"Hello everyone, and welcome to chapter, um...Hey Sora, what chapter are we on?" "Chapter 12, I think." "Wow. I didn't think the show would last this long but anyways, we will go down the dare list, not up like normally." "What a shock.", QC says. "Yeah, but anyways, on with the show!" "Yaaaay.",All the pokemon say sarcasticly."Oh shuddup.", I yell at them.
" First dares are from Swampy!"
ok time for more dares:(Not doing this one because I've always had the same Togepi, just different incarnations)
swampy: enter the N! grand pree (tournament from megaman NT warrior) with your net navi 2.0
llama: bring in the kamen riders (they can't be killed when they come and if they are swampy will revive them with cureaga)
swampy: take out your 2-1 sword(s) that you can infuse with the elements (IE light them on fire, electicute them, put tornado's on them, ect.) with only the abilities you'd have during the tutorial
llama: give demon the exploding pie-zooka that you and swampy made
old-togapi: do all the dares that the new togapi has to do
shaymin: play a chidrens cardgame (yugioh) against joey weeler.
arceus: from now on, you are just like the arceus from sora's fic (if your a boy then swampy will replace you with a copy of sora's arceus made by mewtwo)
"Ah, the N! Grand Prix. It reminds me of how Player bought Silph Co.", I say. "Nameless, wasn't that you?", AT asks. "No, I bought Kaiba Corp. Now lets see the race coverage!"
(Later)
Lazerman has 1st place, while Protoman and Gutsman tie for 2nd, and Megaman gets 3rd.
(Later)
"Okay. Now that that bunch of epicness is over-" "OH MY GOD! THE KAMEN RIDERS!", Demon screams. "I KNOW!", llama agrees. "Oh. Hey guys. Sorry about killing you a few chapters ago.", I begin. "You killed us?", They all say in unison. "Good. The memory wipe worked.", I think to myself. "I should thank Azelf later."
Swampy then takes out his 2-1 swords and sets them on fire. "Wow.", Reader says. "So...epic.", I say. "Nameless. Can you stop saying epic?", Mutant asks. "No."
"Hey Demon. Merry Christmas!", llama says holding out a gift. "Yay! I don't even care that Christmas is eight months aways!", Demon says as she unwraps the gift. Inside is an exploding piezooka. "Yaaaaaaaaay! It's just what I wanted!", Demon says. She then soots a pie at Mewtwo. "Should I be mad for her shooting a pie at me, or be glad she shot a pie at me?", Mewtwo thinks to himsself. "The latter.", Sora says. "Since when can you read minds?", Mewtwo asks. "Uh, hello? Phsycic type. Just like you."
"Now Shaymin has to duel Joey Wheeler.", I say. "B-but I don't have any cards.", Shaymin says. "Don't worry, Shaymin. Since I have no hate for you at all, use my deck that has cards I made myself in it." "Yaaaaaay!", she cries as she teleports off.
(At the arena, with dueling stations set up)
"I summon the God Card Plus, Banana, Lord of Memes!", shaymin says. "Nyeh, good job Shaymin, but now I summon random internet memes!", Joey says. (another banana appears, but much smaller than Shaymins) "Very good, but now I summon my next two God Card +, The Chuck Norris Card and Ancient Mew. "Nyeh! Wait! Isn't ancient Mew a pokemon card?", Joey asks. "Not in this fanfic!"(Hears fourth wall crack) "Now I use their combined power to transform them into the true god cards: Obelisk, the Tormentor (~Torment~), Slyther, The executive Producer, and Mega. Ultra. Chicken. God cards! Kill him! Or at least beat him.", Shaymin cries. Theres the sound of bombs exploding, and Shaymin blacks out. When she wakes up, shes back at the studio, wearing a medal. "Good job, Shaymin.", I say. "You did terrific.", Totodile says. "Yeah. You actually won a childrens card game.", Swampy says. "You sure did.", Player says. "Thanks guys.", Shaymin replies, blushing. "Great, nice, now on with the dares!", I say happily.
"The next dares are from Ruby!"
*still laughing over more cool Batman jokes*
Oh wow, this is super cool! Okay, for my first dare Mewtwo and Mew are now Batman and Robin. Delcatty is (obviously) Cat Woman! Mewtwo and Mew must foil her evil plot to take over the world.
