Mismagius groaned as she was tied to a stop sign. She looked at the red-colored oval shield as she struggled to move. She looked around, seeing that she was inside a soon-to-be-erupting volcano. She gasped as she continued struggling, not much to her avail.
"This is just great!" Mismagius pouted as she glanced at her sexy butt, which was tried close to the steel pole holding the stop sign. "My poor tush is getting sore just thinking about being stuck here."
"Fret not, young miss!" Darkrai heroically proclaimed as he suddenly appeared, wearing underwear on top of his head as he saluted. "I, the great and powerful Captain Douglas Jay Darkrai, shall save you!"
Mismagius narrowed her eyes as she blankly stared at Darkrai. "You're kidding me, right?" She retorted as she sighed.
Darkrai frowned, rubbing his head with his left hand as he shrugged. "Well, it was either this, or be forced to watch re-runs of Banjo-Kazooie."
"Banjo-Kazoowha?" Mismaguius repeated as she blinked in astonishment, the name going over her head.
Suddenly, the volcano started to shake violently, and red hot fire erupted all over Mismagius, frying Darkrai, who was blasting off again into the clear blue sky. Within the fire were pink sprinkled donuts, all of which made Mismagius feel gassy.
"Urp… donuts… my number one friend…" Mismagius mumbled as she melted, turning into a pile of pink goo as she fell in the sewers. The entire volcano erupted as it destroyed itself, the fire wreaking the entire grassy meadows surrounding it. Mismagius pulled herself out of a bluish warp portal as she gasped, holding her chest as she closed her eyes. "Oooh… that was harsh. I don't think-"
Mismagius gasped as her eyes widened up, turning yellow as she glanced behind her, to see a Crawdaunt groping her ghastly ass. Mismagius growled as she slapped the Crawdaunt across the face.
"Touching innocent ghosts in inappropriate spots…" Mismagius stated as she shook her right index finger at the perverted Crawdaunt, "That's GOOD."
The Crawdaunt rubbed the back of his head in confusion as Mismagius giggled, kissing the Crawdaunt in the forehead as she floated up into an upside down silver platted toilet that was floating in the air. "Ewww! Someone forgot to flush in here!"
"Sorry…" A wandering iplup muttered as she blushed, rubbing the back of her head. "I was having some roast beef jerky with my letters, and I didn't-"
Mismagius screamed as she was belched out of a tuba, landing in a bizarre purple-colored sky with green stripes all over the place as several steel plates passed by. Mismagius rubbed her butt as she pondered deeply, before crashing into a large version… of her own butt. "Oww! What the-" She looked up, gasping in shock as she saw her own butt in front of her. "EEEP! My b-b-butt… it's so… HUGE!"
"Moar like xbox hueg, amirite," A snooping Rhyperior muttered as he placed his right hand on his chest, laughing heartily as several French fries fell on him.
Mismagius gasped as her gigantic butt sucked her inside, causing her to fall into a strange abyss filled with pink hearts, rainbow confetti, and losta spaghetti as Mismaguis screamed, her high-pitch voice echoing through the entire abyss. Giratina poppd his head out from several statues of Mismagius nearby, laughing evilly at Mismagius's misfortune as he winced, his wings sprouting over his beautiful head.
Mismagius burped some bubbles as she opened her eyes slowly, rubbing her head as she groaned. She got up, turning around as absolute pitch black surrounded her. She wondered where she was as she called out for anyone.
"Hello? Hello!" Mismagius called out as she looked around, seeing nothing but the pitch black. "Anyone there?" Receiving no answer, she sighed as she patted her smooth butt with her right hand, remarking to her rear, "Well, at least you're all right and dandy. As long as nothing happens to you, I'll be happier than..." She yawned as she closed her bright red eyes, practically leaving her open to anything. Suddenly, she was impaled in the butt from a spear, the spear being a sedated object as it made Mismagius drift off to sleep faster.
Out of nowhere popped up two Drifloon, who giggled with glee as they surrounded the sleeping Mismagius. The two balloon-like Pokemon glared at each other as they each wanted to claim Mismagius for their own gain.
"I saw her first! She's my precious booty!" The Drifloon on the left, a female, remarked rashly as she bumped into the Drifloon on the left, which was a male specimen.
"Oh yeah? Her butt was practically made for guys like me!" The male Drifloon snapped back as he used Confuse Ray on the female Drifloon, pushing her aside as he approached Mismagius, going around her and stroking her butt as he giggled, being sexually aroused. "Ehehehehe... this is what I'm talking about... hoo yeah..."
Little did he realize that the female Drifloon snapped out of her confusion, sending an Omnious Wind attack at the male Drifloon, which blew him and Mismagius away in the pitch black. Realizing what she did, the female Drifloon slapped herself as she headed after Mismagius and the male Drifloon, wanting to claim Mismagius for her own gains. Mismagius simply continued snoozing her many troubles away.