The Hostess Club: Hunny and Mori's First Date
Because of a stream of nonsensical and weird events, the "new" Hunny and Mori go on a date, which is a lot weirder than it sounds. Mori/Hunny, crack
"I get to play with Neko-chan! I get to play with Kiri-chan!" Hunny bounced around, Usa-chan squeezed in his left hand, and grinned cutely. Today was the day he got to play with Nekozawa and Kirimi, the Russian and sometimes portrayed as "Romeo and Juliet" siblings. It wasn't like it was his idea, though. It was all solely Nekozawa's idea; he wanted Hunny to come and play with him and Kirimi. Nekozawa was doing all of this only for Kirimi's sake. He thought that if Hunny taught him the ways of standing out to face light, maybe, just maybe, Nekozawa could finally break his fear of being afraid of the light, thus resulting in him and his little sister's happy ever after.
Even though Kirimi loved Nekozawa now and treated him as her older brother and prince, Nekozawa could never really play with her alone, out there, in the blazing heat of light, so he needed help, and Hunny was just the bubbly kid he needed.
Hunny loved that idea. Not only could he play with his new friends, he got to help, too! Of course, if they had cake, Hunny was willing to eat it, especially if it had strawberries on them….
Hunny shook the craving off. No, he wasn't going to think of cake right now, as tempting as it was. He needed to help Nekozawa and Kirimi. He was doing this for his friends!
As Hunny stood in front of the Black Magic Club's entrance, knocking softly on the door, waiting for an answer, Kirimi appeared by his side magically.
"Hunny-senpai! What are we gonna play first with Onii-chan?" Kirimi's eyes beamed, her face full of excitement.
Hunny's face showed the same exact reaction. "I was thinking we could play with Usa-chan! See?"-he shoved his pink stuffed bunny into Kirimi's face and laughed-"Usa-chan likes you. Wanna play with him?"
Kirimi nodded and took the pink plush, twirling it around. She stopped when she noticed a cat-like figure pop out of the entrance. It was Beezlenef.
The little inanimate object posed differently each second, and then finally Nekozawa appeared. "Ah, you are here. I will step outside in just a minute." There was a muffled yell. Nekozawa opened the door just a little bit and stepped outside, still in his black robe, and smiled elegantly.
Kirimi blushed and smiled, almost the same way as Nekozawa but not quite. "Onii-chan! We were gonna play with Usa-chan!" The blonde embraced the little doll and laughed. "He's so fluffy and fun! We could even play with Beezlenef, too."
Nekozawa nodded in agreement. "Just… let me take off my robe." He huffed, grabbing the black coat. Hunny and Kirimi looked up at him in awe ("Wow, Nekozawa, I can't believe you're doing this! Good luck!") with tiny smiles on their faces.
Nekozawa ripped of his black robe, a little clunk! sounding behind him. Then, a rolling sound made its way, buzzing through the play group's ears, and a light emitted from the source of the sound and headed straight towards Kirimi.
With Hunny's quick reflexes, he pushed Kirimi out of the way gently, and the light hit him. Nekozawa, screaming, "No, Hunny-senpai, you shouldn't have gotten hit by the light! It wouldn't had affected Kirimi anyway!" It was too late for Nekozawa's words, though.
When the light finally vanished, Hunny stood up taller at least an inch with long, curly pigtails going down to her waist. Hunny was crying and hugging herself. "Wahh! What happened, Neko-chan?"
Nekozawa, still in a stunned trance, said, "I think my 'Lrig Bro' got loose from one of my inside pockets and activated."
"Lrig Bro?" Hunny, still crying, asked Kirimi quietly to give her back Usa-chan. When Kirimi did, Hunny gave it a tight squeeze and continued on crying her heart out.
"Backwards for 'Girl Orb.' It changes anyone into a girl, unless if they are already." Nekozawa sighed. "I used it to give those twins a lesson, because I heard Kaoru whine about girls in the bathroom, but I failed."
