Pokemon Truth or Dare-Chapter 14
"Ah. The Burj Tower. The worlds tallest building. Oh look! All the pokemon and authors are there! So you may be asking 'Nameless, why aren't you there? Well, I only have a week left of summer , and I want to spend it...relaxing...and fooling around with my new PS3. But don't worry, From now until I randomly choose to drop in , Silver will take my place...again. Also before this chapter goes on, I 'd like to say that next chapter is the last ones that authors can join in, so after I post next chapter noone can join in. So with that, adios.", I say before sipping some Iced Tea.
Scene changes to Burj Tower
"Aloha people of the interwebs, and anyone else reading this! This is Silver!" "And Player!", Player butts in. "And X!", X screams. "And welcome to Pokemon: Truth or Dare! Home of the...Togepi eating Snorlax!", Silver says as Snorlax stuffs Togepi into his mouth. This chapter we have a very special punishment for all those crazy Pokemon!" "And what is this punishment?", Pheonix asks..
"Why, since this is the worlds tallest building, you'll have to jump of it!" "But what about us flying types?" "Your wings will be cut off first." All the flying types gulp. "But with that said-", Silver says as he motions at Demon and Swampy. "LET'S GET ON WITH THE DARES!", They say in unison.
"The first dares are from me! Horray!", cries Ray.
Nameless:Interfere with the historic battle which is titans versus figure it out yourself
everybody:go on ninja warrior
Authors: Give the pokemon these ssbb transformation
Nameless Watch CD punishment DUN DUN DUN
"Okay so I have to interfere with the battle between the Grrek gods and Titans...okay!", I say as I teleport to Burj and then go back in time.
A few minutes later at a Greek museum...
"...and thus the Greek Namelestheon was formed. Now remember, the six Gods in the Namelestheon were Zeus, god of the sky, Poseiden, the god of the water, Hades, god of the underworld, Mario, god of plungers, Hephaestues, god of invention, and the ruler of the gods, Nameless, god of just about everything else. ..."
Back at the Burj...
"Hey guys! I'm back!" "Hey Nameless!", Sora says. "Wassup Nameless!", Mutant and Reader says. "Screw you Nameless.", Togepi says. "Burn in Hades.", I say to Togepi.
Everyone then goes ninja and fights and I win. All of the killed are then revived.
All of the pokemon then turn into Princess Peach, and then to add effect, I turn into Bowser. Mario then comes in and starts to fight me, but is then attacked by all of the Peaches and dies. Everyone then turns back to normal.
"Well, I gotta go now! See ya everyone!", I say. "Nameless, you're leaving again?", Sora asks. "Yeah. I have to go play a game." "What type of game?" "Think of lies...and cake."
I go away as X watches CD's punishment.
One hour later.
X comes out of the room, looking actually happy. " I don't get what was so bad about that punishment. In fact, I found it kind of funny." "Thats because SOMEONE mixed up the disc with his punishment on it with the disc for the movie Eurotrip!", Player screams. "Meh." "Oh!Don't you MEH me."
"Next dare is from Marx." (Kirby anyone?)
can i join i am a male zekrom(5th generation pokemon)?
"Sure you can!", X says as Marx teleports in. "He guys, wheres Nameless." "Playing a game involving lie cake." "Oh."
"And now for mutants dares.", Deoxys says. "You do realize that Nameless will kill you if he finds you've been touching the dare list, right?", Mutant asks. "Yeah..."
Well, the golf club didn't go as expected. DELCATTY was supposed to be the golf ball, not the coca-cola!
But I digress.
Cyndaquil: Since we're at the tallest building, I dare you to jump. JUMP. FREAKING JUMP.
Chatot: Anger the natives. NOW.
Togepi: Just in case nobody dares you to die (Which is very unlikely), GET IN MY BELLY! (I change my mind about being merciful to the weak.)
Riolu: GET ME TO STOP USING CAPS LOCK.
Me: KILL RIOLU FOR TRYING TO MAKE ME STOP USING CAPS LOCK.
Ho-oh: Would you like to try bowling with a giant fishbowl and people as the pins?
Totodile: Use the Steamroller move from that game (WRYYYYYYYYY!)
Deoxys: Fix all the ceilings that the steamroller broke.
Mewtwo: I force you to watch the horrible cutscenes from the awful three CD-i games.
