Pokemon Truth or Dare: Part 9 (The part that has a lot of plot!)
"Nameless. NAMELESS!", Player screams. Where is he? It's time for chapter 9!" I suddenly crash through the roof on a Ho-oh. "SWEET MOTHER OF COOKIES! HE'S BACK!", Demon screams. Everyone stares at her. "Hey guys. Meet Pheonix the Ho-oh. He IS dareable now. He's also the person who taught me to shoot fireballs! ... HADUKEN!", I screams as I kill Togepi, who I then revive with my new revive gun. "So..can we begin the dares?", AT asks. "No, Because I brought company.", I say as 8 robot masters (Gutsman, Elecman,Iceman, Enker, Punk, Quint, Ballade,and Timeman) appear. All of us currently here pick a robot to fight and commence battle.
(Battle 1: Nameless VS Enker)
"Enker. My old enemy." "Cut the crap, Nameless. I'm not here to listen to your stupid remarks. I'm here for-" "HADUKEN!" Enker is blasted to pieces. "Sorry. You took to long."
(Battle 2: Sora VS Timeman)
"TIME SLOW!", Time man screams as he temporarily freezes time. Sora takes out his keyblade and commences battle. He then presses a button on his keyblade that no one ever knew about. "SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE... ACTIVATED!", Sora then throws the keyblade bomb at Timeman and Timeman is no more.
(Battle 3: Pheonix VS Quint)
Pheonix destroys Quint with one blast of Sacred Fire.
(Battle 4: AT VS Gutsman)
"Get ready for a beating!", Gutsman screams as he runs towards AT. AT just stands there. He then pulls out a red hankerchief wich he uses to lure Gutsman like a bull. Once Gutsman is in range, he activates Gutsmans self destruct sequence. Gutsman explodes and dies.
(Battle 5: Demon and llama VS Elecman and Iceman)
"A tag battle? Nice try.", Demon and llama say in unison as they shoot metal blades at the two robots.
(Battle 6: Swampy VS Punk)
"Hah! What will you do! You look weak!", Punk sneers. "Why you (beep beep bleepity bleepity bleeeeeeeeeeeeep!)" Everyone, including the remaining robot stares at him. Swampy then jumps on Punk and rips the robot apart part by part. "Oooookaaay.", I say.
(Final battle: All authors and Pheonix VS Ballade and Mecha Dragon MK2)
(Yellow Devil Theme starts)
"HADUKEN! LIMIT FORM! SACRED FIRE! METAL BALDE!" Those were just some of the cries heard as the robots were destroyed. The studio then explodes, and I black out. (Theme stops)
I wake up at non other than... Indigo Plateau. "So... I guess this where the dares will be done until the studio is fixed.", I ask. "Yep!", Player and Sora reply. "Okay!", I say as we all go inside.
(After we knock out the elite four and Lance)
"All right guys. Lets start!"
"First dares are from Mutant!" "Yay", he cheers.
*Refilling my bowl* Okay then, dares...
Fluffy: Go into a highly populated area and thrash about.
Skitty: Go there and try to beat Fluffy in a thrash contest (And ultimately die)
Rotom: Wait, if you're a ball of electicity, why didn't skitty get electrocuted when you kissed her?
Ampharos: Get ANVIL'D! On that tail gem lightbulb whatever it is.
Nameless: Invite Weegee in and have the authors put on masks to avoid any uneeded Weegeefying.
Chatot: You need to repeat everything anybody says for the rest of the chapter (If Nameless gets irritated, then he can just throw a brick at your head and knock you out).
Fluffy: STOP THRASHING! *Chucks a tomato**
Everyone: Scared of ghosts? The coats in the closet are now Haunted Coats from Grabbed by the Ghoulies. Throw in a haunted TV for good measure, as well as some skeletons, zombies, zombie pirates, and a haunted door.
Snorlax: EAT. THIS. CAKE**.
*Note: The tomato was a bomb.
**Note: The cake is a lie.
Wow, all that seems complicated.
