I can remember when Danny and his friends were about 7 and wanted a picnic with spaghetti as the main course. I decided to take them to the park for this.

Danny: HEY, that was my seconds Tucker.

Tucker: I was hungry.

Sam: You ate two helpings already.

Tucker: Ya snooze, ya loose, Danny. Nothing's gonna make me give this to you.

Danny: Oh, really. Hey Sam, wanna tell Tuck the really interesting fact that you found out this morning?

Sam: The one about the mummification process?

Danny: That's the one.

Sam: Have you ever wondered how they took the brains out of the head when they mummified someone?

Tucker: Not really, but since you brought it up, sure.

Sam leaned over and whispered something to Tucker. I could figure out what it was since she said something about brains and mummies. Tucker's eyes went wide, then he looked at the plate.

Tucker: I'm not hungry anymore.

"What did you tell him Sam?"

Sam: I told him that they scoop the brains out through the nose with a long rod.

"That's disgusting, Sam."

Sam: But it worked.