Pokemon: Truth or Dare: Chapter X8: Paradise Lost
There is pressure on me. Appearently, Player rigged a bomb so that I couldn't move it. Now I have to defuse it. "Snap the red wire! The red wire dammit!", Mutant screams. "Stop pressuring him! ", Reader and AT scream. I snap the red wire, and the timer stops. "That was close.", I say as Player throws the bomb at Togepi. BOOM! The bomb explodes and kills Togepi, who Sora revives.
"All right. Time for the dares.", I say as AT gives Charizard and Ho-oh cookies. "First dares are from Mutant."
Ooh, these ones are on the weird side...
Togepi: become claustrophobic.
Revive Gun: Run out of power.
Nameless: have all the other power sources break.
Rotom: You are the new power source for the rest of the chapter.
Togepi: Explode.
Pikachu: Here's a tack! Here are more tacks! Here's a room with tack covered walls that are moving in on you!
Anybody (IN THE STUDIO): Drain my fishbowl water. *coughcoughI'llkillyoucoughcouh* Who volunteers?
Shaymin: go to a smoke factory, absorb the smoke, then come back and release it all.
Togepi: Go insane due to being picked on so much and kill everyone.
Skitty: Fight The Emporer Bulblax from the original Pikmin.
And finally...
Everyone: DO THE MARIO! (R.I.P. Lou Albamo)
Suddenly, Togepi becomes claustrophobic and starts shaking rapidly because of all the people here. Demon kills her with a bomb. I try to revive her but the power gun stops working. "I guess I'll have to use my new revive gun when I get it next chapter." I throw the revive gun at Deoxys, who just finished making out with Latias, and it explodes and he dies. Then, all my other 386 power sources break. "Crap. Now the powers out.', llama says madly. Don't worry it'll be back to normal by next chapter. Until then..." I push Rotom into a power plant and he gives us electricity and Sora revives everyone who died.
"Oops!", I say as I "accidently" kick Pikachu into a room of tacks and it impodes on him and he dies. Sora then revives him.
Suddenly, drains Mutants fish bowl and he starts to choke. "Go-od bye cruel world.",he groans as he dies. He then comes back to life as he remembers he can survive on land.
Togepi then drops a nuke on the studio and we all die, including Sora. (His data form) He then revives us all.
"Now Skitty has to fight Emperor Bullblax." She fights him and dies and is revived by Sora.
"All right everyone. Do you know what time it is?", Player asks. "What time?", the Pokemon ask. "It's time to... DO THE MARIO!" (Lol)
Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go. Do
the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now!
You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side.
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do
the Mario, all together now! Come on now. Just like that!
We then stop dancing and I kill Togepi with an elec beam for no reason at all. Sora revives her.
"Next dares from Swampy!"
you didn't do some of my dare's D8 so you have to do them the way i specified (and no one gets to kill the kamen riders) as well as you have to get all your stuff transmuted (turned into) full metal alchemist and KR memorabilia which
I take.
"Sorry Swampy. I should of done them. By the way, good luck taking all this stuff.", I say as a mountain (and I use this term literally) of said memorbilia appears."(It'll be back to normal and mine again by next chapter)
Swampy then puts Togpei soul in an unbreakable metal puppet that I can never let her out of. I then press a button and I new, more fun to torture, Togepi appears.
"Next dares are from Jesija."
Rotom: Kiss Skitty and then go and tick off Deoxys by destroying something and making him fix it.
Skitty: Kill Rotom after he kisses you!
Snorlax: Eat for 1577565838597859564 years until you are finnally full.
Dialga: Um... Go into the makeup closet and make out with a jacket.
Mew and Mewtwo: Express your true feelings for each other.
Add Rayquaza and Entei,Suicune and Raikou get in a huge fight.
Rotom suddenly kisses Skitty (on the lips) and destroys the roof and we force Deoxys to fix it. Skitty then kills Rotom with an AK-47 and he dies and Sora revives him.
Celebi takes Snorlax back to the beggining of time and he eats until he dies. I then press a button and my Snorlax and my Gyarados named Fluffy appear. ( Darable!) Celebi then comes back.
Suddenly, Dialga goes into the make-out closet and starts to make out with my favorite jacket. "First he cheats on me for Celebi, now for a jacket?... I WILL KILL YOU DIALGA IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!", Palkia screams.
"Now Mew and Mewtwo have to express their true feelings for each other." "Just friends.", They say.
