"Hey Everyone! This is TheNameless, welcoming you to chapter 13. Due to it being chapter 13, a lot of bad things will happen to the not to the authors, since author powers are mor powerful than the powers of the number 13, but I digress.", I say. "Hey! You aren't Nameless! He has blue eyes, you have silver eyes!", At says. "Your right. I'm really Silver, one of his OCs. The real Nameless couldn't be here today, so I'm filling in for him!" "What could be so important he couldn't show up for his own show!", Sora says. "Well..."
(In Las Angeles, California)
"It's the Tonight Show, With Jay Leno! On tonights show, we have Mario, the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, and TheNameless, director and host of his hit Pokemon torture show: Pokemon: Truth or Dare?. Also tonight, The Prime TIme Band and a guest preformance from Lady Gaga! Now with that said, heres our host, JAY! LENO!
(Back in NYC)
"Oh, I see now.", Sora says as he, Player, QC, and Swampy watch the tonight show. "So...yeah. On with the dares!", Silver says. "Your new to this, aren't you?", Ray asks. "Yeah, but I think Im getting used to it."
more dare time!
togepi: you now have the voice of tristen from yugioh abriged. your voice gives you super strength!
ryu (aka kamen rider accel) fight zoroark in a sword fight.
swampy: run away from the new arceus who ias an incantation of sora's.
lucario: have a sparing match with kamen rider is aloud to use his wake up, bron booster and castle doran fuesles.
nameless: you are hit by the extereme memory's maximum drive "double extereme"
player: here is the choice driver as well as the mirror and change memories (mirror gives you a square mirror as a shield, it can suck in inanimate objects that are fired at it and the change memory lets you transform: your shield, anything in the shield and anything you touch with your right hand.)
kamen rider skull: jump in the acid lake and servive because your to awsome to be affected by the acid.
nameless: lift the computer band.
Llama: get everyone their own Ebay acount.
well, I think thats it oh and no one can do the punishment for the rest of the chapter.
"Wait! I thought the Kamen Riders left!", Pheonix Says. "They did, but they came by to visit.", Demon says.
"My voice gives me super strength!", Togepi, or Tristan, I really don't care, says. "Really?", llama asks as he hands a red button to X (My data form).X pushes the button, and a piano falls on Togepi. Togepi, who is still alive, lifts up the piano and chucks it at X. Miliseconds before it impacts X, I teleport in, and catch the piano, before throwing it out a very large open window. "Nameless! Your back!" "Yeah, Jay asked me to give a tour of the studio." "Really!", Demon asks. "Yep. By the way, I think I'm forgetting something...oh! Right!", I say as I pick up Togepi and lock her in the sugar storage room. " that over wit-" I then hear rumbling. Togepi then bursts out of the room with a sledgehammer and starts destroying random stuff. BAM! "No! Not ! Is stole him from Lan Hikari after the events of Megaman Battle Network 6!" "(He does remember that Everything broken will be repaired by next chapter,right?)"X thinks to himself.
BAM! "No! Not the manga cabinet! I was going to read all of that!...Maybe."
BAM! "No! Not Quickman! He was the best security guard I ever had!"
BAM! "AHH! TOGEPI! YOU'VE GONE TO FAR! YOU CAN BRAKE MY NAVI, KILL MY SECURITY, AND DESTROY MY MANGA, BUT WHEN YOU DESTROY MY STASH OF COCA-COLA, YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!", I scream as I pull out an AK-47 and kill Togepi. I then throw Togepi out the window, who is then revived and turned back to normal...and sent to solitary confinement.
Zoroark then looses to Ryu in a sword fight, as Lucario losses to Kiva in sparring. The are then healed as the Kamen Riders are sent away.
I then face the punishment (acid lake! Now with instant death spikes!) and...Survive? "How did you survie Nameless?", QC asks. "Well, I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows Chuck Norris, who taught me how to survive any of "The Punishments", I say.
Player then gets a choice driver, mirror, and change memories, which he puts in his room.
llama then gets everyone there own ebay accounts. Too bad that the only non-authors that can use the computer are Zoroark, Pheonix, Shaymin, and My OCs.
"Okay next dares are from Ray!", Silver says.
Um?How many FREAKING times will you sell the things i gave you
(goes on a rampage)
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10(takes a deep breath)
everbody:spin the whell of punishment (author's are exceptions)
sora can save a max of 6 pokemon
"Why look, it's the wheel of punishment. Lat time it was spinned, it was rigged to always rigged to land on Fight Chuck Norris but today, Togepi is going to spin it. Lets watch.", I say, giving a tour. Togepi spins the wheel. Around and around it goes, before slowing down and landing on Poisonous Cookie. Togepi eats the cookie, turns purple, then explodes.
"The final dares come from..." "Stop the suspence, Nameless!", Swampy yells. "Mutant!"
New Ideas? Hmm... *starts thinking* Well, the only idea I can think of is a world tour as the dares go on...
Dares:
Delcatty: in congratulations of Sora's repost at the underground, GIANT. GOLF. CLUB. FORE!
Togepi: You must walk along the Wall of China whilst whistlig wind whips you around. AND THEN YOU BLOW UP!
Totodile: go to a desert and fight a giant skeleton sand worm and its Samba Cactus minions.
Did I mention I have a sunken ship with a bunch of treasure inside? I bet nobody can take it away!
Zoroark: Go to a pyramid and try to blend in with the anubi. (they're not fond of visitors)
And wait, how did I get in the flashback? You didn't know me until chapter 7 or so!
Snorlax: While visiting Japan, I say we enter you in a sumo competition.
If you want, I can make a boat for the cast...
"I like that idea. So...next chapter will be held at the Burj Dubai, the worlds tallest builidng, in Dubai!", I say. "Yay!", everyone cheers.
Delcatty then gets a Golf Club of Death and starts whacking random things. BAM! "How many times must my Coca-Cola stash be destroyed! Grrr...WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR!", I yell. "Uh, Nameless, you aren't fighting.", Silver says. "I know that. I was just quoting a certain game with horrible voice acting!" (Readers, if you can guess the game correctly, I can bring in some characters from other games next chapter. Hint: The game is for the original Playstation.)
Togepi then walks across the Great Wall of China before exploding into a million pieces...again.
Totodile then goes to the dessert. a giant skeleton appears,, along with some Samba Cactuses and he fights them...and dies. I then revive him.
Zoroark then goes to an Egyption Pyramid, where the Anubi start bowing down to him, mistaking him for the egyptian god Anubis.
"Okay. Mutant was in the flashback because-uh-...Hey! Look over there! Mario and Sonic are having a battle to the death!", I say. "Theres no battle-Hey! where did Nameless go?", Mutant asks. "I'm over here. I just reset the timeline so you weren't in the flashback!" "What flashback?" "(Gotta thank Azelf later)", I think to myself. "Uhm, Nameless. You still owe me a thank you!", azelf says. "Yeah. Er...thanks. Oh, and your check is in the mail."
Snorlax then enters a Sumo Wrestling match in Japan, and FREAKIN CRUSHES EVERYONE!. No, I'm serious. He wondered on to the roof and the building collapsed on itself. Yes he is okay. No, he is in no trouble. He did the logical thing and blamed the buildings destruction on Dr. Eggman. He then teleported back.\
"Well, thats it for this chapter. Not so many reviews, but, oh well. Remember to R and R!", I say. The screen then fades to black as I kick Togepi out the window.
Pokemon: Truth or Dare! Where the Ratings are great and the Togepis are...dead.