"Fluffy has to go to... how about New York City, and thrash around, and while he's there Skitty has to have a thrash contest with him!", I say as they go there and Fluffy kills Skitty and a bunch of civilians. Sora then revives Skitty.
"Rotom. How did you NOT shock Skitty when she kissed you?", Mutant asks. "Well...I HAVE NO FREAKIN IDEA.", Rotom screams as he ANVILs Ampharos and she dies. I then revive her. I then go to the NEW punishment room ( Area of 1,000,000 bombs) and destroy all the bombs. to avoid the next dare.
"Phew. That was close.", I say. "Phew. That was close.", Chatot mimics. "SHUDDUP!", I yell. "SHUDDUP!", She yells. "Go die in a hole!" "Go die in a hole!" I then think for a minute. "I owe Nameless a million dollars and is his eternal slave." "I owe Nameless a million dollars and is his eternal slave...D'OH!",Chatot screams as she pays me $1,000,00. "You just go owned.", Reader says. "Shuddup." The house then becomes haunted and I offer Togepi as a sacrafice to keep the ghosts away.
"Next dares are from Cheese222!"
Hello.
Dare: Nuke everyone.
Dare: Let Togepi evolve into Togetic, but a random character kills her.
Dare: Rotom, Mew, and Mewtwo-break into a sugar truck.
Truth: What is the meaning of life?
Dare: Togepi-use Egg Bomb, but explode instead.
Dare: Darkrai vs. Giratina to the death
Dare: Dialga-destroy time
Dare: Palkia-destory space
Dare: Snorlax-try to steal my cheese. Just try. (You will die.)
Dare: Shaymin-Transform into sky forme and fly into a tree.
I guess thats it.
Suddenly, Lance regains conciousness and nukes us all, but we live and he dies because we are all wearing nuke-away spray.
Togepi then evolves and is killed by Lucario and Rotom Mew and Mewtwo break into a sugar truck and go hyper. Togepi then comes back and explodes via egg bomb. Sora then revives her.
"Now Dialga and Giratina have to fight to the death!", I say as they're teleported to the room where you'd have to fight Lance if the Indigo Plateau wasn't under my control. They fight and Giratina wins because hes AWESOME.
Dialga then gets mad and destroys time and Palkia destroys space and we all die... agian! Arceus then comes and make sure that lat dare never happened. "What happened?', Deoxys asks. 'I dunno.", Sora replies.
"Now Snorlax has to TRY to steal Cheese222s cheese.", I say and Snorax dies when he touches the cheese. "I said you'd die.", Cheese222 says as he/she teleports into the room. shaymin then turns into sky forme and flies into a tree and sleeps.
"Next dares are from Sora!"
Hooray! I got to spam curaga this chapter.
My Selections of Dares
Luxray, Charizard, Player: You three as well as myself will be going to World War 2 and helping the allies defeat Nazi Germany! I'll let nameless decide what weapons you'll have. As for me, I'll have decisive pumpkin and two across.
See ya on the battle field.
Pikachu: Do you have a love interest.
Togepi: Here's a cookie (no one can steal it or else they are blown to pieces)
Shaymin vs. Skitty: Kung Fu showdown! (If you don't know how, Nameless or TheSuperSkitty will show you how and you both will train seperately. Shaymin with Nameless and Skitty with TSS)
Rotom: Go to Hollow Bastion
Can I do all the reviving? See ya next chapter and drop a review because ch 16 is up.
"First Luxray and Charizard (who FINALLY stopped making out) Sora and I have to go back in time to WW2 to beat Nazi Germany!", I say as we go their.
(In Germany (At Hitlers headquarters)
"Rest im Frieden, Arschloch!", I curse as Charizard and Luxray kill all of his guards and Sora and I kill him with Swords/Keyblades.
(Back at Indigo Plateau)
We all arrive back.
"Now Pikachu has to tell his love interest!" "Shes not here. Her name was Buneary. (sob).", He says as Rotom gets killed by the mecha dragon and revived by Soras curaga.
