Hello fellow humans (I take it we are all humans...)
I fell in love with this song (Which is weird because I'm a goth...) about a week ago and it's been on repeat ever since! I thought it'd make a good fanfiction. Sorry it's so short.

I do NOT own the boosh
I also do NOT own Kiss with a fist, That is owned by Florence and The Machine, I think...

Kiss With A Fist

You hit me once, I hit you back, You gave a kick, I gave a slap, You smashed a plate over my head, then I set fire to our bed

My first gig, finally.

You hit me once, I hit you back, You gave a kick, I gave a slap, You smashed a plate over my head, then I set fire to our bed

The velvet Onion's about half full, oh and look at that, Leroy hasn't turned up!

My black eye casts no shadow, Your red eye sees no pain, Your slaps don't stick, Your kicks don't hit, So we remain the same, Blood sticks and sweat drips, break the lock if it don't fit, a kick in the teeth is good for some, a kiss with a fist is better than none

Howard's stood at the back of the room, shaking his head, glaring at me. They say real life experiences make good songs…

A kiss with a fist is better than none

Yeah, that's right. Me and Howard kina had a fight… that ended up with us both in accident and emergency.

I broke your jaw once before, spilt your blood upon the floor, you broke my leg in return, sit back and watch the bed burn, well love sticks sweat drips, break the lock if it don't fit, a kick in the teeth is good for some, a kiss with a fist is better than none

He still loves me though, well he does if last night is anything to go by…

A kiss with a fist is better than none

I think I managed to cover the bruise round my eye, thank Jagger for makeup!

You hit me once, I hit you back, you gave a kick, i gave a slap, you smashed a plate over my head, then i set fire to our bed

We had to go and buy a new bed, it burned so much. You couldn't tell that it ever was a bed. That was a fun night, I dont even remember hat we were fighting about. I think it was something about me never pulling my weight in the shop...

You hit me once, I hit you back, you gave a kick, I gave a slap, you smashed a plate over my head, then I set fire to our bed

I hope you liked it, please review.

Stay mental,
The Crack Fox X