Suddenly, Raquaza appears and is now dareable. The legendary dogs appear and Entie wins.
"Next Dares are from Sora!"
I'll be writing my next chapter of my ToD fanfic tommorow and my final Chapter of my Team Drive story later tonight. read and review please. Enough of my rants.
Dares:
Charizard: Grab a laser from the punishment room and shoot anyone but authors with it.
Dialga & Palkia: have an epic battle like in the tenth movie.
Zoroak: Go blue
Lucario: Do wish you had a legit weapon.
Totodile: Make out with Shaymin
Chikorita: beat the carp out Darkrai
Ampharos: Do you like Jasmine from Olivine?
Riolu: Turn ALL Brown.
Shaymin: How did you fall in love with Totodile.
Nameless: What inspired you to write a Truth or Dare fanfic in the first place becase this is awesome!
Keep it up and looking forward to your next chapter
"YEE HAW!", Charzard screams as he rides them Mecha Dragon out of the punishment room and shoots Latios to death. The Mecha Dragon then kills Charzard and goes back to his room. Sora then revives the dead pokemon.
Dialga and Palkia then fight again and Palkia steals my action replay and uses the 1 hit KO cheat to kill Dialga in one hit. Sora then revives Dialga.
Zoroark turns blue and Riolu turns brown and Riolu and Chikorita go make out while Zoroark goes to sing blues music.
"Now Lucario has to tell if he wants a legit weapon." "No way! I'm to cool for LEGAL weapons.", Lucario says as he pulls out a nuke and shoves it down Togepis throat and it explodes and kills us all... AGAIN. A random brick is then thrown through the window and hits the emergency revive button and we're all revived. Totodile then makes out with Shaymin for no reason at all.
Suddenly, Darkrai falls through the ceiling and gets the living crap beat out of him by Chikorita. (and OMG. You can now dare Darkrai now!).
Suddenly, Jasmine, the Olivine City gym leader appears. "Jasmine! I haven't seen you in ages! What brings you here?" "I was wondering if you could help me repair a power plant near Olivine?", she asks. "Sure!", and she repairs the power plant and Jasmine leaves.
"Now Shaymin WOULD tell how she fell in love with Totodile, but is currently making out with said crocodile pokemon. So I'll just kill Togepi." I then shoot Togepi with a metal blade and Sora revives her.
"Now to tell how I was inspired to make a ToD fic. Well, I read some other ToD fics (Soras, Shining4Charzards, ect.) and I had some free time and access to Word and Viola, my ToD fic was born!"
"Next dares are from... ffgtfgtr!"
All right, my first dares.
Snorlax: every food you touch turns to gold, which Nameless hocks off to a pawn shop for cash, which he can use to buy whatever he wants.
Suicune: I like you, but I can't resist: Go purify the acid lake. If you do it successfully, well, that's awesome, but another one appears right beside it. Also, you'll have a swimming/drowning pool. ;) If you fail, well, you obviously die.
Togepi: Get booted by someone for a 65 yard field goal, therefore breaking the NFL record for longest FG.
Mew: play Resident Evil 4 all night in a pitch-black room. Hope you're not a scaredy-cat... no pun intended.
Oh yeah, and sure, I'll join in. Since there seem to be enough Riolus & Lucarios, make me a shiny Suicune.
Man, it's getting crowded:
Palkia; Use your space powers to make the ToD studio twice as big.
That's it for me, good luck!
Suddenly, Snorlax goes to the sugar store room (backup sugar store room actually) and touches everything and it turns to gold. He then touches Togepi and she turns to gold. I then haul all of the gold off to a pawn shop and become rich, before having Sora revive Togepi.
Suicune then goes to the Hall of Origin and fails at purifying the acid lake and dies. Sora then revives him.
Palkia ten uses her space powers to make the studio twice as big. "Much better.", AT says happily.
Mew then plays RE4 in a pitch black room and runs out five minutes later due to being afraid. She then goes and cluthes to Mewtwo, who blushes instantly.
Suddenly, a Shiny Suicune appears. "Hi FF." "Hey Nameless."
"Next dares from amon."
make a male character cook something(You decide how bad or good it is) and have Snorlax eat it
Make togepi go all crazy and attacking everybody
I suddenly make a Togepi omlet and Snorlax eats it. "De-licous." he says before I revive Togepi, who starts to attack everyone and is killed by FF. I then revive her.
