*A couple weeks later*
Joey was now staying at Seto's mansion. They had sex every day, usually either involving a Slyther the SkyDragon or bondage. The blonde was content and sated, but saddened that Seto would never love him for himself.
He was at school now and laid his head down on his desk. He didn't even talk to his old friends anymore because Seto was his life. Joey got excused from class and went into the bathroom, intending to cry out of frustration.
Meanwhile Seto was in the library on E-bay looking up different costumes for Joey to wear. He came across Obelisk the Tormentor and jizzed in his pants.
"The Dark Magician Girl will do." He said, then he bought it. The billionaire gathered his things and left the library.
As he was walking down the hall he saw Joey and noticed that he looked sad.
'Joey's about to cry…He usually only cries when we have sex. I'm going to completely ignore that fact that he cries during sex and focus on who he's cheating on me with.' Seto thought.
Kaiba walked into the bathroom. "Why are you crying?" he asked.
"Its nuthin'…" Joey said, wiping at his eyes. "The doctors say I just have too much estrogen in meh. So nows I got some woman stuff in my body. Ya prolly think Ima wacko now don't 'cha?" He said, now even more depressed.
"yeah, that is pretty weird…yet strangely erotic." He said licking his lips."I can help you with tampons and all that…"he smirked.
"How did you know I have a period? Neva' mind, but actually, I haven't had meh period in ova a week. I'm late. Do…Do ya think I could be pregnant?" Joey asked.
It made him happy that Seto accepted all this so willingly though.
'If you are, we're naming then baby Obelisk.' He thought.
He wasn't really listening to Joey and what he was talking about anymore. He was thinking about god cards, and dueling.
"Oh wait, were you saying something Wheeler?" he asked.
"Yeah, I was saying that I mights be pregnant and you're the dad." Joey said plainly.
'If I am, Seto'll prolly wanna name that baby Obelisk or somethin' like that…' he thought
"Oh right" Seto said calmly. "I better be the fucking dad or I'll have the whole school murdered." He said completely serious.
"But since you're not, I'll leave the school alone."
"Whatdya mean by that?" Joey asked, a little angry that Seto thought he was sleeping around.
"Do I need to spell it out for you? I'm rich enough to do that." He walked up to him and kissed him.
"You're my property. Foreva." He stated.
"No I'm not." Joey said pushing him away as he walked out of the bathroom.
'I don't think I can be with Seto if he's gonna be that possessive…even if it is turning meh on…' the blonde thought, walking back to class slowly.
"What a dumb twat." Seto said then he stormed out of the bathroom pursing his lips.
"He's going to be punished for that later. Perhaps I should brand him with my Kaiba Corp Logo."
'Maybe I should move back into my crappy one room apartment…nah. I'll just move to a different room in Seto's mansion…' Joey decided
Inside, Joey knew he was being weak, but he couldn't help it.
"Maybe I should just talk to 'em again…Yea!"He decided, startling a janitor with his sudden outburst.
Seto waited outside the school when it let out. When he saw Joey, he walked over and hoisted him over his shoulder.
"Let's go, Wheeler. My little brother's kidnapper is getting fed up with him, so he's giving him back tomorrow." He began walking.
"I have an outfit for you at the house."
When they got to Seto's house, Seto set Joey down and pulled out the outfit. " Put it on…bitch."
Joey sighed and put the outfit on.
Then he sat in front of Seto blushing.
"Why do you always make me wear girls' clothes? It's embarrassing" he stated.
"Because shut up" Seto replied.
"Since you're pregger, I'll take it easy on you but that doesn't mean on sex." He smirked.
He sat down on the bed. "Wha. Wha. Kaiba wants some milk. Somebody fetch me a nipple." He said looking at Joey expectantly.
'Hm…maybe I should lay off the drugs.' He thought.
Joey hesitantly pulled off the top of his outfit.
He went over and sat next to Seto, just wearing a skirt with his nipples hard. He blushed.
"Hellz yeah" He said, then he wrapped his arms around Joey's waist and pulled him closer to press their lips together, while massaging Joey's 'raisins'.
"Mmngh…" the blonde boy moaned into the kiss.
He thrust his narrow chest towards Seto. 'It feels good, but I prolly shouldn't encourage this…' he thought.
After a long night of intercourse, Kaiba let Joey sleep in the bed.
'I haven't played a children's card game in forever…' he thought sighing. 'And my hyper-active little brother is still missing…I should probably do something about that.'
He walked out onto the balcony then sighed again.
