PART 2!
Hopefully things get a teeny weeny bit funnier here. OK, if you happened to not read the previous one, read part 1 because it's important to the plot of part 2. Please review guys and answer the question stated in the authors note of part 1.
Disclaimer: Nope. Non. Nein. I do own the characters or any other brands in this. *pout*

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" She screeched upon seeing her one and only Mac on the floor with brown soda all over it and Jareth and Toby standing over it, staring down in horror.

Jareth and Toby looked up, scared.

"Um." Toby said, looking down at the Mac again. He looked up at Jareth, challenging him to explain. And we all know Jareth could not decline a challenge.

So he strutted up to Sarah and leaned against the wall nonchalantly, eyeing Sarah up and down.

Ooooh... he's checking you ouuut! Liz saidm somehow managing to be heard over the duct tape that had been so liberally stretched upon her mouth.

Sarah blushed.

"Well, you see, precious thing," he purred while Sarah glared at him angrily.

" Toby here refused to share the computer with me and so I most kindly took it from him so that I might have a turn. Toby became a bit violent and dropped the computer. He then tripped over it and spilled over a can of soda. As you can see, I was just a victim in this poor game of his." Toby glared, no longer ashamed. He stalked up to them and poked Jareth. Jareth kneeled down to his height as did Sarah.

"That's not true Sarah! What really happened is that Jareth and I fighted over the computer and it dropped! So I got really mad at Jareth and screamed and Mrs. Primp screamed to and she told me that the police was coming and so I got really scared and angry and I tried to run at Jareth but I tripped and hit the soda can and then the computer died." He finished breathlessly and looked up at Sarah.

"Mrs. Primp called the police?" she asked, her teeth gritting together. Jareth and Toby nodded simultaneously. Sarah exploded.

"THE NOSY BITCH! I SWEAR, DOES SHE HAVE A LIFE?" Sarah ranted and Jareth and Toby winced as she used some very colorful words. SHe never finished though because a loud knock came from the door.

"This is the police. Open the door."

"Oh shit. Oh shit. Jareth! HIDE!" Sarah whipsered angrily and pushed him off the wall.

"Where shall I hide?" he asked calmly, smirking at Sarah's touch.

"Um... Um... in the closet! Go! NOW! Go to my closet!"

"Ma'am open the dor or we will be forced to open it for you!"

"Hurry!" Sarah said, pushing Jareth as he went into her closet and closed the door. Sarah walked up to the door and opened it.

"Ah.. Hello officers!"

Jareth sat down in the closet and waited. After some seconds he scoffed and stood back up. This was boring he reasoned. If he was inside Sarah's closet, he might as well look around. He decided he would start at the left and work his way right.

Shoes. Nothing interesting there, he reasoned and went to the drawer next tot the shoes.

Socks. He spent a few minutes going through the socks, looking at the different types. Sarah had a lot of colorful socks. There was one printed with penguins on it and another with tiny oine trees. Jareth smirked at the picture of Sarah wearing these socks.

Next up were her clothes. A few dress shirts, blue, white, purple. Work pants. Nothing interesting there. His hand touched silk and he pushd aside the work clothes to see what was underneath. A red silk nightie rustled under his hands and he smiled wolfishly. Well, Sarah, who would've thought it? Miss Modesty owns this. Jareth entertained himself for a few moments with his fantasies but then decided to stop in favor of trying to find more things in Sarah's closet.

Nothing as exciting as what he had just found turned up though. He was just about to give up when he found Sarah's lingerie drawer.

His smile grew wider as he delved deeper into the drawer. Today was turning out to be a good day.

"So you see officers, it was just a figment of his imagination. Toby has a very, very active imagination and sometimes plays pretend with his imaginary friend. I'm sorry you had to come but as you can see no one has died and there is no one here besides me and my brother."

The officers nodded and turned around to go when the closet doors opened behind them to reveal Jareth, holding a red lace bra and smirking. Toby was in the pantry closet in the kitchen and could hear everything, though he was out of sight. Unforunately, so could the police officers.

"Why Sarah, I never would have imagined you had such a delightful little thing in your closet." He growled out, his voice low. Sarah's face immediatly went from the slightly pale shade it was to firecracker red as she tried to tell him to go away. Jareth raised an eyebrow in curiosity and then the other one in embarrasment.

"Excuse me, but who is this? Ms. Williams I thought there was no one here." The cops walked back into the kitchen where Jareth was currently standing, the red bra slightly swinging from his hand. Sarah stood next to him, looking like a particularly alarmed fish, her mouth openly gaping and her face red. Toby ran out of the kitchen pantry and Jareth quickly hid the bra behind him as Toby looked back and forth from him to the cops.

"Um.. Um.." Sarah stammered, still in shock.

It was at this eventful time that Liz decided she could procure enough strength to free herself from the bindings that she had been trapped in. Quickly analyzing the situation, Liz began to whisper many things to Sarah, things that made her become even redder if that was possible.

"He's my.. boyfriend!" Good one Sarah! she thought, proud of herself for her quick thinking. And then Toby had to ruin it all.

"No he's not. You don't have a boyfriend!" He said, his voice confused. DAMN IT TOBY!

The police officers stared at her expectantly. Her miind was racing for possible people.

My cousin? No why would your cousin be leering at you with your bra in his hands.

My gay friend! YOU IDIOT! If he's gay, he wouldn't be interested in you like that.

Oh god Oh God, she thought, what am I supposed to do??

SAY HE'S YOUR STRIPPER!, Liz screamed.

"He's my... my....

STRIPPER!" She burst out and then covered her mouth. What had she just said?

Liz did a happy dance in her mind.

Sarah looked back at Jareth and almost died of embarassment. He no longer held an expression of embarrasment. Now his eyes were dark, filled with unfulfilled promises. Sarah shivered and looked back at the cops. They looked incredibly uncomfortable and were staring at her as if she was some crazy whore.

"Allright then. Next time, ma'am, please inform your child to not call 911 for imaginary emergencies." The fattest one said and he and his partner exited.

There was an akward silence as she, Toby and Jareth looked at each other.

"Toby, say goodbye to Jareth, he's going home now." she said breathlessly, still in shock.

"OK! Bye Jareth!" Toby bopped forward and after eyeing him suspiciously he stepped up to him and gave him a hesitant hug. Jareth was astonished but hugged back.

"Now, go get ready for bed." Sarah commanded and Toby walked off to his room.

Sarah looked up from her nails hesitantly at Jareth. His eyes were once more dark and she swallowed.

KISS ME! Liz screamed in her head.

"Um."

"I should be going." Jareth said a bit huskily. " I'll see you tomorrow." To Liz' pleasures Sarah stepped forward, entranced by his eyes once more.

"Oh and Sarah?" Jareth took two steps forward, closing the little distance they had between each other.

"Hm?" Sarah asked, unable to say more due to the proximity of him and his smell. Stupid, handsome, good smelling, JERK! she snarled in her mind, angry at him and herself for being seduced like this.

"I would be your stripper anyday." He whispered, his voice dropping octaves, smooth like chocolate. Sarah breathed in sharply as his face leaned in even more closely to his neck and gasped when she felt his mouth place a feather light kiss on it.

"Mmmmmmhmmm." She stretched out the word, trying not to moan. She opened her eyes and he was gone.

And then she heard someone behind her.

"Hey Sarah?" Toby asked.

Sarah nodded.

"What's a stripper?"

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