A/N: On the ending of the last chapter, I was totally on crack so this is the real end.

Hinata stood with her hands behind her back. To one, it would look as if she was bowing to the Uchiha's by lowering her head but in fact, she was trying to hide the wide smile painted across her face.

In front of her was the infamous Uchiha Sasuke, oh-so popular captain of every sport in Konoha Prepatory School (not including hockey since the school had to tear down the hockey arena to pay Tsunade's debts). And that Uchiha Sasuke was being smushed, cuddled and deformed in any way that showed affection.

"Get off me, mom." Sasuke managed to gasp out for he was being suffocated by his mother.

With a hurt expression, Mikoto let go of her youngest son.

"You're becoming a teenager..."

Mikoto wiped at an imaginary tear.

"Soon you'll be sneaking out of the house, going to rowdy parties and taking drugs."

Sasuke failed to remind her that he had become a teenager two and a half years ago.

Uchiha Fugaku, Sasuke's father if you don't know, smacked Sasuke across the head hard enough to send him flying into the wall.

"Respect your mother!" his voice boomed loudly and Hinata thought he sounded how God might sound.

Sorry, God, Hinata silently apologized.

"Are these your friends?!" cried Mikoto back to her cheerful self.

"No! They're just strangers. Comin' by to..." Sasuke struggled for an answer.

"Replenish the toilet paper!" Sasuke yelled.

"..."

Silence.

Sasuke sighed.

"YES. They are my friends."

"Great!" Mikoto looked ready to dance around in a circle. "Let's invite them over to our house then!"

Sasuke grabbed his mother's wrist and lead her out of earshot of the group. He pretended to look very depressed and sorry.

"Mom...You know how I'm so kind, giving and nice?"

"No..."

"Well, my friends are handicapped. See that blonde guy?" Sasuke pointed to Naruto who was picking his nose, thinking nobody could see him. "He's retarded. And the pink haired girl. She's got cancer. And the blond girl is anorexic. And the dark haired girl is blind."

"So?" Mikoto was majorly lost now.

"Well, if they're in our house they'll give us their sicknesses!" Sasuke almost yelled, frustrated with his mother.

"Those sicknesses aren't contagious though..." Mikoto pointed out with question in her eyes.

"They're contagious though." said Sasuke.

"Why?"

"'Cause they're special."

"Oh. Okay!"

The two returned to the little gathering and Mikoto's mother smiled.

"So, are you still coming to the house?" she asked.

"Mom!" Sasuke yelled.

"I'll get your parent's permission."

"Mo-om!" Sasuke whined and Fugaku smacked him across the head again.

"Sure." said Naruto.

"Of course!" cried Ino.

"Okay." Sakura replied.

"I-I wouldn't mind..." Hinata started at her feet.

"Good then!" Mikoto's mother smiled and walked away with Fugaku at her side. Looking behind her shoulder she added, "Get well soon!"

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"Your mom's super cool." Naruto remarked.

Sasuke sighed in a poor-naive-Naruto-you-are-so-confused way.

"Really! She gave me these cookies before she left!"

Naruto pulled out a whip napkin. Inside was a batch of homemade cookies, still warm from the oven.

"See! She's not as nice as she seems! She didn't give me cookies!" Sasuke said eyeing the cookies.

"No. She's really nice. These cookies were for you. I just took 'em." Naruto remarked and munched on another cookie.

Sasuke stared at Naruto.

"Give me my cookies, then." Sasuke said in a threatening way and narrowed his eyes.

"Sorry. I ate 'em all." Naruto licked his fingers clean of crumbs.

"You bastard." Sasuke said.

Then, Sasuke tackled Naruto.

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SouperShy22: your moms nice

UchihaSasuke8989898: just shut up about mi mom.

SouperShy22: srry

Pinky78: dont b so mean sasuke u bastard

UchihaSasuke8989898: i can b mean if i want to

Pinky78: go lay in a hole and die

SouperShy22: dont fight guys

SuperKewlGuy678 has joined the chat

SuperKewlGuy678: the fun has arrived!

UchihaSasuke8989898: dont flatter yourself

SouperShy22: hi naruto

SuperKewlGuy678: hi! its hana right?

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SuperKewlGuy678: hana?

SuperKewlGuy678: what did i say? r u mad?

UchihaSasuke8989898: great job naruto. arent you mr suave?

SuperKewlGuy678: whatd i do? i dont even know what i did!

Pinky78: if we werent in a chat room naruto id kill you for being mean to her

Pinky78 has left the chat.

SuperKewlGuy678: i still dont know what I did!

UchihaSasuke8989898: im not staying here alone with you im bailing

SuperKewlGuy678: sasuke you bastard you better not leave!

UchihaSasuke8989898 has left the chat.

SuperKewlGuy678: I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

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Hinata just couldn't, COULD NOT, believe it! He didn't even know her name!

That bastard!

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A/N: Sorry I didn't update. Just been so busy with school. But my sister kept prodding me to update. Don't forget to review!