'Sometimes I wonder why our parents never wanted us…and how we came into so much money. But then I remember I'm rich so I don't care. Mokuba, I'll find you one day…When I feel like it. And I'll even get you that pet scorpion you always wanted.'
He smiled then walked back into the house and into the room where Joey was.
'Maybe I should tell him I have AIDs (Oh Noes!)…it seems like something he would want to know.'
He sighed, laying back, and closed him eyes.
Joey woke up with the sun in his eyes and immediately rolled away from the light.
He saw Seto sleeping peacefully and kissed him softly on the lips.
Since he didn't have any guy clothes besides his uniform at the mansion, he just put on one of the maid outfits Seto had given him.
Then he began cleaning Seto's room since he was dressed for it and the child billionaire didn't like to let other people into his room.
Seto awoke to the sound of Joey cleaning and sat up.
"Hey um…I'm HIV positive. He said moving to the edge.
Joey looked over to him and his jaw dropped.
"You're just tellin' me now? That's kinda important stuffs to know. Y'know, especially since I'm pregnant!" He yelled as he squirted some spray cleaner on the rich teenager.
Then he hit his lover several times before he began crying from his overactive emotions.
"Geez…you don't have to be so HIV negative…" he said wiping the cleaner off.
"Don't worry you'll be fine. AIDs isn't that bad."
"You're killing meh babey!" Joey shouted, tackling Seto onto the bed so he could beat him some more.
"HIV isn't AIDS bitchmuffin, but I better not be positive for it…"he growled.
"Okay, Okay. Excuse me for trying to keep some optimism. If you want to be all HIV negative, that's fine.
He pried Joey off of him. "And if you aren't positive for that, you'll be positive for other things." He laughed.
"You fucking slut! I'm taking yo babey and raisin' it away from its ho-daddy!" Joey screeched as he got off Seto and slammed the door behind him as he left. 'Maybe it's not too late to get some meds for this so I don't have to have his diseases…' The blonde thought as he left the mansion.
"…!" He yelled then got up and ran after Joey. He caught him by the arm just in time. "Wait, don't go. I'm sorry. I'm just scared…" he snapped his fingers and a band came up and began playing sad music.
"I was raped…it was before I had all the money. That's why I have all the STDs."
"That doesn't change that ya didn't tell meh ya had 'em. Wear a condom for godsake! Now I have ta go get tested by Dr. Barney the Purple Dinosaur down at the clinic." He said.
"No!" Seto stomped his foot. "Barney scares me! I don't wanna go! I don't wanna!" Seto whined.
"The nurses down there are really nice though. They'd prolly give ya a sucka or sumthin' if ya went with me. I'll protect ya from tha Doc. He doesn't scare me." Joey said.
Seto sighed, then scooped Joey up in his arms. "Baby gets what Baby wants." He said, walking forward. "Let's go get you and ma babay checked." They arrived at the doctor's office and he set Joey down. (yes, he carried him all the way there lol)
"Don't worry, Joey, I'll protect your ass from that purple dinosaur doctor."
Barney saw them, both at the same time and tested them.
"Well, Mr. Wheeler, did you know that you're a girl?" the dinosaur asked.
"um…I'm not a gurl…I've got a dick…"
"Oh yea…you're absolutely right. Well, you're pregnant and you don't have any STDs. But mr. Kaiba has syphiolis. We can treat it though…With lots of HUGS!" He said, trying to give Seto a creepy pedo-rape hug. Joey held him off though.
"Don't touch him like that! I'm the only one who gets to touch this sexy mofo! I am his bitch! He is ma disco stick- respect it! Yo!"
"Got that, you pathetic excuse for children's amusement? I could so beat you in a children's card game." Seto said. He grabbed Joey's hand and walked out with him back to the secretary's desk. She prescribed them both drugs, Joey just in case. Then they left.
"Well…I don't have AIDs. Which sucks, I was kinda stoked to have AIDs…"he sighed.
When they got back, Joey sat on one of the couches in the thousands of living rooms he had. "What are we going to name it? I was thinking of naming it after one of the cards from the children's card games that no children actually play and we adults get too obsessed with."
"Can we call it somthin' with 'Ran' in it? Like Ranko or Ranmaru?" Joey asked.
He'd always thought that those were pretty names. Of course the blonde meant that they would have the character for 'orchid' in their Japanese names even if the kids weren't fully Japanese. Seto would probably think he meant 'ran' like 'riot' or 'rebellion' though.
Seto sighed "Well…since I didn't tell you about my STDs unitl after I impregnated you, I guess I owe you one. Sure. I like Ranmaru." 'It sound manly…like a champion children's card game player…' He thought, even as he spoke.