DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry potter stuff or Magnus sadly L

He woke up to streaming sunlight in my room. The window flooded the room with honey colored sunlight. Magnus sat up rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. He stared over at the alarm clock on my hot pink nightstand. 11:00 AM, it read. Alright up and at it Magnus, he thought. He stood up looking around the small room snapping his fingers as two pairs of leather pants flew out of his closet. One silver and heavily glittered and one signature rainbow. "hmmmm," he wondered, "I'll go with my old rainbow pair" the pants flew on him instantly as he pulled a vintage shirt over his head that read, MESS WITH MY CAT MESS WITH ME… He stumbled out of his room those damn faeries knew how to party. He remembered the previous night with the faerie folk they had danced like no one's business downing pink liquid cups one after another. He had laughed as some unfortunate mundane muggles turned into various rodents.

He entered the kitchen sleepily. The brilliant red walls seemed to reflect on the glass countertops. He brewed some coffee. Hey even warlocks need caffeine. Picking up his small cat chairman meow and placing him on the counter next to him. "Hello Chairman Meow!" he greeted his cat with an absurd amount of affection. His shaggy black hair sweeping over his eyes as he reached for a twirly straw. Hmm, he thought looking at an envelope on the table he had retrieved the night before but was so busy canood- sleeping he hadn't had time to open it. "That looks official" he noticed his glittered eyes searching the paper. The paper jerked out of his hands. " Oh bloody merlin!" he screamed, " a howler at this time in the morning honestly where has the world's manners gone?" The letter tore itself open:

"Dear Mr. Magnus H. Bane," it started.

"The ministry of magic has been recently notified that you have been practicing the art of wizardry without a proper magical education. There fore it has been found in everyone's best interest if you attend Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry as a 7th year student. Failure to comply will result in destroying your wand and draining you of all magic abilities. There is no negotiation on the matter Mr. Bane school starts September 1st be ready or else.

Hoping You Are Well,

Dolores Jane Umbridge

Ministry Intern

"What? They mean I have to go to school where the only fun thing to do is to cause trouble corrupt the innocent, and make friends. Hey Maybe this won't be so bad after all if the ministry wants me to go to school then prepare the school for high prankster Magnus Bane, "He grinned, "Come on Chairman Meow time for school shopping!" he sang as he giddily skipped to his room. This was going to be one heck of a year!

A/N So what do you think? Sorry it's short but I didn't want overload the first real chapter… I've decided that at the end of each chapter Magnus will give his comments. Hehehe This is going to be FUN! Please review!

MAGNUS: Wow! How do I wake up so beautiful… (sigh)

XX5GBI5XX: Uhhhh

MAGNUS: I hope I get a cute boyfriend one who likes glitter!

XX5GBI5XX: Sure Magnus

MAGNUS: YEAH! (claps like a retarded seal)