Togepi, what shall I do to you today...How about I stuff you inside of Chatot's belly like a turduckin and feed both of you to Snorlax at once.
Lets see Dragonite, Charizard and Flygon have an all out battle to the death.
Have Chikorita juggle some flaming torches.
Riolu, go join the circus.
Totodile, go hide in a pond on a golf course and eat any unsuspecting people that get too close to you.
And now toss Arceus into a big group of skunks.
Suddenly, Mewtwo turns int Batman, Mew into Robin, and Delcatty into Catwoman. "a I hallucinating or is this really happening?", I ask scratching your head. "Its really happenening since I can see it.", QC says. "Same.", Reader agrees. "Mwahahaha! Since I am evil, butlazy, I have called my good friend Dr. Wily to make me some robots to do my bidding! MWAHAHAHA!", Delcatty says evily.
"QuicK! To the Nameless Cave!", Mewtwo says as he and Mew go to TheNameless cave. "How did they get my keys?", I ask. "Nameless, this can only be explained by a flashback.", Sora says. "Alright."
Flashback
It's a normal day at the studio. I'm busy stuffing Togepi inside Chatots belly before both of them get eaten by Snorlax, Chikorita is busy juggling torches. Suddenly, Chikorita drops one of her torches and it sets her on fire. "OH MY GOD! I'M ON FIRE!", Chikorita screams. Suddenly, Tenguman from Megaman 8 flys in. "Don't worry Chikorita because I, the great Tenguman, shall save you!" "No wait! Tenguman! Stop!", I yell. "Why can't you let him handle this?", Mutant asks. "Because hes an idiot.", I reply as Tenguman starts to fan Chikoritas fire but get this, instead of putting out the fire he sends it all around the room, in thus setting every grass type in the studio on fire. "AHHHHH! WE"RE ALL ON FIRE!", All the grass types yell. "Excuse me.", I say as I run foward to stop Tenguman and save the grass types but unknown to me, I drop my keys while I'm running and Mew picks them up and steals them.
End flashback
"Remind me to force Tenguman into the acid lake later, okay?", I say. "Sure.", Sora agrees. Suddenly, an explosion is heard and Mewtwo, Mew, and Delcattys corpse teleport back. "Have fun?", Deoxys asks. "Yeah." I then revive Delcatty and turn them all back to normal.
"Well the funs not over yet!", I say as I push arceus out the window into a pit of skunks. "Well at least they aren't dangerous.", Arceus says. The Skunks then pull out pistols. "at least I'm not severly injured." BAM! "What was that?", Latios asks. "Oh, probably nothin'", Sora replies. "(groan)At least I haven't been sprayed.", Arceus groans. PFFFFFT. The skunks spray Arceus."At least I'm alive.", Arceus says weakly. The skunks then pull out bombs."Dammit.", Arceus says. BOOOOOOM! Smoke fises. "What was that?", I ask. "Oh, Probably nothing.", Player says. "Uh, guys. Arceus is dead.", Demon says. "Its about time he was. Anyways, everyone, meet Arceus 2.0 A.K.A., the Arceus I don't hate.", I say as a new Arceus teleports in. "Hey guys." "Hi.", Everyone replies.
Riolu then goes and faces the punishment and dies and is then revived.
"Now Dragonite, Charizard, and flygon have to fight to the death!", I say. They then start towards the punishment room. "and the winner gets a cookie." They instantly teleport to the arena after hearing that.
(At the arena)
Its flamethrower VS Hyperbeam. Fly VS Strength. Jump jump VS Slide slide. Then suddenly... "WHAT! A TREATY!"I scream as I teleport to the arena. "What is the meaning of this!", I yell. "Oh we don't want to fight each other, so we signed a treaty.", Dragonite says. "Sorry, theres no peace in battles hosted by me, the great TheNameless!" "Actually, there is nothing against it in your rule book.", Flygon says, holding a rulebook marked "A list of rules made by TheNameless". "Well screw my rules, I'm the freakin author.", I snap. "We still aren't fighting.", Charizard says. "Grrrr....Fine. But be prepared to not wake up the next time you go to sleep. Also, no cookies for any of you.", I say. "Awwwwwww.", They say in unison. "Hey, you brought this upon yourselves.", I say. We then teleport back, just as Totodile is revived from facing the punishment.
