Hey everybody. This is shadowdreamer14, a dear friend of glamgirl255, and I got stuck writing this not-a-chapter to tell you that she can not come to the computer right now, please leave a message after the beep. To leave a callback number, press review.
In all seriousness, our mutual friend who I will call GG from now on had a… domestic problem, so to speak, and is now grounded for an unknown amount of time. That is why I'm stuck writing this and listening to her complain about how all the hot guys are gay (or taken, or fictional, or taken by other fictional gays). Her words, not mine. Anyway, she says she's sorry to have to let you all down, will update asap, yadda yadda yadda. You get the drill.
In order to not hurt her fragile little feelings, please review and moan about how sad you will be about the delay. Then tell her to stop babbeling about clothes over the phone!
Yours sarcastically,
Shadowdreamer14
Ps. Im going to use this space to rant about random pairing woes that you have probably never heard about and don't care anyway. You don't have to read this. At all.
OH, WHY CASSADRA CLAIRE? WHYYYY? WHY DID YOU KILL JALEC? THEY WERE SO CUTE! MAGNUS BANE AND ALEC JUST DOESN'T COMPARE! AND WHY, OH WHY DID YOU RESORT TO JARY? IT'S SO ANOYING!
How dare CLAMP separate domeki and watanuki! They are so perfect for each other, but… oh, why? Why why why why? But some how, love will prevail! Domeki will turn into a 16 year old again, and watanuki will stop being an idiot, and everything will be fine!
AXEL IS NOT A STALKER, CREEPER, PEDOPHILE, RAPIST, OR JERK! WHY CAN'T PEOPLE GET THAT!
God, I need a life.
Believe it or not, im actually not as much of crazy wacko evil being as I seem in this. I'm just having fun messing around on my friends fanfic! So, as long as I'm here, I might as well tell you the ending of her story. Here it is:
THEY ALL DIE. Jareths hair goes crazy and starts attacking people. then godzillah steps on them! Boom!
And ninja's are totally better than pirates, by the way.
Only that's not how it's going to end.
But it is. Or maybe it isn't. I guess we'll just have to wait.
And, by the way, I came up with the jareths hair=octopus joke. And I helped with a bunch of things that read that you haven't read yet, but will be totally awesome any way! And with the idea in the first place. I am the secret not-really-a-co-writer-co-writer! Give me credit! Muahahahaha!
and seriously. Ninja's are so, so much better. No competition. None at all…