie in front of him
Zoroak:what do you look like? its hard to imagine
Everyone:pie throwin contest! make it banana cream pie
Sora: Fight MEW ROXAS/Riku i dont really know
Nameless:Get slapped by sugar-high Mew using a rubber chicken
Everyone:dance carammeldansen! its on youtube
Mew:have a staring contest with a Magikarp and lose becuz you get scared when it suddenly evolves to a RED GYRADOS!
Snorlax:go to a snoring contest
Mew vs Rkitty:street fighter style mew is ryu and skitty is ken
Can i be in the fic? im a red Riolu that has tele and flying powers along with a enhanced power that gives me an equivalent power of a lvl.100 Lucario
"Nameless." "Yeah Swampy?" "Reader wants to join." " 'Kay.", I say as a red Riolu teleports in. "Hey, Reader." "Hey Nameless. Nice studio. "Thanks."
"First, Ho-oh will have to revive everyone who dies for the rest of the chapter." "Nooo!", he cries.
"Now we have to lock Snorlax in a cage!" " No!", He cries as Sora uses phycic to put him in the cage. Swampy and Reader then walk over to the cage and start eating apple pies. He then starts to cry and I let him out of the cage.
"Now Zoroark has to tell reader how to imagine him." "Well I'm a mix of black, grey and red, and evolve from Zorua." "Thanks!"
Everyone then starts throwing pie at each other and this simple food fight turns into total chaos in seconds. Suddenly, we run out of pies and switch to sword fighting. Riku then blasts through the roof and gets killed by Sora. Then, for no reason at all, Mew hits me with a rubber chcken. We then realize the error of our ways and dance caramelldansen. "WOO HOO! THAT WAS EPIC!", Demon screams. "CALM DOWN!", Sora and I yell at her. "Sorry. Still party hyper."
A magikarp then appears out of no where and has a staring contest with Mew. It then evolves into Gyarados and eats mew. Ho-oh then revives Mew. Everyone then starts a snoring contest and Snorlax snores so loud we go temporarily deaf.
"Now Mew (Mew turns into Ryu) and Skitty (Skitty turns into Ken) have to fight." They then start to fight and Mew wins. They then turn back to their normal forms.
"Next dares are from AT!"
Great! Making my own truth or dare Story!
Charzard and Ho-Oh: So I Can stop saying this you get cookies every chapter.
Charzard: Fight every pokemon
Chatot: nobody likes you. Fall in to the lake of acid
Eevee: Die.
Dialga: Verse Palkia
Pichu: Double evolve into Richu
Every pokemon: Verse me
Thats it for now! Bye
"Thats right, folks! AT is making a truth or dare story. Its gonna be AWESOME! So review it. "Thanks Nameless!", AT says as he gives Charizard and Ho-oh a cookies.
"Now Charzard has to fight all the pokemon." "No thanks!", he says as he runs into my good friend Quick Man, who escorts him to his death. He dies, and I revive him.
"Now Chatot has to fall into an acid lake because he sucks!", I say as Chatot starts to cry and jumps into a random acid lake. Eevee jumps in after her for no reason at all. Ho-oh then revives them.
"Now Dialga and Palkia have to fight!" They start to fight and Palkia wins, but only before forcing Dialga to swear he will never cheat on her again unless he doesn't value his life. Dialga then forfeits.
"Now Pichu has to evolve into Raichu and will stay that way for the rest of the chapter!", I say as he evolves twice.
"Now everyone has to fight AT!", I say as they start to fight him and he pwns them.
"Next dares are from Ruby, and if you are a Megaman fan, you don't want to miss this!"
Megaman, huh? Hmm...That gives me an idea...
Charizard, fight Dive Man (you'll lose due to type disadvantage).
Skitty, fight Snake Man (and suffer poisoning from his snakes).
Snorlax, you fight Dr. Wily's halfway point boss Big Susie (God I hated challenging that thing!).
And Mewtwo, fight Shadow Man (and get sliced by his Shadow Blade).
