AN: This is it. The original, unedited, several years old version that I cam up while 'high on life' during an awesome trail hill run. A few years have passed, and I want to add something to the Halo section while Researching The Past is getting somewhere. Halo started my fan-fiction career, so I don't want to give up on it. Naturally, this story is well, crack, and not like my new stories, which are long detailed, and hopefully, thoughtful.
Besides, when you are running, up a hill, are you going to add detail? You need the oxygen saved, not wasted.
Note: there are some variations due to an imperfect memory. This is as close as it will get to the original. But even still it will be very similar to the version I posted several years ago.
Interview De Los Prophets mark 1.
Interviewer: Welcome everyone! today we interview the Covenant Prophets! Now tell me, Regret, why are you named the Prophet of Regret?
Regret: I regret that I didn't read the fine print in the contract. I thought that I had power... Looks at a few mice under his command. I guess that I should have read the fine print instead of just signing that contract...
Interviewer: And what about you, Mercy?
Mercy: hey, don't look at me! I came for this bozo chair here, and the fancy speeches. I also get this great Halo on my forehead. Of course, I don't give any mercy.
Interviewer: That's quite a story! And what about you, Prophet of Truth?
Truth: Look, it's very simple. If I was alone, I would have to learn the evil laugh! And I can't! Listed: Muah, Ha, Ha, Ha, ha, ha, ha... At least with the others, I can pretend that I am not the main guy, and not have to do anything that evil people do.
AN: As you can see, this version is much shorter than the other one. (Most of the energy went into running, not creating this). Which is why I posted the other one first. The only reason I decided to post this was because I actually like this version better (At least the circumstances behind its creation).
So this is my second attempt at crazy humor that is not long. I am aware that this version will most likely not as liked as the first, but this will always remain in my heart as the true one.
Kinda lame that the Author note has a higher word count than the story...