Hey guys! I am really sorry for being out this long... I admit I've been a bit lazy and things at school have gotten hectic! Anyways, I'm back and I hope to get the next chapter to you guys by tomorrow or the day after to make up for my awfulness... Unfortunately, this is my shortest chapter and once again I apologize especially because of the daily. please don't let that stop you from reading and reviewing. Oh and in your reviews please include (if it's OK) and tell me 1) if you're a Glee fan, if you're excited for season 2 of Glee and 2) If you're an Adam Lambert fan or just like American Idol... tell me if you're looking forward to him mentoring and performing on tuesday and wednesday. pleaseeee review guys. LUV U!
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"I'm borrrreeeddd!" Toby drawled out, hanging upside down from his bed. He looked sideways at Jareth also in the same position.

"You wanna watch Glee?" Jareth asked, his eyes shining at the prospect.

"NOOOOOOO!!!! That's a weird show. It's for girls." Toby said.

Jareth looked upward and stuck his lower lip out.

"No it isn't." He pouted while looking longily at the TV. They lapsed into an akward silence as Toby tried desperately to exploit the theory that you can't swallow a raisin upside down. After 5 minutes of constant choking and nine year old swear words, Toby gave up. He looked sideways at Jareth and giggled.
"Your hair looks funny." Toby reached over, took a strand in his hand and fluffed it.
Jareth huffed.
"No it does not."
Jareth tried to desperately look at his hair, which currently looked like a flailing blond octopus, except with much more arms.

"Jareth."
Jareth sighed.
"Yes Toby, I am aware that my hair looks like an octopus." he said.
"Well, that wasn't what I was gonna say but it actually looks more like an upside down yellow cactus... actually, no, a jellyfish... you know now that I think about-"
"TOBY! Can you please stop comparing my hair to plants animals and continue onto what your were going to say?"
"Oh right. I'm HUUUUNGRY!" he whined, throwing his raisin box to the floor.
"Well.. what does Sarah tell you to do when you're hungry?" Jareth asked.
"Order pizza!" Toby responded enthusistically. A little too enthusiastically though,because he ended up tumbling off the bed in a tangle of arms and legs. Toby's leg ended up hitting Jareth.
"Shit!" Jareth cursed, rubbing his face with his hand only to be hit once again,this time with Toby's arm.
"Toby-OW!"

Toby was currently bouncing on the trampoline that had been placed on the floor earlier in an attempt to entertain Toby, unable to stop.
"TOBY GET OFF THE - OW!" Jareth yelled, clutching his stomach where Toby's head had just dug into.
"JARETH!" Toby yelled desperately, still bouncing up and down.
"HELP ME!" Toby's leg flailed into the air, heading straight for Jareth's mouth.

"HAHA!" Jareth shouted triumphantly, ducking sideways and narrowly avoiding Toby's foot.
"YOU MISSED- OW! JESUS TOBY!" Jareth grabbed his nose, trying to stop the pain. He looked down at Toby who had stopped bouncing and was currently looking up at Jareth.
"What is it Toby?" Jareth squeked out, attempting to seem angry but only achieving a nasal tone.

"Can we order the pizzas now?"

The doorbell rang and Toby ran forward to get it.

"HI!" Toby shouted enthusiastically, a little bit loudly because the pizza delivery boy jumped back.
"Yo." he answered back when he recovered from the sight of a small blonde fireball shouting greetings at him.
Jareth walked forward to where Toby was and the pizza guy jumped back once more.

"Dude. What the hell happened to your hair?" the kid asked, his yellow teeth grimacing.
Jareth growled deep in his throat. Today was really not a good day for his hair. The teenager looked down and shrieked.
"DUDE! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR PANTS? DID THEY LIKE SHRINK IN THE WASH OR SOMETHIN'?"
Jareth stepped forward and looked him in the eye.

"What's your name?" he asked angrily.
"Uhhhh..." He looked down at his name tag, his mind blanking in fear."OH! Joe. That's my name! Though some guys call me Joey and others just call me looser. OH! But my mom calls me pookie, if you want to use that!"
"PIZZAS. Now." Jareth whispered menancingly. Joe nodded and produced the pizza from the box.
"Still hot! That's our motto."

Toby leaned over to Jareth. "That's a stupid motto." Jareth smiled.
"You know what would be better? Our pizza's as bad as the people who deliver it!" he whispered and Toby burst out laughing.
"THAT'S FUNNY!"
"You do know I heard that." Joe said, frowning at Toby who was now rolling on the floor, laughing.

"Allright, well thank you for the pizza-"
"Yo, dude, there's more." Joe said.
"Oh well, bring them up!" Jareth said, thinking that Toby might have order one or two more. Little did he know, that Joe took 4 trips to get them all up and lined up by there door. After about 10 minutes, just as Jareth was wondering where he went, the doorbell rang once more.
"Here ya go. All 26 pizzas- still hot!" Toby, who had been sitting on the couch, watching the home networking center, burst out laughing once more at this line but Jareth didn't.

"Toby. You ordered 26 pizzas?!?" he asked, startled.
"Yep. Sarah told me you eat a lot."
Jareth smiled. Sarah had talked to Toby about him. That was nice.
"She's right I do." A cough came from behind.
"YO! Dude. Dinero, please." Joe said, slouching against the door, his hand open.
Jareth looked around, trying to find money.
"Toby." he called him over. Toby walked over.
"What does Sarah tell you to pay with?" Toby's face contorted with concentration.
"Ummm... umm... I don't remember. Jellybeans?" He suggested and Jareth frowned. Jareth walked back up to Joe and closed his eyes. He willed Joe to forget about the money.
"Dude. What are you doing?" Joe asked, looking at Jareth weirdly.

Jareth put up a finger in a "Wait" signal. He willed it even moree and threw his hands forward. He opened his eyes to see Joe looking afraid.

"DUDE? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??" Joe yelled, eyeing Jareth up and down. Toby stepped forward and waved his arms ridiculously.

"MAGGGGIIIICCC!" he cooed. "He's doing magic because he's a magician that's really good at magic. He can make you disappear-" Toby said in a slightly crazy voice. "without any tricks!" he whispered. Jareth devised a quick plan in his head and wove his arms around, chanting nonsense words.

"hookapalookamagicykaZAM!" he yelled, and thrust his arms at the guy once more. Joe squeaked and ran away from the room his arms flailing widely.
"CRAZIES!!!" he yelled, "THEY'RE CRAZY!!!!" Mrs. Primp's head popped out of the door and she looked nosily at the fleeing pizza delivery man, with the curvy white letters on the back of his uniform.

Still hot!

OK! Well, there ya go... isn't my best but... whatever! There is a continuation of this chapter coming up... so please review because reviews keep me going and make the chapters come faster! So, don't forget about the questions! Thanks!