Day 5, 9:00AM
Perry receives an alarm from headquarters. He wakes up.
"Agent P, this is a code red! I repeat, a code red!" Major Monogram exclaimed. Perry looks shocked as he takes his leave out of the boys' window and leaped into the secret tube right below it down to his location. Perry puts his hat on and looks at a serious boss. "Agent P, Doofenshmirtz has done the unthinkable! He...has...opened...a cookie store!" Perry then, after hearing the 'emergency', gives his 'you've gotta be kidding me' look. "I know, it doesn't sound very threatening at all, but check out this video we got from surveillance." Perry notices nothing seriously troubling in the video as he just saw a boy enter the store, bought some cookies and left. It was when the boy took a first bite out of the cookie that he realizes what his boss meant. Perry couldn't believe his eyes. "It looks like Doofenshmirtz has done something...EVIL. Put a stop to it, before the entire Tri-State Area is affected! Good luck, Agent P." The platypus salutes as he takes his hovercraft up to the surface. However, before he could take off into the sky, Phineas and Ferb noticed his machine.
"Huh? Hey, Ferb. Look." Phineas said, pointing at the hovercraft. "Perry, where did you find this?" Perry keeps his normal expression as his alter-ego."Doesn't this look familiar, Ferb? Always thinking ahead, Ferb. We can take this hovercraft and pick up the girls...oh, and Baljeet."
"Actually, I-" Ferb started, but was interrupted by Perry's usual chattering.
"Oh. Perry, you wanna come, too?" He picks up his pet as he and Ferb boarded the hovercraft. "Let's go. Next stop: across the street." The hovercraft takes off across the street to Isabella's. As it took off, Candace notices it as she is eating a bowl of cereal, spitting it out.
"Ppffft!"
"What s wrong with you, Candace?" Her mom asked.
"Phineas and Ferb! They just-"
"Not this early..." Mom said.
"But..."
"No buts."
"They-"
"Not another word about your brothers..." As Candace is still trying to get through to her mother's head, the boys picked up Isabella. Then, Candace gets up and shifts her mother's head toward the clear door in the backyard. But before Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher could see the aircraft, it took off. "Candace! Don't ever do that again..."
"Sorry, mom."
With the gang flying everywhere, it was easy to pick up everyone.
"Wow, this is realy nice, Ferb..." Isabella acknowedged.
"Actually, I-"
"We're here!" Phineas said, landing the hovercraft.
"Baljeet's house? Why are we here?"
"He wanted to come."
"But...our double-date..."
"We'll still have our date, after this. Don't you worry." Baljeet comes out and sits upon the hovercraft next to Isabella.
"Hi, Isabella."
"Hey, Baljeet."
"What are you doing here?"
"She's coming with us..."
"Phineas and I are together now..." Baljeet looks surprised.
"Really?"
"Yep."
"Well...I'm happy for you guys..."
"Thanks."
"Next stop: Mary's house." Phineas said, taking off again. There is a sudden beeping noise as the crew were on their way to the next destination. "What is that noise?" He stops the hovercraft. He hears it louder as he looks at Perry. He picks Perry up and notices a blinking device on his pet. "What is this?" He pulls it from Perry's arm(or is it leg?) and checks it.
"Looks like a spy watch or something." Isabella observed. Perry is sweating as his owners and their friends are deciphering what could lead to Perry's immediate relocating.
"Maybe..." Ferb said, thinking of something. Perry sweats more. It gets on Phineas's hands.
"You Ok, buddy?" He asked the mammal. "Maybe we should set him down somewhere..." They went back to Baljeets and landed in his backyard. "You don't mind, do you Baljeet?"
"No."
"We'll be back Perry. Be a good platypus." The mammal responds. They fly up into the air, with Perry's watch. "Maybe you can figure out what it is, Ferb?" He gives the watch to his brother as Ferb examines it. When the beeping finally stopped, Ferb looked at it carefully and noticed a guy with white hair and white moustache.
"There's a man on this watch..."
"Really? Let me see...Isabella, take the wheel." She walks over onto the front as Ferb passes him the watch and walks to the back. Without looking at who was carrying the device, the man spoke:
"Agent P," Major Monogram started, looking at some papers. "We really need you to get to that cookie store next to Doofenshmirtz's building."
"I'm on it!" Phineas said in response, which shocked the man. The man looks at the screen.
"Carl! Cut!" The Major exclaimed. The man's face disappears from the watch. "How did those kids get a hold of Agent P's watch?"