"Next dares are from Ray." "Yay!", He cheers.
hi again
lugia:sing ugly girl(no offense)
here's a game fatal frame 3
oh and the tunnel of love is actually a tunnel of death
oh here's a free buffet
buffet restaruant onwers:KILLLLLLLLL HIMMM!
oh crap
(runs away)
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAA!
Lugia the faces the punishment and dies. Player then revives him. He then gets fatal frame 2w, which he then puts on Ebay.
A buffet then appears and snorlax eats all of the food. The buffet owners then harpoon Snroalax to death. I then revive him.
"The next dares are from Sora. And while we do his dares, I shall look to see who stole my wallet.", I say as I pull out a gun.
Newflash: My ToD has been reposted at fanfic underground...ask Yellow-the Healer for more information!
Now that I got that out of my system, Dares:
Lucario: Become a pirate namely Jack Sparrow.
Blastoise: You will become a Pirate ship for Lucario (Jack Sparrow)
Gyarados: You get to Barbossa
Cyndaquil: Fight a regular monkey in the jungle.
Chikorita: Sing Bad by Micheal Jackson.
Zoroak: You are no longer Emo now you have to go to war.
Nameless: Thanks for being awesome! *hands him a million dollars*
Riolu and Eevee: become a duo of assassins that will try (and fail) to take over the world.
Suddenly, a blue light surrounds Lucario, before turning him into Jack sparrow. The same light surrounds Blastoise, before turning him into a ship. "Come Ship! Together we shall sail the seven seas and search for treasure and drink rum!", Luc-er-Jack says as hee and Blastoise go to the ocean and set sail. "Uh, Nameless, when will they be back?", Latios asks. "Oh, next chapter.", I reply.
Gyarados then gets Barbossa. "This is going straight onto ebay.", He says. "Why do you guys like ebay so much? And how did you get an account?" "Oh. We use yours to buy and sell, Nameless.", Gyarados says. "Grrr. Thats it, only stduio members with LEVEL 100 CLEARENCE can access the internet from now on. "But Nameless, that means only you, the authors, Pheonix and Zoroark can access it!", Venesaur says. "And I regret nothing.", I say.
Suddenly, a monkey flys in a beats the living crap out of Cyndaquil just by tossing bananas at him over and over again. Cyndaquil is then healed by Sora.
"Now Chikorita has to sing Bad!", I say.
Your Butt Is Mine
Gonna Tell You Right
Just Show Your Face
In Broad Daylight
I'm Telling You
On How I Feel
Gonna Hurt Your Mind
Shoot To Kill
Come On, Come On,
Lay Me
I'm Giving You
On Count Of Three
To Show Your Stuff
Or Let It Be . . .
I'm Telling You
Just Watch Your Mouth
I Know Your Game
What You're About
Well They Say The Sky's
The Limit
And To Me That's Really True
But My Friend You Have
Seen Nothing
Just Wait 'Til I Get Through . . .
Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad,achoo! EXCUSE ME YOUR EXCUSED
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once Again,
Who's Bad . . .
The Word Is Out
You're Doin' Wrong
Gonna Lock You Up
Before Too Long,
Your Lyin' Eyes
Gonna EAT You TONIGHT
So Listen Up
Don't Make A Fight,
Your Talk Is Cheap
You're Not A Man
You're Throwin' Stones
To Hide Your Hands
But They Say The Sky's
The Limit
And To Me That's Really True
And My Friends You Have
Seen Nothin'
Just Wait 'Til I Get Through . . .
Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
ACHOO SORRY AGAIN I MUST BE CATCHING A COLD You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And I LIKE PIE!
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Just To Tell You Once Again,
(Just To Tell You Once Again)
Who's Bad . . .
We Can Change The World
Tomorrow
This Could Be A Better Place
If You Don't Like What I'm
Sayin'
Then Won't You Slap My
Face . . .
Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
Woo! Woo! Woo!
(And The Whole World Has
To Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once
Again . . .)
PIZZA WITH EXRA PEPPORONI
You Know, You Know, You
Know, Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Just To Tell You
(Just To Tell You Once Again)
You Know I'm Smooth, I'm
Bad, You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm
Bad Baby
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know, You Know, You
Know It, Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Woo!
(Just To Tell You Once Again)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad-You
Know-Hoo!
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad-I'm Bad-
You Know It, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Just To Tell You Once Again . . .
(Just To Tell You Once
Again . . .)
Who's Bad?
