Author Note(s): Lol. Pyro was impossible to resist. Who should be next?
Entry 1: Remy took me to the bookstore today. He was late for picking me up. Wonder if it has anything to do with that striped haired sheila. The school was right close...
Entry 2: Fought the X-geeks today. Remy was bothering that sheila. I should write about it.
Entry 3: Remy came across my story. He deleted it.
Entry 4: Went to the bookstore again today. Remy's always agreeing to take me. So, I decided to follow him this time. Note to self: There ain't a point in following a master thief.
Entry 5: I tried writing that romance novel again. Remy found it and destroyed it. He threatened me and stormed off. I don't see what's wrong with a little erotic gothic fiction...
Entry 6: I have successfully hidden my stories from Remy. The basic plot is vampires. Yes, cliché but so so good. Anyway, Rogue in the sheila that fights off the vampires and Remy is the vampire lord that is infatuated with the sheila and eventually gets her to play his games...If you know what I mean.
Entry 7: Remy found my story again. Don't know how that bloke does it.
Entry 8: Remy was missing last night. When he came back, I asked where he was. He missed the Monty Python marathon and Monty Python ain't fun with a Furball and a virgin Russian. He snapped that it wasn't any of my business. Although...I think he went to that prom...With that sheila...i wonder what kind of story I can get out of that.
Entry 9: Remy just needs to stop fueling my story writing. He risked his life for the sheila and we kind of...Left him there? Not my fault! Furball had to drag me away form leaving my mate behind! So, to deal with my woe, I wrote a quite erotic scene to that story I'm working on. Oh, I trashed the vampire idea and decided to go with teacher/student deal. Remy's twenty one and the sheila's what, seventeen? It fits.
Entry 10: Mister lonely...I'm so lonely...Remy's hanging out with those X-Freaks a lot...He still hasn't come back.
Entry 11: He's back! He's back! He's back! Although, he didn't really like the fire fireworks I did...They kind of burned his trenchcoat.
Entry 12: That bounce! Remy took me to the bookstore today and when I was going to meet him, that Eye blasting bloke was yelling at him! And insulting him! Remy left before I could do anything. To make him feel better, I allowed him to delete my story. Although he spent a good amount of time reading the erotic scene beforehand.
Entry 13: Got into a blue with the X-Men again. Gambit wasn't there. Had something to do and no one could contact him.
Entry 14: I'm so lonely! Mister Lonely!! I think I'll write another erotic scene to feel better....
Entry 15: He....He...That bugger left me! He left me for the striped haired sheila! I thought we had something special! That ass! He left me with the Furball, the virgin Russian, monkey-man, and guy-who-thinks-a-purple-cape-is-intimidating! I need to write a lot of erotic fiction now...