A/N: Wooooow, I'm late on updating. xD. Do you forgive me? NO?.! Fine, then. –puffs- Anyway, I'd like to thank my reviewers! And to reply to those that don't have accounts! –strikes superhero pose as "500 Miles" plays- Um… SasuNaru appears everywhere, ya know?

shegavemeapen: …AWWW! –tackle/glomp/hugs you- …Sorry about that. xD. Thank you for reviewing! And so nicely, too.

IMPORTANT NOTE: Naruto's birthday was yesterday! The 10th! I WAS GONNA UPDATE THEN, BUT! I FORGOT-ED! –updates faster-

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Naruto slumped against a tree, sighing. Why did it always have to be him that was lonely? "It's always me, huh?" Then he looked up, realizing what he just said. "That's really selfish of me… I mean, some of these kids probably have it worse…" Naruto mumbled, shaking his head.

He wasn't gonna cry just because his first true love was straight. He wasn't.

"I'm such a big baby…" Naruto told himself, trying to keep his voice even. He was tired of crying. "Why do I always have to cry like some girl? Well, then again, I think most of the girls here are stronger than me in these kinds of things… I mean, Sakura-chan…" He sighed, realizing the first love he ever… thought he had… already had a girlfriend? Now, that's just sad.

He stood to go back in the school; maybe he could fall asleep sooner than usual if-

'Oh…That's right… I share a bed with Sasuke-kun. PERFECT, JUST PERFECT!' Naruto screamed sarcastically in his head.

'I don't see what's so good about Uchiha's anyway.' the Kyuubi murmured in Naruto's mind, and Naruto could tell he was scowling.

'You just hate them because you think Sasuke's older brother is hot and you don't wanna admit you're in love.' Naruto scowled back.

Earlier that week (Remember, we skipped a week? xD), Naruto had somehow found himself on the floor, Sasuke's baby pictures around him.

He saw Sasuke as a small, around 7, child. He saw an older woman that looked nearly exactly like Sasuke, only she was more feminine and gentle. He had guessed that was his mom. Then, there was a strong man standing beside the woman with a displeased look on his face, looking down at Sasuke, who was smiling brightly and holding a basket full of some sort of nuts about his head. Then, there was an older version of Sasuke, nearly exactly. Only difference was the baggy eyes and long hair. He was smirking, if you could even call it that. His hands were over the basket above Sasuke's head, as if making sure it wasn't about to fall anytime soon.

Naruto carried around this picture in his jacket pocket, because he noticed Sasuke had many copies of this picture. There were many others along with it, but this picture was obviously one Sasuke never wanted to lose.

When the Kyuubi saw this as well, Naruto could almost feel him drooling over Sasuke's brother.

Naruto looked down, as he noticed, he was once more thinking ONLY of Sasuke! God, he needed more obsessions.

----With SASUKE! OMFG! FINALLY!----

"What the fuck do you fangirls want with me? I'm NOT in the mood to be kidnapped and raped by you guys today!" Sasuke shouted, only after the girls had tied him up.

"Um, we're no ordinary fangirls!" a blonde one said, flipping her hair over her shoulder.

"Are you gonna say you're SUPER fangirls? If so, then goddammit go away." Sasuke snarled.

"NO! WE ARE! Yaoi! SasuNaru! FANGIRLS!" when the –obvious- leader shouted this, the other girls (and some guys) squealed in amusement.

"Sah-sue-Nahr-ue?" Sasuke blinked. He knew what yaoi was, thanks to SOME roommates of his (cough-NARUTO-cough) introducing him to it. But, he hadn't ever heard of SasuNaru.

"SasuNaru! Short for SasukeNaruto. It is a pairing most girls like to write about in most of the web, it's everywhere, you know. It stands for you, my dear Sasuke, and no one other than UZUMAKI NARUTO!" a girl with glasses and dark hair explained this one, pulling out wallet pictures and shoving them and SasuNaru doujinshi in Sasuke's face.

"…There are fangirls for that kinda stuff?" Sasuke blinked.

"TOTALLY! And we're gonna help you get Naruto back! C'MON GIRLS!" the leader shouted, picking up Sasuke and charging.