"Here, change into this!" Kirimi handed Hunny a yellow dress and smiled. "It's the least we could do, I guess. We're sorry about it, right, Onii-chan?" She stared up sternly at her older brother.
Nekozawa nodded, bowing before Hunny's presence. "I'll try to find a way to reverse the effect, but it's going to have to take a while. Please don't mention this to your friends or anyone else, though, especially the twins; they'll massacre me, I just know it."
"Ah… okay, Neko-chan." Hunny, already in the yellow dress, gloomily walked off into the unknown. She was trotting around aimlessly, hoping Nekozwa would finally turn her back to normal, but then she hit something – something hard. Mumbling a small "ow," she looked up and gasped. It was Mori.
Remembering what she promised Nekozawa, she said, "Hi, Tak- I mean, Mori… kun."
"Ah." The tall senior looked down to meet the small blonde's eyes and smiled. Earlier on today, Tamaki and Kyouya ordered Mori to find someone to have a small date with. That person had to be a girl, not Hunny, because Kyouya thought it be beneficial if Mori was a bit more open.
Mori thought it be impossible to find a girl to have a date with, but now having bumped into this girl (whom reminded him vaguely of Mitsukuni for some reason), he was hoping to ask her out, get it over with, and please Tamaki and Kyouya. "Unh… I know we just met, I think"-Mori gulped-"but would you please go on a date with me?" Wow, words and an actual sentence came out of his mouth. That was… odd.
The "new" Hunny looked down. He couldn't possibly reject Mori. "S-sure!" Hunny mustered up all the enthusiasm inside her, which wasn't as difficult as she thought it would be. "What time, Tak- I mean, Mori… kun?" Hunny nibbled her bottom lip. It was weird Tak – no, Mori-kun – hasn't been noticing her making that same mistake again. Usually Mori was really keen about these kinds of things.
Mori smiled at the girl's reply. "Eight at night, today. I'll pick you up."
"Okay." Hunny smiled. Hey, a date with his best friend and lover wouldn't be that bad, right? The only problem with this whole ordeal was… Mori didn't know Hunny was Hunny.
"What's your name?"
Hunny, breaking out of his thoughts, said, "Oh, umm, I'm… Mitsuko! That's right, Mitsuko!" Hunny beamed. Then, she realized something; how was Mori going to pick her up anyway if he didn't know where exactly she lived? Even if he did know, it would be a problem. Sooner or later he'd find out his "Mitsuko" is really his "Hunny." Mitsuko blinked a few times cutely, and then said right after Mori turned around, "Oh, I… I don't think you know where my house is! But don't worry, I'll be waiting at the front gates of Ouran, okay? It'll be easier that way."
Mori chuckled at the girl's sudden burst of enthusiasm. "Agreed. See you at eight."
"See ya!"
As Mori left the blonde alone, she sighed. Mitsuko or Hunny, Hunny or Mitsuko? She'd have to remember to go by Mitsuko for the time being female. Also… she'd going to have to go shopping for a dress.
Damn it having no sisters! He didn't suppose Chika had any dresses…?
"Ah, Chika-chan, there you are!" Mitsuko bounced up to her younger brother, smiling. Then, the promise hit her head: don't tell anyone you're Hunny. The smile on Mitsuko's face furrowed into a frown. "Do you have… any… dresses… I can… borrow…?"
Yasuchika was drooling all over himself as he started thinking to himself. A girl talking to me? Not to mention, she's a hot girl, but she kinda reminds me of Mitsukuni…. Nah, maybe that's just me. She sure is cute, though. Wait, what does she want with dresses? "I don't have a dress, but I could order you one. It might take a few-"
"Ah, that's okay, Chika-chan. I'm glad you're finally being nice to me - oh! Never mind what I said! Hehe…." Yasuchika winced; he's been rude to this girl before? "I'll go shopping instead! What color do you think best su- mmph!"
