Gay Magnet?
Everything you have ever learned about Sasuke Uchiha was censored for your sake, this is the untold truth.
Prepare to be shocked.
Ever since Sasuke was a little boy he asked his parents why creepy old men would stare at him. His parents tried to reason that they weren't looking at him. He would then proceed to point out that they would follow him all over town drooling like dogs tempted with prime ribs. Little Sasuke would wonder why guys would stop and stare but girls would roll their eyes and walk away. Sasuke didn't come up with an answer until he was older. It was a simple answer, one that was easily summed up. He was a gay magnet. The only girls interested in him were actually drag queens. So, he supposed it was fitting that his first kiss was with another guy. Man, did he hate being a gay magnet!