AHEM! Okies, well, um. I've been at camp. And. It was FUUUN! So, now I'm writing for you guys. But first lemme explain a few things. 1. I know Kiba already knows Hinata likes Naruto, but Hinata was too shocked to notice. 2. Um. The whole Gaara running after the Hokage thing. ; Well, I was watching a boring episode of Naruto, and then I see Gaara glaring at the Hokage while the Hokage was smoking that pipe and then I'm like "OMFG! THAT MUST BE GAARA'S PIPE!" and ever since then… Every time I see the Hokage I'm like "YOU STOLE GAARA'S PIPE!" So… Yeeeeah. And 3. O.o;; Dangit I forgot. Oh, yeah. Total writers block xDDD. Sorry 'bout that!

Sasuke and Naruto went to the dorm, Shikamaru and Chouji following shortly behind, mumbling something about Gravity Track 11 or something. (Whoo! Gravitation!)

Sasuke opened the door, let Naruto in, and then let himself in.

"Hey!" Shikamaru said, grabbing the door before it closed and went in, closing the door on Chouji. Chouji just looked at the door for a while, finished his chocolate bar, opened the door, and pulled out a bag of chips.

"Troublesome kids." Shikamaru stated, sighing.

"Hn." Sasuke replied, as Naruto looked at Shikamaru with a George W. look on his face (a confused monkey).

"Aren't you a kid, too?" Naruto asked, tilting his head.

Chouji looked at Naruto, "He sure doesn't act like a kid. He thinks we're all just worthless puppies and his IQ is higher than Einstein's, so he thinks he's better than the rest of us 'kids'."

"I never said that." Shikamaru said, looking out the window, leaning on the wall.

"You were thinking it." Chouji stated, looking at Shikamaru.

Shikamaru sighed and pushed himself off the wall. "I'm gonna go find Ino-chan."

"OOOOh!" Naruto said, smiling evilly. "Ino-chan, eh?"

"What? She said she needed help studying, and we both have gym next. And so do you, so go change already." Shikamaru replied, turning slightly red.

"I bet you're not just gonna study. And stop making excuses!" Naruto said, being hit by a dictionary afterwards.

"Shut up, you troublesome uke." Shikamaru responded, blushing madly.

"U…ke?" Naruto said, as if he had never heard the word before.

"It means you're the girl in the relationship." Chouji whispered to Naruto.

"WHAT! NARA SHIKAMARU HOW DARE Y-" SLAM! Shikamaru was already out the door, tired of these troublesome roommates. Well, Sasuke wasn't that troublesome. But, he liked that troublesome uke so that made him a troublesome seme. (I think XD or are they TWO ukes! OH! Sorry. ; YOUR MOM!)

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Kiba smiled, and picked up Akamaru. "We're gonna plan a party!" He said, happily.

"A…. party…?" Hinata said, surprised at Kiba's choice of words.

"Yup! My sister taught me how to when I was five!"

'His… Sister?' Hinata thought, having a nosebleed fainting. That pervert.

"Hinata-chan?" Kiba poked her side as she suddenly just jumped up.

"STOP IT KIBA-KUN, YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A DOG!" she shouted, jumping up and grabbing her nose. She saw Kiba's hurt expression and gasped at what had just flown out of her mouth. "Kiba-kun! I-"

Kiba got up and turned around. "You're just like everyone else." He said, walking to the door.

"Kiba-kun! I didn't-!" Kiba walked through the doors, closing them on her before she could finish.

Hinata jumped up. She had to find Kiba. He was probably furious with her. She didn't know what had come over her.

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Tenten came out of the changing room. Gym class. She looked over to Neji and Rock Lee, and waved at them.

"Tenten-chan!" Rock Lee shouted, happily running over to her. Neji followed slowly, making sure not to attract anymore attention. (His fangirls had been gushing over him in gym shorts.) He heard one of the fangirls growl "What makes Tenten-chan so special that Neji-kun walks over to her?"

Neji turned his head in the direction of this girl, and glared at her.

"Neji-kun?" Tenten waved a hand in front of his face, as he turned his head to her.

"Oi, Tenten-chan, what is it?"

"Umm, Lee-kun and I were gonna go practice our aim… Wanna come?" she said, ending her sentence with a smile.

