A/N – So, I'm positive that this is, in a nutshell, really weird, and probably badly written, but whatever. I'm having fun, and it makes me happy. MWHA(: Here it goes.

Stumbling along in the dark while feeling her way along using the wall so she won't fall on her ass, a slightly tipsy, OKAY, well VERY tipsy, Marian wondered if there was any chance at all of Robin not giving her a severe lecture after he tracked her down. Which he would. Cause he is Robin Hood, after all. Ah, how the tables have turned. Once Upon A Time, Robin would be more likely to be the tipsy one, and she would be the very annoyed hottie wanting to pummel her lovebug. Yep, tables are defiantly turning; at a fast speed. Wow. Why is everything moving so quickly? Dizzy, much?

"Marian."

Oh god, I will now STOP thinking so we don't have an embarrassing moment like we did in Chapter One: Slobber Was Close, But Hey! No Cigar. Check it out. (;

Anyways back to this moment, RIGHT NOW, RIGHT HERE.

"Marian?"

"Huh?"

Guy of Sexiness turned to give her a very worried look. He opened his mouth, and began to speak to her as if she was five, the nerve of some men, really! "I mean, really, Marian. Sometimes you make me so worried. Just a few moments ago, you looked like this!"

And then he did a saucy hair flip, put a sneaky sex smile on, popped his hip out to one side, and lifted one eyebrow up, sexily.

Okay, so, yes, Guy was a bit annoying with his persistent attempts to get her into his bed chambers, and yes, most of the time he was off killing random peasants, and YES, he never ever smiled expect when she did something cute. But when he imitated her stance, (She didn't even realize she had done something like that, how awwwkward…turtle. Will (; he so smexy, too.), honest to God, she had to resist the urge to start fanning herself. Gee whiz, the boy had good eyebrows AND a great smile. Oh my god, Guy hot? What is this wine doing to me?

"Well, I am awfully sorry you had to witness my slightly, ahem, interesting side…"

"Marian, don't you understand? I want to know every side of you! I lov – "

And then he fell to the ground in a dead faint.

What da sick is going on?

Marian turned around, prepared for anything.

And nearly had a heart attack when she saw what had made Guy faint.

"Allan, why are you shirtless?" She asked, trying to keep her mouth closed after seeing his perfect abs, and tan-ness. Oh god. Yaaa know how it is, smokkin' babes. Hot men, everywhere.

Robin appeared from around the corner, gave her a quick glare, and turned to speak in a rather whiny tone to Allan, "You knew I was going to do it!"

Allan shrugged in an awkward, but still sexy/tipsy way, "Sorry, mate, err, I just couldn't wait to get…naked?"

I LOVE ALLAN, Marian thought wildly trying to suppress the purr that was rising in her throat. Allan's body was just so good. Anyways, time to back his ass up. After all, Allan is now her best friend after their bonding in Dark Corridor numbero three.

"Yeah, uhm, Robin don't be so rude. I understand where he is coming from. I mean, I love being naked, too."

Will's head popped up from behind the corner, his eyebrow raised, "Oh, you do, do you?"

Djaq's head popped out next, figured out Marian wasn't naked but still held onto her peeved expression towards Will, gave a look of appreciation at Allan's fione body, and then yanked Will, by the hair, back behind the corner.

Robin turned towards her with a crazed look in his eyes, "Time to talk."