Theme 29 Food

Tossed

"Tony there is some spaghetti up here." She buzzed him only to get no answer.

"To_ny." Nothing. He would make his way up eventually, probably when the food was good and cold. She made her self a small salad and turned to head back to the table. Unfortunately there was a body in her way, a body that now had ranch dressing dripping down the front of his shirt.

"Oh my god Tony, I didn't know you were there….I'm so sorry."

He just stood there. She was waiting for some sort of reaction, for him to say something, he remained still and did not move out of her way.

"I'm sorry Tony."

She looked down to the floor, she could feel the heat rising in her peppered cheeks. Tony picked off a crouton that was clinging to his shirt, and popped it into his mouth. Pepper looked up, relieved that he at least moved. He had arched an eyebrow, reaching around her to grab a tomato off the counter.

"Tony what…"

He raised it over her head, and with a huge grin plastered onto his face, he proceeded to smush it into her hair. Pepper's mouth fell open, she gasped and closed her eyes as the juice ran down her head.

"Anthony Stark!" She shrieked, attempting to wipe the goo off her face.

"Yes Virginia?" He smirked.

"What is the matter with you!"

He leaned in and whispered into her ear "You started it." He smiled and moved around her, brushing the rest of the crutons to the floor.

"Tony?" Pepper called him innocently.

"Hmmm?" Tony turned back only to be met in the face with a fist full of noodles. His eyebrows narrowed as he pulled one from his hair.

"Oh its on!" Grabbing the of ranch he full on squirted it down the front of her shirt. It's a good thing Pepper was already in her PJ's, or she would have come unglued, instead the corners of her mouth twitched up into an evil grin.

"Now now Tony, lets be adults about this." She went to the fridge pulled out a bottle of maple syrup, and squeezed it down his back. "A little something for your sweet tooth Mr. Stark."

Their playful banter turned into an all out food frenzy, continuing on with Tony chasing her around the house with a carton of eggs. She grabbed a two liter of soda on one of her runs through the kitchen, shaking it up and successfully soaking him with her carbonated weapon.

Shredded cheese was flying through the air, a mixture of white and yellow confetti as they both emptied their bags.

They went on and on, squirting condiments, using luncheon meat as frisbee, anything that would make the other person gross and sticky was used. Pepper went to grab the spray nozzle from the sink, but slipped in a puddle of orange juice and started to fall back.

"Pepper!" Tony caught her before she fell. "Are you ok?" She grinned, pulling the nozzle from behind her back and sprayed him dead in the face.

Ketchup and mustard were splattered all over the floor, bologna and slices of provolone cheese stuck to the walls, various liquids soaked into the rugs.

"What the hell happened here!" The cleaning service Pepper had called was standing in the middle of the kitchen, a look of pure horror on her face.

"It was the damndest thing, never saw anything like it." Tony told her, a fake look of shock on his face. Pepper bit her bottom lip to keep from laughing. "A couple of bears broke in and ravaged all of my food!" Pepper was about to loose it.

"Well Mr. Stark, I'll have to call in more girls…..this is going to take a while."

"Whatever you need to do, I'll make sure you get a nice bonus as well. Ms. Potts and I will be downstairs if you need anything else."

The poor woman was still in shock. "I don't even know where to begin."

"Bears Tony? Really?" Pepper couldn't help it, and burst out laughing, almost falling over as they entered the workshop.

Enough of this sensitive nonsense, they needed to have some out right dirty fun! So no more tears XxThe Penny TreasurexX, and sorry RomanceDoneWrite, but I just had to mess up his perfect head of hair :P

Hope you enjoyed, thanks for reading I'd like to know what you think!

-Shelly