A/N – Sorry, school started and I've been busy, but here's the next chapter. It's not very good. But DEAL WITH IT, HOES.
"Awhhh shit guys! Do you know who this is!"
"No, Eric, she didn't just publicly announce who she was."
"Whatever, dude. This is Guy's object of affection."
Uh, girls are not objects? We move and we have brains…and certain parts. How rude of them to forget.
"Serious? I thought she'd be some major hot, busty blonde."
Kay, so they didn't forget. Busty? Yeah, oookay.
"I'm right here!" Yep, speaking up is key. If you sit back and let it happen…well, that's just a no-no.
"Man, me too!"
"With a hotass name like…Lacey."
"Or Big Bertha!"
…
Thank god, I'm not the only one who thought that was absolutely awful. Anyways, time to sneaky.
"Well, I'll just be leaving…"
"I'm telling you, dude! Guy said she was blonde and busty!"
"Yeah, sure, but does that look blonde and busty?"
In slow motion, together, the group of guards turned in the direction where Marian had just been smiling *sneakily*.
But she was long gone now…
Late night wandering is so neat. Stuff you never would notice before, you now do. The tiny crack in the wall…the soft click, click of her pretty little shoes…that spider…AH, SPIDER.
"They're more scared of you then you are of them, more scared, more scared, I AM MORE SCARED!"
Sliding like a baseball pro that would slide into a home run in the last game of season in a desperate attempt to win, Marian slid into the corner farthest away from that scary, scary creature.
And that's where the gang gangidddy gang found her five seconds later.
Looking very disheveled, sweat stains under the pits, and mumbling under her breathe, Marian was a sight to behold.
"Marian, are you alright?" B.F.F Allan asked bending down on one knee to look into her eyes.
"Is it…gone?" She asked, stopping in the middle of her, "I'm the bravest individual, I have ever met" song.
Much leaned forward, "Is what gone?"
"It."
"I FREAKIN HATE CLOWNS, I'M SORRY, I JUST CAN NOT BE HERE, ALRIGHT?"
And Will Scarlett stalked angrily into the next corridor.
"CLOWNS, HELL NAWH."
Robin gone, too. Woah, chickens.
"IT IS A SPIDER!" Djag yelled, holding up the small thing, causing Marian to shiver at the sight of it.
"Oh, oh, alright, cool. This is fine, yeah, spiders, yeah, I can handle." Will and Robin said in sync, walking back to the huddled group.
Djaq tried to hand the spider to Marian, "See? It is okay, it will not harm you."
Marian began to shake, "I'm the bravest individual I HAVE EVER MET."
Will rolled his eyes.
Much whimpered like a lost puppy, per usual.
Allan looked VERY concerned for his B.F.F.
Little John thumped his stick to the beat of Backstreet Boys, Larger Then Life.
And Robin wondered if they were ever going to accomplish anything with Marian running around like madwoman all the time, and drinking and butt-bumping and making friends with skirt-chaser Allan.
Girls. Sigh.