"Next dares are from Ruby!"
Wow. Thanks for all the Megaman battles. That was great. Here's one more:Pikachu has to fight Spark Man.
Aw, I wanted to nuke Ash! Oh well. Cyndaquil, go nuke Paul instead.
Put a leash on Mewtwo with a spiked collar and treat him like a dog.
While Mewtwo is being treated like a dog, Togepi is his fire hydrant (haha, gross & evil).
Chickorita, use vine whip to give Nameless a shoulder massage and back rub.
Venusaur, learn Aromatherapy so Nameless can have the full treatment along with the massage.
Celebi, travel back in time and get run over by the first car ever made.
Suicune, for the heck of it, enter a surfing contest with Dive Man.
"First Pikachu has to fight Spark Man!", I say as He is teleported to said stage.
(Spark Man theme starts, plays for a minute and switches to Crystal Mans theme.)
"Spark Man? Spark Man! I'm here to fight you!" Spark Man appears. "I wouldn't me so cocky, Pikachu." He sends a Spark Shot at pikachu and it misses. "You don't have very good aim." "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!", Spark Man screams as he shoots an extremely large Spark Shot at Pikachu and it kills him. (Theme stops) I teleport him back and Sora revives him.
"Now Cyndaquil has to nuke Paul. By the way, where iss Cyndaquil?"
(In Sinnoh (Get ready for failed ikarishipping!)
"Paul.." "Yes Troublesome." "I was wondering if you'd want to... go on a... date?" "Uh-um- sure Troublesome." "Thats great! And you know what else?" "What?" "I-", Dwan is cut off by Cyndaquil flying by in an airplane and screamin "YOU DESERVE EVERY BIT OF THIS YOU EMO! YOU ALSO DEESERVE THIS DAWN!", he screams as he drops a nuke and Paul and Dawn are no more. He then flies back to the studio and crashes through the roof. "Not again!", I scream as Deoxys fixes the roof. Mewtwo and Togepi then get killed by the mecha dragon to avoid their dares and then revived by Sora. Chikorita and Venesaur then give me masages and I enjoy it a lot. "Thanks guys!" "Your welcome, Nameless."
Suddenly, Celebi gets sucked into a wormhole Dialga made and is sent back to the time the prototype car was being crash tested and is run over and killed. Sora then revives her.
"Now Suicune has to have a surfing race with Dive Man from Megaman 4!" We go to the pool and I fire what I THOUGHT was a gun with blanks but is really a handheld flamethrower and kill Celebi, who Sora revives. They start to race and Dive Man wins because he uses his dive missles to give him thrust.
"Final dares for this chapter come from Player!"
Hm.
Togepi: Become a giant
Snorlax: Eat Togepi
Sora and Nameless and AT and Me: Fight to the death!
Charzard and Luxray: Fight Quick Man and Kirby ( THIS will be good!)
"Oh no!", Demon cries as she knocks over a bottle of mysterious liquid and it turns Togepi into a giant. Snorlax then eats Togepi after mistaking the egg pokemon for a giant hard-boiled egg/ Sora revives her.
"Now Sora, Player, AT, and I have to fight to the death!", I say as I pull out a light saber. 'Where the hell did you get a lightsaber?", Reader asks. "Well..."
(Flashback)
(Somewhere secret)
"Sir. We have finished the prototype lightsaber." "Very good, grunts. Now show it to me!" "Yes Commander Proton, Sir." The grunts unveil a box that SHOULD have had a lightsaber in it, but instead has nothing in it." "Where is it?" "Well commander its..." They're cut off by Proton kicking them into a bottomless pit. "Suckers!", I say as I watch from above, concealed by my Giratinas shadow force.
(End Flashback)
We start to fight. Sora pulls out a sword and starts swiping while Player uses his phycic powers. AT uses a tank. We keep on fighting until I use the force to choke Sora, make Player cry uncle, and slash AT's tank in half. Ho-oh then revives the dead.
"Finaaly, Charizard and Luxray have to fight Quick Man and Kirby!" Said characters burst through the ceiling and are destryed by a combo move. I then repair Quick Man and have Sora revive Kirby and send Kirby back to Green Greens. Charizard and Luxray then go to make out.
"Well thats it for this chapter! Expect chapter 9 soon! Remember to..." (Drum Roll) "REVIEW!", I scream.
Should I have even more characters nuked?