Everyone then aplauds, as Riolu and Chikorita kiss. "Aw, young love.", llama says. "I know.", Demon replies.
"Now I shall turn Zoroark un-emo and send him to war!", Sora says. "Wait! Don't do it Sora!", I yell. "Why?" "Because if you turn Zoroark un-emo, the same thing that would happen if Chuck Norris was ever defeated would happen. "And whats that?" "The solar system would expplode and the universe would have all life erased from it." "Okay. No reason to go sci-fi." "But it's true!" "Fine. We won't do that dare.", Sora says. "(Phew) Thanks."
Suddenly, $1,000,000 crashes through the ceiling. "*Gasp* Is this for me?", I say. "Ye[p. Thanks for being awesome!", Sora says. "Gee thanks. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to force Deoxys to fix the roof, before going out on a spending montage. Player, do all of my dares. See ya next chapter!", I say as I teleport out.
"Well,, now Riolu and Eevee have to *try* to take over the world.", Player says. "Mwahahahaha!", Riolu and Eevee laugh before teleporting out to start their evil plan.
One failed evil plan involving eight robot masters, Blockbuster, Childrens card games,an HD TV, and the Ghost of Michael Jackson later...
"How did we loose!", Riolu screams. "Seriously. You were up against not only the JLA, but Megaman and Sonic the Hedgehog also. I think your plan was pretty much doomed from the start.", Sora says. "Aw man.", Riolu and Eevee say in unison.
"The final dares come from Mutant.",Player says.
I finally decided to join the site. Yay.
Latias: I can never tell you and Latios apart! To end the confusion, siamese twin time!
Sk- er, Delcatty: Here's some catnip. Knock yourself out. Literally.
Rotom: Short circuit the power lines in New York.
Nameless: Love hurts. Use this magic orb to make one of the lovers turn evil on their soul mates for the rest of the chapter. Feel free to supply weapons.
Togepi: It's baseball time! But they're out of baseballs.... Hey, you're round, like a baseball....
And finally, a dare that everyone is involved in: A visiting Butterfree is killed off while the lights are out. Who did it? No fair reviving him and asking.
Suddenly, Latias and Latios merge together and become Siemese twins. "Uh, Player, when will we be back to normal?", Latimerge asks. "Probably next chapter but I'll just call Nameless to check.", Player says as he calls me. "Hello. I'm not able to talk right now due to useing my author powers to take me on a shopping montage around the world. Please leave a message after the Beep. PS: Any siemese dares are over at the end of the chapter. PPS: Togepi is a stupid little-" BEEP. The message ends. "Yeah, you'll be back to normal by next chapter.", Player says. "Okay.", Latimerge says.
Delcatty then eats a bunch of catnip that just, somehow appeared in the room, and ate every last bit of it. ".!", Delcatty screams. "Take cover!", Player screams as everyone goes to safer parts of the building. Everyone is then safe from delcattys random rage. Well, everyone except for Togepi who I used my author powers to make sure she couldn't take cover on. "BANANA! PIE! IN AMERICA!", Delcatty screams. She then runs over and eats Togepi, before reviving her somehow. Suddenlu,though, I use my author powers t kill both Togepi and Delcatty. Everyone then slowly comes back into the room, before Sora revives both Togepi and Delcatty.
Rotom then gives a sigh of relief, but accidently shoots a power line and cuts off all the Power in the city in the process. "Don't worry everyone. Deoxys is already on it.", Player says. "No Im not!", Deoxys says. "Oh yes you are.", Player says as he points a gun to Deoxys' head. "Your right. I am.", Deoxys says as he starts to fix the power.
Player then takes out a magical orb, and makes Luxray and Charizard start a war against each other. "Don't worry folks. all dares that don't have how long it lasts specified are over at the end of the chapter.", Sora says. "Yeah, what he said.", Player says.
Everyone then plays baseball and uses Togepi as the ball. It's Authors VS Pokemon, and the authors win: 10-5. Togepi is then healed...somehow.
"Okay. Time to find out who the murderer was.", Player says. "Oh thats easy. It wa Eevee. everyone knows shes an assasin.", Sora says. "Dang. You found out my evil plan. I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you-" "Eevee. Stop. We are NOT going to reference Scooby Doo.", Player says. "Oh. sorry."
"Well thats it for this chapter! R and R!",player says
I feel that I should try something different. Any ideas?