"Now... Shaymin and Skitty have to have a super awesome epic kung-fu showdown of DOOM!" "But we don't know kung-fu.", Shaymin and Skitty say in unison. "Its okay.", I say as the Super Skitty blasts through the roof which I DON"T force Deoxys to fix but make Lance fix instead. TSS trains Skitty kung-fu while I put Shaymin in a machine that lets him shoot Hadukens. "Nameless. It's a KUNG-FU showdown. Not a Street Fighter showdown. So either stop this now or forfeit.", Sora says sternly. "You know what Sora. Screw the rules. I have money." Everyone stares at me. "Sorry. I just really wannted to say that." Skitty and Shaymin start to fight and Shaymin wins because of his Haduken. "NO!", TSS cries as he/she goes to Skittys side. "You'll PAY FOR THIS!", He/she screams.
"O-kay.", I say slowly. Oh, the next dares are from Player."
Sora: I'm sorry your ToD fic got deleted. Have this winning lottery ticket.
Nameless: Go to the Kryptonite mines.
Togepi: I want a Togepi omlet! LET ME MAKE AN OMLET OUTA YOU!
Fluffy and Gyarados: Fight to see whos the better gyarados
Vulpix: Jump in a lake
Deoxys: Fly to the sun!
ADD BUNEARY!!
Pikachu: Make out with Buneary
Luxray and Charizard: Make out.
Chatot: Go to the distortion world, where you will face 99.9 hours of torture!
All for now!
Suddenly, Sora gets a winning lottery ticket and becomes rich and I go to the kryptonite mines and survive because I am NOT Superman.
"I"M FIGGIN HUNGRY!", Player screams as he makes a Togepi omlett whcih he eats in seconds. Sora then revives Togepi with curaga as Buneary teleports in and starts to make out with Pikachu.
"Now Vulpix has to jump in a lake and Deoxys has to fly to the sun.", I say as Vulpix jumps in the lake and drowns and dies and Deoxys gets burned to death by the suns heat. Sora then revives them.
"Now Chatoto has to go get tortured in the distortion world!", I say as Charizard and Luxray make-out. Chatot goes there and is torured for 99.99 hours and is dead by the time the torture is over. Sora then revives her.
"Next dare is from Foxandhen."
Snorlax Must Go Make Out With Every Girl Pokemon He Sees. MUHAHAHAHA!
Suddenly, a bunch of random Lance fangirls fall through the roof and Snorlax makes out with all of them. He then eats all of them and the Elite Four.
"Final dares are from...........RUBY!"
Nameless, you are doing a great job. I'm having a really fun time with this.
Here's a giant slingshot. Fire Togepi into the sun with it.
Now turn Togepi into a chocolate easter egg and feed her to Snorlax.
Snorlax, fall asleep and begin to sleep walk. See how many tiny pokemon you accidently step on in the process.
Dress Mewtwo up as a maid and make him help clean up the mess the next time a wall/ceiling is destroyed.
I'm going to be nice, here is a catnip cake for Skitty (filled with way too much sugar and catnip!).
And now the final challenge:Eevee must battle my mutated pokemon clone Flybreon! He's half Umbreon, half Skarmory with all of Skarmory's moves, including Fly. (I really created this thing in a cloning accident on my Crystal version, and I want Eevee to lose to my clone)
"I'm glad that people like this story and that its not an epic fail.", I say as Player launches Togepi to te sun with a super-canon and she dies. Sora revives her and I then turn her into a chocolate easter egg (YUM!) and feed her to Snorlax, who starts to sleep walk and crushes all the pokemon under 4 feet tall. Sora then uses curaga to revive all of the dead Pokemon.
Suddenly, a box for Skitty in appears and inside is a catnip cake. She eats the cake and she goes wild and starts singing Peanut Butter Jelly Time over and over again.
"Final dare. ... ... ..." "GET ON WITH IT!", AT and Player scream. "Eevee has to fight Flybreon!" I say as the glitch mutant eeveelution pokemon fights Eevee and kills her. Sora then revives Eevee.
"Well thats it for this chapter. It's the only chapter with some sort of plot in it, even of it was only at the beggining. Read and Review!", I say as the screen fades to black before Missingno. comes onto the screen and laughs evily.
I think this is my longest chapter yet!