'So… damn… CUTE!' "Yeah, okay." He replied, looking away, "But if Lee-san challenges me, you're gonna fight him. You have the best aim in class." Tenten giggled, and dragged him by the arm over to the targets.

"NEJI-SAN! I, ROCK LEE, CHALLENGE YOU IN A YOUTH-FILLED BATTLE TO SEE WHO CAN HIT THE BULL'S EYE FIR-"

"Ask Tenten-chan." Neji said, sighing.

"BUT, NEJI-SAN! THIS IS A BATTLE BETWEEN MEN! A WOMAN COULD NOT-" …

"WHAT ABOUT GIRLS, LEE-KUN!" Tenten raged; she hated it when her teammates picked on girls.

"AHH!" Rock Lee screamed like a… Well, girl. Tenten threw kunai at him until finally he gave up at dodging and hid behind the closest person, which happened to be Gaara, of the desert! ( ;; I don't think the '!'s were necessary, but… ;;)

Gaara looked up at Tenten, who had appeared to be frozen. "Ga-Gaara-kun!" she mummbled and smiled sheepishly. Gaara turned his glare towards Lee, who smiled, happily.

"Gaara-san! You have come to class today! Have you finally discovered the MYSTERIES OF YOUTH!" Rock Lee shouted, punching a fist in the air.

"What mystery? We're all gonna die soon, anyway." Gaara said, then mumbled something like 'well, at least you guys are' or 'did someone just fart?' and it was probably the second one, because suddenly the room smelled horrible.

Just then the gym teacher walked in, a book in his hands, his gray hair perfectly gelled. (Guess who!) "Hello, class. I'm you teacher, Kakashi-sensei. Sorry I'm late, I got caught on the road of life…" Then he blinked, "who just farted?"

"Sorry sensei!" a little blond boy shouted.

"…Yondaime-kun…" Kakashi said, then shook his head. "Alright, now that we have that aside," Kakashi's eyes shut, meaning he was probably smiling, "Since I saw how eager you all were to get started, especially you three," he gestured to Gaara, Lee, and Tenten. "Unless you three are just a love triangle."

Tenten and Lee turned totally red, and looked away. Gaara just folded his arms and glared at his new sensei.

But Kakashi dodged the glare completely. "So, today's lesson is going to start off with stretching. You're going to get cramps if you don't."

"YES, NEW, YOUTH-FILLED SENSEI!" Rock Lee shouted, running off to Neji. Tenten followed, shaking her head at Lee.

Naruto (the guy who just farted) looked at Kiba sheepishly. Kiba was still holding his nose tight, his legs in a split. That's what Kiba gets for going into dog-boy mode for gym.

Shikamaru was talking to Ino about how troublesome Naruto was most of the time, while touching his toes. Chouji was standing beside Ino, finishing off a brownie. Sasuke was, well, looking away like he didn't know Naruto and Kiba. And trying to keep his mind on stretching.

Of course, Kiba had just popped out of nowhere a few minutes ago, and looked bummed out so Naruto tried to cheer him up, but made the situation worse by farting.

Hinata entered the room, breathing heavily. "So-sorry I-I'm late, sen-sensei." Hinata bowed to Kakashi.

"What's your name?" Kakashi asked, his eyebrow going up.

"Hy-Hyuuga Hinata, si-sir…"

"Hyuuga, just as I thought…" Kakashi spoke to himself, as Hinata blinked. "Oh, sorry, I'm Kakashi-sensei."

WHOO! A CHAPTER FINISHED FINALLY!

Shika: It took her three extra days, that how A.D.D. she is.

Me: Mm-hmm! I was like, write, write, write, STRIAGHT JACKET! O.o;;

Shika: Dude, wtf?

Me: Eheh. Plus, I was doing body art and screaming pickle jar. .-.-.

Shika: Damn, you're random.

Me: YOU BET YOUR A-

Naru: Hey, no cussing!

Me: Sorry for the wait, people. Eheh. .T.T. I was in love!

Shika: …In love? With who?

Me: OH, DON'T WORRY SHIKA-CHAN! –glomps- I was in love with the campiness of camp. TEEPEE! WHOOO!

Naru: She doesn't own my show, she's too poor!

Me: Oh, yeah! … He's right.