Everyone: get pelted by dead trout raining from the sky.
... That last one was one of the weirdest things I have ever thought up. Oh well.
"Come on Cyndaquil! Jump now!", Player demands! "Jump now Cyndaquil! JUMP NOW!", Delcatty and Latias cheer. Cyndaquil gulps, and slowy walks towards the nearest window. He gulps. Then, he leaps out of the window and hurtles towards the ground...and lands in the worlds deepest hole. (How'd that get there?) He hurtles through the crust, then the mantle, then the outer core, and then eaten by Heatran ( he lives in the core) in the inner core. He is then teleported back and revived.
Chatot then sees her dare. "Oh this will be easy!", She says happily. She then swoops down, steals someguys wallet, and then puts it in the back pocket of the guy next to him. The guy with the stolen wallet realizes that and pulls the wallet out of his pocket. Unforunatley, the guy next to him notices. "Hey bub. You like my wallet?", He asks. "Ummmm Yeah?" "Well DIE.", He says angrily before picking the guy up by the throat and slamming him into a nearby mailbox. A police oficer then stops by. "Hey! Why'd you do that to him!" "HE! STOLE! MY! WALLET!1!"He what!" The police officer picks the guy up by the throut and throws him at a brick wall. "Well, it looks like my work here is done.", Chatot says as she begins to fly back.
Mutant then eats Chatot, and Riolu then-somehow-gets Mutant to stop using caps lock before being killed. The dead pokemon are then revived.
"Ho-oh! Want to bowl with a huge fishbowl and use people as pins?", Mutant aks. "Er...no."
"What steam roller mooOOOOOOOOOOOVE!", Totodile screams as he's pushed off the tower. "What? He took to long." llama says.
"Wait. What steamrolllllLEEEEEEERRR." Deoxys screams as he's pushed off by Demon. Doexys and Totodile are then revived.
Mewtwo is then also pushed off by Swampy, as Togepi is pushed off by-the angry policeman from earlier. Mewtwo and Togepi are then revived. Everyone is then pleted by dead trout, which Snorlax eats afterwards.
"And before we move on, yes, that last dare was a little weird.", Player says. "Now lets move on!", Sora says enthusiastcily. "Horray!", All the other authors scream.
a truth 4 mew2(iv only read to chapter 2 but id like 2 know this)can u ask mew2 what his greates question is,why that is?thanks if u go with this 1
"That would have to be 'What is the meaning of life the universe and everything'.", Mewtwo says. "And according to Google, the answer is fourty-two.",X says. "What, I'm named after a robot for a reason you know!"
"Moving on...", Player says.
hey, I have my own ToD now! but IT's not just a pokemon ToD but a Kamen Rider and Pokemon crossover ToD!
and now, the dares:
llama: dump radio active waste on sora
all Authors: have a baseball match against the yankees, NO POWERS ALOUD (that means you nameless)
see you around!
llama then dumps radio active waste on Sora, who then starts stabbing llama with his keyblade. llama is then healed.
All the authors, and X, then face off against the Yankees and LOOSE.
And then we move onto Spyro and Pikachu's dares.
Hahaha! This is one of the craziest Pokemon Truth or Dare Stories that I have ever read so far! Anyways I think this will become good...?
Can I send in two pokemon?
One of them is a Pikachu named Electra. She has a blue string tied around her neck. She is Lv 50 and knows Volt Tackle, Thunder, Thunder Shock,and Quick Attack.
The other is Grassgreen the Sceptile. She has a red string tied to her neck. She is Lv 50 also. Her moves are Absorb, Leaf Blade, Cut, and Razor Leaf.
Truth and Dares
Sora: I don't know, pour choclate milk all over yourself
Dialga: Fall down a cliff into a bunch of lava.
Zoroark: Lick Snorlax
Ho-Oh: Where is my money!
Mew: Battle Spyro the dragon(Evil form.)during a suger rush.
Everyone: Get on a suger rush and whack eachother with golf clubs and rocks.
Ampharos: Kick Pichu into the sea.
Pikachu: Since you are my number one favorite pokemon, you get to wear a blue and gold , and why did you say you hated Ash?
Shaymin: You now have stingers on your back! Poke Uxie with it.
Chikorita: You disturbed my Grovyle's dairy! Now you must face me!(A dragon with a light blue body and pink wings.)