"Who-WAIT-What-UGH!" Sasuke shouted, sighing overdramatically.

---…Elsewhere…---

Naruto solemnly dragged his feet and sighed, equally dramatic as he had been in the last few minutes or so. "Naruto-kun!" Naruto blinked, and looked up to see Sakura, Hinata, Kiba, and a blushing Kakashi.

"Hey guys… What's up?" Naruto smiled, scratching the back of his head.

"Naruto-kun, where's Sasuke-kun?" Hinata asked, looking around to make sure she was not accidentally missing him.

"What're you talking about? Wasn't he with you guys?" Naruto lifted an eyebrow, as Hinata blushed, obviously forming a sentence in her mind.

"U-um, well, he was, that is, until you ran off and Sakura-chan… Well…" Hinata looked up at both Kiba and Sakura for support.

"He said girls like Sakura-chan never think, and then he went and ran after you." Kakashi explained, probably smiling, or smirking, or whatever under that mask.

"YA COULDA SAID IT MORE GENTLEY, YA KNOW! GODDAMMIT, YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY THE FIRST PART!" Sakura blew up, then turned and smiled sweetly to Naruto.

"Yeah, he even called you 'Naru-chan'. But, I don't think you heard him…" Sakura blushed simultaneously with Hinata as she said this.

"He… He did?" Naruto blushed as well, then looked away. "I…I'm sorry, Sakura-chan… I-" Naruto didn't exactly know how to finish this sentence, and looked down.

"It's fine. I guess it's my fault for falling for the guy all the other girls were, ya know?" she chuckled and then looked around. "But seriously, where DID Sasuke-kun go? It's not like him to just disappear…"

"WE'RE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!" everyone suddenly heard, jerking their heads towards the source that made this statement. "WE, THE PROUD SASUNARU FANGIRLS, HAVE BROUGHT UCHIHA SASUKE TO ADMIT HIS LOVE TO UZUMAKI NARUTO!" the girls shouted loud enough for anyone who was interested to hear.

Naruto, Sakura, and Hinata all blushed, Hinata and Sakura with shock, and Naruto with shock AND embarrassment. "Wh-wh-whaaaaaa!" Hinata mummbled, fainting and practically dropping herself in Kiba's arms.

"AND HERE IS THE DROP-DEAD-SEXY UCHIHA HIMSELF!" the leader shouted, as they all shouted 'Heave, ho!' and then threw a tied up Sasuke into the air.

"SASUKE-KUN!" nearly all the girls and Naruto shouted, all reaching out to catch him, except Naruto.

But that's because Sasuke was headed right for him. Sasuke, of course being the genius he was, chose this moment to use his kunai to cut the rope around him. As he did, the rope flew into Sakura's hands, and Sasuke flew onto Naruto.

"U-um, I-uh-well, see…" Sasuke looked away, face flushed as he noticed Naruto was lying under him.

All the girls 'squee'-d simultaneously and took out the cameras they had been saving for their dates.

"Teme." Naruto said suddenly.

"What?" Sasuke's face flew into Naruto's face's direction.

"I said, you're a stupid, dumbass teme! You can't just go around doing stuff like this! GODDAMMIT!" Naruto shouted, siting up and probably purposely banging his forehead into Sasuke's.

"N-Naru-ch-chan?" Sasuke asked, as if he had hurt the blond beneath him. "Naruto, did I do something to hurt y-mmmph!" Of course, he didn't really say 'y-mmmph', but that's what sound is made when you're talking and someone covers you lips with their own.

Everything suddenly became quiet as people turned to Naruto and Sasuke's direction. The hottest guy in school and the class clown were right there, in front of them… KISSING!

"-AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU STUPID TEME BASTARD!" Naruto shouted, as Sasuke noticed there were tears in the smaller one's eyes.

"Naruto-kun, are you oka-!" his mouth was once more conquered by Naruto's, and so he smirked. He finally decided to kiss back, he was now in charge of this kiss.

And Naruto. Oh, yes.

A/N: I finished it… omg… NO, NOT THE STORY, FOOLS! THE CHAPTER!

Shika: OMFG! OMFG! I REALLY DON'T CARE!

Naru: -blush-

Sasu: -smirk-

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