"They must've had him with them, sir," Carl concluded.
"They seemed clueless...so I'm going to believe that Agent P's cover has not been blown. But...now that I think about it...I made them head for the very spot Agent P needs to get to and stop before anyone else eats those cookies!"
"Well, it looks like we have a mission on our hands." Phineas said.
"What is it?" Baljeet asked.
"This man was on the screen, just like Ferb said, and he wants us to go to a cookie store next to Doofenshmirtz's building, whoever that is..."
"Doofenshmirtz is Vanessa's last name," Ferb recognized. "She could be in trouble..."
"Well, let's hurry and pick up-"
"We're here!" Isabella said, landing the hovercraft. Mary steps in.
"Hey, guys." Then she notices Baljeet. "Ok, I thought this was a double-date..."
"Double-date?" Baljeet asked. "You mean, Phineas and Isabella, with you and Ferb?"
"That's right." She gets in and Isabella takes off.
"Where to now?" Isabella asked.
"I guess we should go to that cookie store the guy mentioned." Phineas answered.
Meanwhile, back at Baljeet's, Perry suits up with another jetpack(gotta love animation) and took off in the sky to...
***Doofenshmirtz is looking out the window!***
As Dr. Doof is looking out the window, he notices a long line of people at his store.
"That's it...enjoy the cookies...hahaha! Wow! I didn't expect so many people. Guess that commercial really racked up some customers."
**Commercial:
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Cookies, cookies, cookies, don't fear!
Cookies, cookies, cookies, right here!
Cookies, cookies, cookies, and how!
Go and, get some, cookies, right now!
'Just right next to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.'
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"Now that this Phase is in full swing, there's one last Phase..." Then, Perry breaks through his window, kicking him in the process. "Ow! Perry the Platypus...I guess you heard, huh? I opened up a cookie store! And judging by the long line of people, it's really popular!" Perry was shocked to see the line of people, not bothering to see it as he arrived there. While Perry was not looking, Doof creeps towards his desk and presses a button, which opened the floor beneath Perry. Te platypusfell into the hole and resurfaced in a chair, but not constrained to it. "I wanted to go get some from down there, too, but apparently, I can't eat my own product! Strange, right? So I just got some from another store." Doofenshmirtz goes walking towards his kitchen and pulls out a pack of cookies from his refrigerator. He comes back and Perry is still in the chair. He goes to his drawer and presses the button again as another chair comes up from his floor. He walks over with the remote and sits down. "So, I guess you're wondering about my plan..." He presses the button a third time as a table appears between the two chairs. "It's simple: Kids + Cookies = RICH! Then, when I branch out my cookie stores, I will become so rich, that I could buy the enitre Tri-State Area! Hahaha!" Doofenshmirtz opens the pack of cookies on the table and eats one. "You want some? They're really good." Doof eats more. Perry noticed nothing happening to him like the footage he saw on the tape his boss showed him. Perry takes one and eats it...then, he swallows. Doof watched as Perry did so and spit all his cookies out. "Ha ha ha! You fell for my trick!" Perry had a shocked look on his face as he started to feel something... "That's it...let the cookie work its magic..." Perry suddenly split into two full (Platypuses? Platypi? Platypeople? Well, you know what I mean). "Yes! I have finally done it!" Both Perrys looked at each other. "As you can see, Perry, the Platypus, my cookies will separate everyone's good side and...EVIL side! Soon I will have evil minions! And together, we will take over the entire Tri-State Area! Ha ha ha!"
Back with the gang, they approached the cookie store.
"Well, gang, we're here." Phineas said as Isabella lands the hovercraft. "All right guys, we're agents, so we have to dress like agents..." Everyone dresses in black with black suits, black shades and black ties, watches and other gadgets. "Agent F, Agent I, Agent M and Agent B, let's move." They all went into the alleyway around the back of the store. With their special watches, they pressed a button on them, spring out a strong wire from it. With a good tug, each member zoomed up to the top of the building. Atop, they notice a small window big enough for them to fit thorugh. As they looked through it, they notice a familiar face.
"Buford? What is he doing there?" Baljeet asked.
"Only one way to find out." Phineas replied. Isabella uses her watch to cut the glass with a laser and grabs the cut-off piece of glass before it fell onto the floor below. With some rope tied tightly to a vent on top of the roof, the gang in black slid down to meet with their 'bully friend'. Buford is shocked to see them.
"What are you dorks doing here? And why are you dressed like that?" He asked.