That's all for now. Hope you still remember the bad guys from the older Megaman games. Gotta love those old classics!
"Charzard, has to fight Dive Man, Skitty has to fight Snake Man, Snorlax has to fight Big Susie, and Mewtwo has to fight Shadow Man! Also, I'm feeling evil so you have to go through their stage first!", I say as they're teleported to their respectful stages.
(With Charzard( Megaman 4 Boss theme starts)
"Okay. I flew over all the water so far, but no I have to fight this guy underwater. Well. Here goes nothin!", Charzard thinks to himself. Charzard then dives into the water.
"You have come far, Charzard, but I have fought Megaman and know weaknesses very well, so prepare to die!" Dive man fires some dive missles, that explode into little bubbles and extinguish his tail flame. Charzard then falls over and dies. "WOO-HOO!", Dive Man screams before realizing that he'd killed an innocent Charzard. He then presses a button on the wall of the boss room and Charzard is revived and teleported back to the studio.
(With Skitty(Snake Man theme starts)
"Well Sssssssssssssskitty. You've come ssssssssssssssooooo very far. But prepare to die from my lethal ssssssssssssssearch attack." He then poisons and kills Skitty, who I teleport back to the studio and have Ho-oh revive.
(With Snorlax (Duff McWhalen theme starts)
"Big Susie? Hellllllllllllllo! Big Susie!" It then comes out of the ceiling and shoots Snorlax with an AK-47. Snorlax dies, I teleport him back with my button, and Ho-oh revives him.
(With Mewtwo (Shadow Man theme starts)
"Shadow Man! I know you're here! Reveal yourself!", Mewtwo says seriously. "o. A good ninja stays hidden, except when he... ATTCKS!", Shadow Man screams as he jumps from his secret location and starts to slice at Mewtwo with his Shadow Blade. Mewtwo uses Phsycic to deflect the attack before freezing Shadow Man with blizzard and kicks him into a random pit of lava. "I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE MEWTWO! JUST WAIT! I'LL COME-" hes cut of by Mewtwo using his phsycic abilities to teleport Shadow Mans electronic brain out of his body. Mewtwo pours ketchup on the electronic brain and eats it. He then teleports back. (Theme stops)
"Ooookay!", I say. "Next dares from Silver Star!"
Roll Togepi up into a taco and feed her to Snorlax.
Let Snorlax eat a ton of garlic then breathe his bad breath on Mewtwo (who dies from the stink).
Fully evolve Cyndaquil and make him battle Charizard.
Throw Skitty into a stampede of wild Tauros.
Fully evolve Chikorita and let her battle Venusaur.
Everyone use Togepi in a hocky game as the puck.
"Okay Snorlax has to eat a Togepi Taco!" "Already on it!", he says as he plops a squirming taco with the works into his mouth. He then burps. He then eats a bunch of garlic. "Much better.", he says. He then starts to breath on Mewtwo, who dies from the stench. Snorlax then goes to brush his teeth as Ho-oh revives Mewtwo.
"Now Cyndaquil temporarilly evolves into Typhloshion and has to fight Charzard." Cyndaquil evolves. He and Charizard start to fight and he kills Charizard. He turns back into Cyndaquil as Ho-oh revives Charizard.
Then a giant stampede of Tauros runs through the wall and tramples Skitty to death. Ho-oh revives her. Chikorita then fully evolves, fights and looses to Venesaur and turns back into a Chikorita.
"Now we have to play ice hocky and use Togpi as the puck!" We start to play (Authors VS Pokemon)
(One hour later)
The authors win epicly and Togepi is on the verge of death. Ho-oh heals her.
"Next dares are from Player!!!!!"
Hm. I know! How about Dragonite fights the King Tank from Megaman and Bass.
More Dares:
Charzard and Luxray: Go on a date. AGAIN! But this time, it has to be in France.
Blastoise: I got you in Heart Gold. DIE!
Venesaur: Use your vine whip to give me a foot masage.
Zoroark: Go crazy.