The younger Haninozuka brother smashed his lips onto the blonde's petite ones. It took a moment for Mitsuko to realize what her own brother was doing, and just when the event registered into her mind, she pushed the boy away. "Gah, Chika-chan, whaddaya do that for?"
"Sorry, I couldn't help it." The brunette blushed. "I'll see you off. Sorry… again for what happened." He coughed into his left hand and turned so his back would face the girl. "It would be best not to tell anyone else of this." Yasuchika coughed once more into his hand, regaining his normal composure, and watched the blonde bounce off.
Mitsuko twirled around in her new pink dress. It was hard for her to pick one, because she usually wasn't the one to be buying dresses, but she decided on this because it looked to cute!
As Mitsuko hung around the Ouran gate, she noticed a limo coming closer. It was Mori, she knew it.
She waved as Mori stepped out, gently laying a soft kiss on Mitsuko's hand. The blonde blushed and was seated nicely next to Mori in his limo, his chauffeur driving them off.
It was silent all the way to the restaurant. Maybe even too silent.
Mitsuko had been staring out into space for the whole ride, glancing every once in a while at Mori. Mori did that, too, but when their eyes met, they quickly turned back around and blushed. It wasn't too long 'til they reached the restaurant; things started getting really weird on their actual date. Really, really weird.
Mori and Mitsuko walked over to their fancy reserved table with just the two of them and their waitress. Never once did they look at each other.
"What can I get you little lovebirds tonight? Ma'am?" The waitress stared at the small blonde senior, smiling. She got her pen out ready, adjusting her glasses on the bridge of her nose, and started jotting things down. Mitsuko stared at the waitress in disbelief; was that an alternate universe Kyouya?
Mitsuko shuddered at the thought. She turned her attention back to the waitress and politely said, "I'll have some strawberry cake, please."
"Alternate universe Kyouya" looked at Mitsuko in confusion, her jotting coming to a halt. "Is that all, Madame? Only cake?"
Mitsuko gulped as Mori stared at her, eyebrow arched. Oh no, I think Takashi knows it's me! The real me! Nibbling on her bottom lip, she gave the waitress her cute Host Club impression while saying "yes" in the polite way he learned.
The waitress just sighed and asked Mori for his order. After the waitress left, not amused and out of ear-shot, Mori leaned in to whisper something in Mitsuko's ear: "Mitsukuni, is that you?"
Mitsuko shivered. "Hai, Takashi!" She blushed and put her head down on the table, her voice muffled a little bit. "Sorry, I promised Neko-chan I wouldn't tell anyone about me turning into a girl. Neko-chan accidentally used his Lrig Bro"-Mori's eyebrows furrowed at the mention of 'Lrig Bro' in confusion-"on me, and now I'm a girl! I dunno how to change back, but Neko-chan is gonna find out for me. He sure is great, huh?" Mitsuko beamed.
Mori smiled, his teeth flashing under the light. "First the twins, and now you? Who would be next? Kyouya?"
Hunny laughed, twirling her long pigtail around her index finger. "Ah, but Takashi, didn't you see that waitress? She was like Kyouya… I dunno why, but she really did seem like Kyouya, except she's a lot nicer."
The two laughed as they enjoyed their first date together with Mori finally knowing Mitsuko was Mitsukuni. Though, judging from their names and their similarity, it was pretty obvious that Mitsuko was Mitsukuni all along. Why didn't Mori catch that?
After a few minutes into the date, Mori was ready to lean in and kiss Mitsukuni for the first time on the lips. It was going to be their first kiss, and Mori wanted to treasure the mom-
"Oh, and Chika-kun kissed me on the lips for some reason! Te-he, he stole my first kiss. Weird, huh, Takashi?"
Mori, deep inside, fumed in boiling anger. He was going to kill Yasuchika –
Right after their date, that is.
A/N: More Hostess Club crack. Another re-upload. Hurrah.