Chocolate Cow: Yeah, I totally own Naruto. That's why I'm on the internet making fanfics about it. Sarcasm really doesn't translate through the computer well does it?

Well anyway I'm not going to update the next chapter for maybe, I dunno a year. Or until I get at least 200 hits. I'm not even there yet. –collapses to the ground sobbing like a dead person-

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Hinata wondered how she got herself in this predicament.

Oh yeah, the Uzumaki boy had dared her. How could she believe that the funny interesting guy on the internet that she met was the blond bastard that had laughed at her when she fell down the stairs?

Her legs trembled violently and the diving board jiggled up and down. Clasping her hands together, she faced the sky and mouthed a prayer.

The pool was so far below. All she saw of her friends were little dots of different colored hair.

She shut her eyes tight…and jumped.

"AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!" she tested the limits of her vocal chords, screaming at the top of her lungs. Her stomach churned as she freefell down to the pool.

SPLASH

A giant wave of water came over the pool and hit Ino who was tanning on a bench.

Hinata emerged from the pool gasping for air. Her chest heaved up and down.

It…It…It..was…EXHILIRATING!

"YAH!" she yelled and pumped her fist in the air. "I ROCK!!! WHO-HOO!!!"

She felt a surge of adrenaline and she immediately wanted to do it again. Her arms and legs shook while she chortled. She couldn't help it.

She turned around and noticed all her friends staring at her. Their mouths were agape and eight pairs of eyes were widened to the size of soccer balls.

Suddenly, Hinata's toes seemed very interesting.

"Ehrm… Well…" she coughed and she averted her eyes to a fat bald man picking his nose. Ew.

Wait until they told her dad.

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"So you aren't going to tell my dad?"

"Nope. I mean, all you did was jump off a REALLY high diving board and scream your lungs out."

"You… Are my savior."

Hinata sat on her cushy twin bed opposite of Sakura who was on her swiveling desk chair.

"No problem." The pink haired girl replied.

Suddenly, Ino popped out from the door, a giddy smile was painted onto her face and she looked like she really needed to pee.

"My future in-laws are heeeeere!!" she announced.

Hinata gave her a questioning look.

"How do you know who you're going to marry?" she pondered aloud.

Sakura rolled her eyes. She stood up and set a hand on her hip.

"She just wished that she could marry Sasuke."

"Do not!" Ino retorted.

"Do too!" Sakura replied.

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"Do-"

"Shush up!"

Both girls stared at Hinata as the lavender eyed girl hurriedly covered her mouth with her hands. As if the mouth would suddenly start talking on its own.

"Hey girls! Don't you want to meet Sasuke's family? It'll be entertaining." Naruto made his eyebrows go up and down.

"How'd you get in here!? Perv!" Sakura demanded.

"I walked in? Do you always keep your door open like this?" Naruto replied with uncertainty in his voice.

"GAH! You people are impossible!" Hinata shrieked and grabbed her hair.

Naruto's head whipped around so fast, Sakura thought it'd fly right off his neck.

Hinata gasped. That was the third outburst in a day. Was Konoha Prep School morphing her attitude all weird?

Sakura tapped her foot.

"By the rate we're going, we'll never meet the Uchihas." She had voiced everybody's thoughts.

Four pairs of feet thundered down the stairs, across the yard and to the visitor's area.

"Oooohhh, Sasuke you've grown so much!"

"Mom, you saw me two weeks ago."

"But you're just growing so fast! My baby's all grown up!"

"Kill me now. Somebody."

Hinata fought the urge to collapse on the ground and laugh hysterically for the next decade.

"Greetings…"

Ugh… It was her pompous, egotistic, retarded, son-of-a-bitch, cousin. What was he doing here? Probably to spy on Sasuke's family. At times like this, Hinata wanted to fry her cousin's brain into a steaming turd. He just pissed her off.

"NEJEH! YOU PISS MEH OFF!"

Oh, god, she just voiced her thoughts. She had been THINKING ALOUD. She had never done that before! Neji was going to kill her, wait, he was going to tell her father and then her father was going to kill her.

Stress about schoolwork had totally made her go crazy.

"N-N-Neji n-n-n-ni-s-san…I-I-I-'m r-r-really s-s-orry." Hinata got on her knees and pressed her forehead to the ground. She was so embarrassed. She had told her cousin that he pissed her off, then, had to grovel at his feet.

Damn him.

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Eh…writers block. A summary of the next chapter is that lovely, oddly girly, Neji-san shall be introduced! And Sasuke's family too, since Mikoto, that's Sasuke's mom, is going to invite everyone over to the freakishly large Uchiha manor. And yea, Itachi's going to be there.

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I'm freggin' crazy…