A/N – I have nothing against gingers. If you are a ginger and/or easily offended…turn back now. Or if spoons scare you…though, personally, I love spoons.

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"FIRST OFF, what the hell was that whole booty-bump thing you and Allan had going on? Honestly, what are you? Five? Are you five, Marian?"

Robin rants and raves, Allan sits in the corner and cries, Will and Much stand by with smirks on their faces, and Marian rolls her eyes repeatedly, WHICH HURTS BUT MOST BE DONE.

…STORY OF OUR LIVES, legit.

Actually, story of Robin's life.

"SECONDLY, wine? During a mission? Wine? WINE!"

Marian felt the need to stand up for herself, so feeling rebellious, she said, "Say wine again, and I'll chop your balls off. Also, I do not even know what this mission is."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE MISSION IS?"

Allan winced, Much patted Robins shoulder to calm him down, Will tried to block it all out with hand movements, (SILENT FOX, ANYONE?). And Marian? Well, Marian just felt confused.

"Yeah, that's what I'm wondering about? Like…what is the mission? Like, me and Allan, were like, totally zoning out, and then like, I.D.K, we just like, got confused, like, yaaa know?"

Much looked terrified when he asked, "What are you, a teen aged girl from the twenty-first century?"

They all LOL-ed at that one. Ha, teenagers.

I like bananas. Wait, do bananas exist in this time period?

While Marian was complementing this, everyone else was trying to signal to her that Robin was killing her mentally because she wasn't listening to him. My god, who does she think she is?

"MARIAN!" Much, Will and Allan screamed as Robin aimed an arrow at her head, "RUN!"

So, once again, she ran away from the love of her life, and she still didn't know what the mission was. Ugh, life blows…

BLOWS BUBBLES, HA HA.

Anyways, now safely hiding behind a door that said, BEWARE OF GUARDS WITH TOO MUCH ALOCHOL INTAKE, Marian could safely say she felt safe. And then she noticed the soldiers.

'Thank god they're here! I feel so safe!' Marian thought will scanning her eyes over all the passed out guards.

"Excuse me, sir?" She repeatedly poked a ginger. But then stopped when she realized it was a ginger, and let a sharp gasp escape. Then she pulled a random spoon from her pocket and began hitting him like mad with the spoon.

GINGERS HAVE NO SOULS, GINGER WILL SUCK YOUR SOUL OUT OF YOU, AND WORST OF ALL, GINGERS ARE FIRE CROTCHES.

"Oi! Why are you hitting me with a spoon?" Soulless ginger screamed, which woke all the other guards.

She was immediately seized, and surrounded. No way out of this one, sugar. Unless…

"Do you know who I am!" She said in a threatening tone, but actually sounded like a sweet, innocent little girl, which was actually her plan…or was it?

The guards all looked at each other in confusion, obviously faking; everybody knows who I am.

But, just in case…, "I am Marian…Maid Marian."