"We'll ask the questions here," Ferb said, in a police-like voice. "Why are you in this establishment?"
"Part-Time job. I work here."
"We have received a message from some guy from some agency," Phineas said, "that this place was...um..." Now that everyone thought about it, the man in the watch never said what to do when they got here. "I'm not sure."
"Ok...you guys want some cookies?"
"I'll take one." Isabella said.
"Me, too," Baljeet agreed.
"No thanks," Phineas said.
"Ditto." Mary agreed. Ferb just shook his head. Both kids eat the cookies.
"Wow...that was reallt good," Isabella said.
"Yeah," Baljeet agreed.
"Ok, now that we're done with...whatever this was, can we get on with our dates?" Mary asked.
"No problem." Phineas said with his usual fearless voice. "We'll take Baljeet home and-"
"Ph-ph-ph-phineas..." Isabella said stuttering.
"What is-" Phineas turns around and looks at Baljeet.
"What is happening to me?" As he screamed, Baljeet's body seemed to have multiplied.
"Whoa. Did not see that coming..." Phineas said.
"Ahh!" Isabella screamed. Phineas watches as his girlfriend splits as well.
"It must've been the cookies!" Mary deducted.
"It must have some type of substance that can split the two forms of a human," Phineas added.
"The good side...and the EVIL side," Ferb finished.
Back at DEI...
"Ha ha ha! Behold, Perry the Platypus, your ultimate enemy! Perry the EVIL Platypus!" Thunder and lightning shows in the window as the Doctor laughs maniacally. Both Perrys stare each other down, then they both look at the Doc. Both sides seemed to be on the same page. "Hey, what are you-" Then, he notices both mammals shake hands and tap their tails together. "Hey! You're supposed to be-" Before he could finish, both Perrys attacked. "It doesn't matter how much you guys take me, it can't stop my evil plan! Ha ha ha!" Both looked each other, realizing he was right. Both take off on gliders.
Back with the other, now 7, people...
"I'm...free..." The twin Baljeet said. "I'm free! I'M FREE! Ha ha ha!"
"This can't be happening!" The other Baljeet said.
"Hey! Quiet down back here!" Buford said coming through. "What the-" He notices the duplicates. "Baljeet, Isabella, since when do you guys have twins?"
"We're not twins, you moron," Twin Isabella bellowed. "We're the EVIL sides of them...and now that we are free, we are going to do whatever we want! Ha ha ha!"
"Isabella?" Phineas said looking at her.
"That's right, honey. I'm Isabella...and so is she!" She points at the other Isabella, who falls to the floor with her hands coverin her eyes. "Oh, would you look at the time. Gotta run." Isabella runs off.
"After her!" Phineas said, leading the calvary until he remembered good Isabella. Evil Baljeet walks up to her. "Isabella!" He grabs her by the wrist.
"You are mine!" Baljeet chuckled.
"No! Let me go!" She cried.
"Isabella!" Phineas goes running towards them.
"Uh-uh-uh..." As Phineas approached, evil Baljeet socked him right in the face. Phineas falls to the floor.
"PHINEAS!" Isabella cried, until Baljeet covered her mouth up. "Fuunuuuueu!"
"Until we meet again..." Baljeet said, throwing a smokescreen bomb onto the floor and running off with one half of his best friend. Phineas gets up and notices his nose bleeding. Buford noticed Phineas and his nose.
"Wow, dude. Who knew he had it in him?"
"Isabella..." Phineas never looked or felt so...down.
"Dude, you havta go afta her..."
"How?"
"Don't know. That's usually your department."
"...I've got nothing...I don't know what to do..."
"C'mon, man. You always have an idea..."
"...I'll see ya later, Buford." Phineas walks out, still thinking of Isabella. As Phineas walked out the cookie store, Mary, Ferb and good Baljeet come back. They saw how down he looked.
"I'm sorry, Phineas..." Mary started.
"We lost her..." Baljeet finished.
"...Thanks, guys." He said, appreciating what they tried to do for him. "I think I'm gonna head home now..."
"You can't head home now," Mary interjected quickly. "We have to find her...who knows what trouble she could be in...nd what will her parents think when she doesn't come home today?"
"...I don't know, but...no. You know what, you're right." Phineas agreed. "We have to find her...even if it takes an eternity, I will find her...both of them...she would do the same for me." He looks at the three kids. "Ferb, let's prep up. I know what we're gonna do today..."
TBC...