Mew: Go sugar hyper. Then destroy Pallet Town. (Because Ash Ketchum sucks!)
"Dragonite! You have to fight ALL THREE FORMS f the king tank." "Okay.", he says as he warps off.
(At first form( Pokemon Rumble Battle Royale theme starts)
The tank starts shhoting at Dragonite but is ho match for his strenght and agility. He beats it with a few thunder attacks. Then, the groud vanishes under him and he nearly falls. "Stupid tank. Dontcha Know I can fly?!", he says cockily. The second, flying, form then appears and he beats it faster than the first. He thencomes to a boss room with solid ground and fights the massive third form, which he tries to take down like the others but ends up being hit by a laser and run over. He dies. (Music stops)
Dragonite is teleported back and revived by Ho-oh.
"Now Charizard and Luxray have to go on a date in France!" They go to France and have the time of their lives. They then get teleported back and go to the make-out closet to make out.
Suddenly, Blastoise has a stroke and dies. Ho-oh then revives him. Player then enslaves Venesaur and forces him to give him a foot massage.
Zororak and Mew then break into the sugar store room and go hyper. Mew runs to Nukes R Us and buys Ash Ketchum a "gift".
(In Pallet Town)
"Mom! I'm home!" "Pika Pika Ka Chu!", (Translastion: Yay! Home!... I really hate this kid.) "Hey Ash, while you were gone someone left an anonomous package here!" "Hmmm. I wonder who it's from?" Ash opens the nicely wrapped package only to find a nuclear bomb in it. "What the heck is this?", he asks. "Why it's a nuke hunny...AHHH! A NUKE!", Delia screams. "Piiiiiikaa Chu Ka Chu Ka Piiiiiikaaaaaachu!" (Translastion: I hate this kid. I better get the hell out of here!) Pikachu then presses a button that magicly appeared on the Ketchums wall and teleports... To the studio! (You can dare Pikachu now!) Pallet Town then explodes and is turned into a crater.
(Back here)
"What happened?", Lucario asks. "Pallet Town got nuked and Pikachu escaped here." "Hey Nameless.", Pikachu says. "Hey Pikachu."
"Next dares come from... ... ... maxeyn!"
BTW: im very supprised someone hasnt said this yet ^(-)^
Dialga: Sing Carmelldansen with Palkia =D
Latios: Treat Mew like a cat
Charizard: Let Luxray ride on your back =D
Blastoise: Wet down Cyadiquil
Venesaur: Give Chikorita a...HUG
Totodile: tell a pun to Gyados
Gyrados: Make Totodile think his pun was funny
Mewtwo: Act like Togepi's mom
Lucario: Leave him Alone _
Deoxys: Put Azelf, Uxie, and Mespirit in different cages
Ho-oh: Carry Snorlax
Zoroark: I dare you to FAIL!
"First Dialga and Palkia have to sing Carmelldansen!" Dialga runs to the punishment room and is killed. I revive him. "Looks like I'm going solo." Palkia then starts to sing.
Do, do doo...
Yeah-eah-eah, yeah
Vi undrarar ni redo alt vara med
Armarna upp nu ska ni fa se
Kom igen
Hvem som helst kan vara med
(Vara med)
So ror pa era fotter
Oa-a-a
Och vicka era hofter
O-la-la-la...
Gör som vi
Till denna melodi
Oa-oa-a
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör som vi gör
Ta nagrå steg at vanster
Lyssna och lar
Missa inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med
Caramelldansen
O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa-a...
O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa-a...
Det blir en sensation over alt forstås
Pa fester kommer alla att slappa loss
Kom igen
Nu tar vi stegen omigen
Oa-oa...
Så ror pa era fötter
Oa-a-a
Och vicka era höfter
O-la-la-la
Gor som vi
Til denna melodi
Så kom och
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör so vi gör
Tå några steg at vänster
Lyssna och lar
Missa inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med
Caramelldansen
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör so vi gör
Ta negra steg at vänster
Lyssna och lar
Missa inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med
Caramelldansen
O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa-a...
