A/N –I'm not sure where this is coming from but hey! (again) who am I to stop the creative mind?(; Anyways…we last left our heroes recently being found in a rather dire situation. Found by Robin, THE LEGEND HIMSELF, in an, ahem, awkward situation. Situation. Situation. Situation. Sorry, easily distracted. On with the story…

Oh, and by the way, it's kind of hard for me to write like, "Marian thought." I sort of tend to write like it's happening to ME, not someone else. I don't know why…

Silence.

DEAD silence.

Allan took an awkward glance around the room, and said in a terribly sexy, tipsy way, "Awkward…"

"TURTLE. BAM! BABIES!"

Will looked so proud of himself, that kind, beautiful Marian didn't have the heart to laugh in a cruel mocking way.

But mean, ugly Robin did. "Will, what the hell?" And laughed; in a cruel, mocking way. Seriously. I know. He's such an insensitive terd.

LOL JK, he's chill.

Rewind.

Will looked so proud of himself, that kind, beautiful Marian didn't have the heart to laugh in a cruel mocking way.

And, as it seemed, neither did Robin, "Awh, good job, Will. That was cuuute."

When did Will get so, uhm, creative? Marian wondered. Oh, he most of been drinking wine from that sippy cup. No wonder. He was sort of suspicious with his 'shhh!' hand motions. She had written off the substance he was drinking as water, but, guess it wasn't. HEY! We all make mistakes.

Awhhhhhhhhh snap, Robins opening his mouth to begin The Lecture. Till next time,

You know you love me,

xoxo,

Lady Marian.

…

Just kidding. Seriously, who signs off like that? We can use this time to catch up.

TWO HOURS LATER. (Spongebob voice that does all the _ hours later…)

Just kidding. Marian on a rolllllllllll! It's been like five minutes. It only takes five minutes to tell you all about the gossip around here, NON EXISTENCE GOSSIP. Besides Guys persistent attempts to get in her pants, ahem, skirt, there's not a lot to share. Welp, Robins done, so, time to tune back in.

"Allan! What are you doing?"

Always the bad side when tuning back in: You ain't got a CLUE what the hell is going on.

"What the hell is going on?" Marian screamed in a terribly sexy, tipsy way. (If she says so herself.)

"Run, gurl, run! I'll hold him. Get away before he gets you for your sins!" In a terribly sexy, tipsy way, (well, until the end, which is when he went all 'Creepy Horror Movie Bad Guy Who Walks In A Creepy Slow Way But Still Manages To Get To The Front Door Before You So He Can Block You From Escaping.') Allan said, while sitting on top of Robins ever-so-muscular-and-manly-chest.

And even though she loved the man who her new B.F.F. (Allan) was holding down, Marian felt something. Felt something deep in her stomach, you know, where the butterflies usually congregate, and though she felt terrible about it, she ran. Well, she a blew a kiss beforehand to Robin, just so he won't be tooooooo mad later, and then she did a little kung-fu kick to knock out Much, bribed Will to let her pass by teaching him a new, fun hand motion, (SILENT LLAMA), and then ran to freedom. Score.