AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Wow, this is my first time doing one of these. Anyway, due to sudden… erm, arrangements… I won't be on the computer for a week. Sorry about that! But when I come back I swear I'll have three chapters, OR I'M NOT SHIKAMARU'S WIFE!

Shika: You're NOT my wife.

Me: SHUT UP, YOU BLONDE-GIRL-LOVER! -cries-

Shika: She's so troublesome.

Me: -heart eyes- he called me troublesome!

……………Anyway, I'll be back by… Friday with 3 new chappies! Evr'ybody happeh! -said Peter Griffon style- And if I'm in a promising mood, I'LL ADD IN A SURPRISE! O.o;; (I don't even know what that'll be yet… WAIT! Just got it!) So, wait around! And, uh, don't keel me. –hides behind Shika-