O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa-a...
Så kom och
Dansa med oss
Klappa era hander
Gör so vi gör
Tå några steg at vanster
Lyssna och lar
Missa inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med
Caramelldansen
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör so vi gör
Ta några steg at vanster
Lyssna och lar
Missa inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med
CarameldDansen
"THAT WAS EPIC!", Demon and Mutant Scream. "I'm feeling so alive I won't tell you two to shut up!", llama screams! "Who wants to do it again. "YEAH!", everyone screams. "Allright!", Player screams. "Lets go!", I scream.
Så kom och
Dansa med oss
Klappa era hander
Gör so vi gör
Tå några steg at vanster
Lyssna och lar
Missa inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med
Caramelldansen
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör so vi gör
Ta några steg at vanster
Lyssna och lar
Missa inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med
CarameldDansen
"WOOO!", we all scream before slightly calming down. "That...was...EPIC!", Demon, Mutant and Sora scream. Everyone else sweatdrops.
"Moving on. Latios has to treat Mew like a cat!", I scream, still slightly party hyper. Latios locks Mew in a kitty carrier.
Suddenly, Charzard gives Luxray a piggy back ride. Venesaur then hugs Chikorita and Blastoise extinguishes and kills cyndiquil. I revive him.
"Now Totodile has to tell Gyrados a pun and he has to laugh. "Okay. Quickman, Sora, and lawn mower walk into a bar and they all get drunk and... I got nothin." "HA-HA!", Gyrados fake laughs. "You suck totodile."
"Now Mewtwo has to act like Togepis mom!" Mewtwo picks Togepi up and drops her off at an orphanage. I teleport her back. Deoxys then locks the Lake trio and different cages and throws them in the mecha dragin room and they die. I then revive them. Snorlax then jumps on Ho-oh, who tries to lift him but ends up being crushed. I then reive him.
"Now Zooroark has to FAIL!" He takes a kindergarten math test and gets a Z-.
"Final dares this chapter come from Swampy!" "Yay!", he cheers.
here are more reviews:
dialga hater club: swampy teaches you alchemy, go and turn all of dialga's stuff into whatever you want (cause the studio acts like the philosophers stone.)
swampy: use alchemy to fix the walls and roof whenever they get destroyed.
Togepi: your body spontaneously combusts (burns for no reason)
everyone: dont revive togepi
swampy (again): give up a arm you make out of spikes to put togepi's soul into an unbreakable metal pupet (just like you have in the naruto world in my KR fic)
nameless: she never gets out and she can't be hurt.
demon: here is a bazooka that shoots exploding pies, (called a exploding pie-zooka,) shoot any girl that try's to flirt with llama in the head or the stomach and shoot any guy that try's to flirt with you in the head, stomach or the groin.
llama: bring all the kamen riders to the studio (in pokemon form)
that's all for know and can someone please tell me how to bold when making a review?
Suddenly, Swampy teaches the Dialga hater club, who is now eating cookies shaped like a gun pointed to Dialgas head, alchemy and they turn all of his stuff into baby toys. Dialga then starts banging his head on the wall. Togepi then spontaneously combusts and dies and Ho-oh then revives her.
"Now Demon gets and exlploding pie-zooka!" "YAY!", she screams as she starts to shoot Dialga with banana cream pies. llama then brings in the kamen riders to the studio and Sora and Player kill them all.
"Well thats it for this chapter. Remember to-" I'm cut off by the Megaman killers (Enker, Quint Punk, and Ballade), crashing through a wall that I force Deoxys to fix. "Not again!", I cry as I turn into my Super Form and destroy them all.
"Phew. Well it looks like thats it for this chapter! Remember to submit more dares!" "YAY!", Demon screams.
Why do robots keep on attacking the studio? Why do we keep on dancing Caramelldansen? Will Mew ever bring me that Coffe I asked for? Find ou (maybe not) next time on Pokemon: Truth or Dare! (Dun Dun Duuuuuuun!)