That is all!
"Of course you can!", X says as Electra and Grassgreen teleport in. "Hey everyone!", they say in unison. "Hey guys.", Sora, Player and Swampy say. "Konichiwa.", Ray says.
Sora then jumps of the building and survives, due to using Psycic to make a weaker impact.
Dialga the falls off a cliff into a pit of lava and survives, due to being a dragon type.
"WHERE IS MY MONEY!", Electra screams at Ho-oh. "Fluffy ate it." "No I didn't. Snorlax did." "It's true.", Snorlax says.
Zoroark then licks Snorlax and battles (and looses) to Spyro the dragon while on sugar rush!
Everyone then jumps off the building, and is then revived after dying.
Amphoros than kicks Pichu into the sea, who then learns how to speak dolphin.
Pikachu then gets a blue and gold scarf. "Gee thanks!", he says. "So as to why I hate Ash. Well, I don't know but whenever I'm around him, I feel like some plot device in an anime based of a video game whos main purpose is to make a group of three idiots blast off into the sky. It get's kind of boring after a while. I kind of wish I owned a gun."
Shaymin then kills Uxiee with her stingers as Chikorita is killed by Spyro and Pikachu for disturbing Grovyle's diary.
"Next dares are from Rose.", an ominous voice says.
im back dares absol thou name is Toni,CHATOT DIEEEEEE! cas u stink
Absol is then renamed Toni as Chatot dies from a heart attack. She is then revived.
"NEXT!", The ominous voice says.
HI I want to join! Can i? and torture! I'm a white Lucario with red eyes and I'm a girl call me Miyuki if you want.
Riolu: You're my little sister so you get to help me!
Charizard: Hey! You stole my ice cream! NO ONE MESSES WITH MY ICE CREAM! Death to you! We get to tie you to a spinning dart borad then we get to throw things at you! *gives everybody but Charizard darts, needles, knives, etc*
Mewtwo: I dare you to steal something from Mew. Then...*gives Mew sugar, coffee, and a chainsaw* Mew gets to kill you!
Chatot: I don't like Chatot that much so...you steal something from the auothor then...*gives you a box with Donkey Kong inside* You can kill him.
Snorlax: You're useless...hm...I dare you to go fight a dragon and you get to fight with only a double slap while the dragon has a lighting breath.
"Sure you can, and since you want to torture, here is a flamethrower!", X says as Miyuki teleports in. "Hey everyone. And thanks Nameless, I mean X!", she says as she starts burning the grass types. Oh, and Riolu helps her.
"No! Charizard is innocent!", Luxray screams. "It was Chatot who stole your icecream!" "What?",everyone says.
A few moments later.
Chatot is strapped to the dart board dead. And since the revive gun needs to be fixed, she isnn't revived. (I'll do her other dare next chapter.)
Mewtwo then steals Mew's cookie, and is then slaughtered by Mew. Mewtwo is then buried in the worlds deepest hole from earlier.
Snorlax then defeats a dragon that has lightning breath with only double slap. He won when he accidentally fell onto the dragon and and it was crushed under his weight. (His weight is...OVER 9000 POUNDS)
"And the final dares are from...Sora!", says the ominous voice coming from behind a curtain. Charizard then pulls back the curtain, and the ominous voice is revealed to be me!
Hey! I went to that building in Dubai! It was AWESOME!
It's been such a long time but here goes:
Nameless: Force any character (Not an author) to grow a beard, throw said character out the window and tell the police that said bearded pokemon robbed a bank.
Snorlax: Let small children use you as a trampoline.
Charizard: Fight the Harry Potter crew.
Charizard then fights everyone from the Harry Potter series and looses EPICLY.
Some children see Snorlax's corpse and start using it as a trampoline. "They do realize he's dead, right?", I ask. "I hope.", X says.
I then force Togepi to grow a beard, tell local officials that she robbed a bank, and the goverment of both Dubai and the US that she's a terrorrist. She is killed within minutes.
"Well, it looks like we're all out of time. Se ya nextyiyiyiYI!", I scream as the lights go out. When they turn back on, I'm gone, and in my place, is a small pool of screen then fades to black, signifying that this chapter is over.
Find out nextime WHO KILLED THE AUTHOR! (Or if he's dead at all)