Okay! Time to start this story! *applaud* Now I picked 1 intern, which is Elliot Nicholes Tucker by Sky Melodies, because, well we need a camera man. Anyway, onward!

Disclaimer- Nothing is own by me. Everything belongs to their rightful owners.

The camera shows the camp's dock, featuring Chris Mclean standing at the edge of it. He notices the camera and whispers through his gritted smiling teeth, "are-we-rolling?" he asked. The camera nodded in an upward and downward gesture, meaning it is.

"Welcome everyone! Were coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario!" he introduced like he did when Total Drama Island started. I'm your host, Chris Mclean, giving you guys another epic season of Total Drama Island! Here's the deal, were back here at this sucky camp to do another season with 24 new campers! They'll compete in challenges against each other, then they must face the judgment of their fellow cast mates! Like old times, when a team loses in a challenge, they'll have to vote off one of their teamies, and that dude or dudette will have to walk the Dock of Shame, and catch the Boat of Losers! The marshmallow bonfire will be over and thus completing a day of their lives." After Chris' long speech, he exhaled and inhales a couple of times before the camera shook several times.

"Hold the camera still Elliot! I'm not paying you to break the equipment!" Chris growled at an intern. He was very pale and had black rimmed glasses. A grey button up shirt, and light brown khaki pants with worn out sneakers is what he wore. He sniffled a few times before adjusting the camera to point at Chris' angle.

"You're not even paying me!" Elliot wheezed. "I signed up here to be a contestant not an intern!"

"Yeah. Well, we need some…. Because most of them died." Chris said as he added the last part with a devious smirk. "Now let's meet our campers!" Chris said as the first boat dropped off the first contestant.

The first camper was a girl with a very skinny figure. She had a light California tan and light brown hair with natural golden highlights that trailed down to her mid-back. She had on a brown tank top with knee length jean shorts and light brown worn flip flops, a rope anklet on her ankle, and three large red, green, and yellow necklaces on her neck.

"Annabelle!" Chris exclaimed as she looked around. Chris held out his hand as Belle shook it.

"Please, call me Belle." She started. She took the braid that was dangling on her left side, and tucked it behind her ear. "The forest looked awful on T.V, but seeing it in reality is just gruesome! Someone should be taking care of these plants." She said as she walked to the end of the dock where Chris pointed her too.

"Like we would do that…" Chris chuckled as the next boat dropped off another girl. She was tan and had a thin body. Her long platinum blonde hair with pink streaks waved down to her elbows. She had a pink tank top, beige khaki's, pink wedges, and a light grey scarf. "Look what we have here! It's Princess!"

"Chris, you look handsome as always! I saw you on that figure skating show, might I say you did a wonderful job." She complimented.

Chris smiled and rubbed his nails against his shirt. "It's what I do. Go join the others."

Princess looked at the "others" and a snarl crawled up her face. "There are no others. Just some girl with a low sense of fashion." she took her bags and walked to the end of the dock, sitting on her luggage, she whipped out a make-up mirror and started applying more pink eye shadow.

Belle looked at her with an uneasy look, when another boat came and dropped off the next camper.

This time, the boat dropped off a male. He was slightly tan and had short dark hair in a small faux-hawk. His eyes were green and he wore a white t-shirt with blue shorts and white sneakers. A watch on his left wrist and a black fedora hat is what he had to accessorize.

"Dani! Dani Blackwater! How's it? Come on, high-five!" Chris exclaimed. Dani looked at him bored, and walked passed him to stand on the dock where the other two were. He sat on the edge and laid his elbows on his knees and his head to his hands. "Yeah, yeah, Fine! Leave me hanging!"

Princess rolled her eyes as Belle giggled. The next boat arrived with a girl that had deep brown skin and long curly hair with bangs at the front. Her light brown wide eyes sparkled as she bounced over to Chris. She wore a graphic tee, a classic red mini skirt, and converses that matched her t-shirt. She smiled widely and rapidly shook Chris' hand.

"Chris, Chris! It's so good to be here! I can't believe I'm here!!! Ahg! I'm so excited." She said first hyper, then calm.

"Good to know Loyalla… Why won't you stand with the others…?" Chris said as he pointed to Belle, Princess, and Dani.

"Sure." She said as she walked up to the three. "Hey! My name's Loyalla! BAGELS!!!"

"…What?" Belle asked.

"Don't bother, she's just crazy freak!" Princess murmured as she looked at her small mirror.

"Oh! Sorry… it's an urge." Loyalla apologized.

"She's random." Elliot corrected as he turned the camera to an irritated Chris.

Chris growled. "Stop filming them! We have another boat coming!"

The boat dropped off a… 7 year old? It was a little boy with sandy blonde hair that went over his forehead. He had a Pokemon T-shirt with a Pikachu on the front, short blue jeans, and Velcro shoes with socks up to his shins. He smiled innocently as his big brown puppy dog eyes glowed.

"Tommy Peruz." Chris said.

"Heywo Chwis!" Tommy greeted in the cutest voice. He clasped his hands together and sweetly smiled at Chris.

"Oh god! Haha! Don't think I didn't read your application… better yet, watch your audition!" Chris smirked at the frowning Tommy.

"What are you talking about Chris?! He's a little kid." Belle interrupted. "Aww~ Aren't chu just a cutie-pie?" Belle said in a baby voice. She pinched Tommy's cheeks as he squinted his eyes and smiled. "Have you no mercy Chris!"

"What?! Oh come on!" Chris said slapping his forehead when the evil child grinned deviously at Chris, smirking like a mad man when nobody was looking. Just then, Chris was tackled to the ground by a girl.

She was pale, kind of siding to the pink side, and had platinum blonde hair with black tips. A black bow tied her bangs back and her hair trailed to her waist. Her body figure was curvy and her light green eyes gleamed as it was glued on Chris' eyes. She had a green strapless corset top with black lace layer, which revealed a Chris tattoo on her left shoulder, black skinny jeans and green boots is what she wore on the bottom.

"Kendra… Kendra… KENDRA!"

"Huh?" she asked confused.

"GET OFF OF ME!" Chris screeched as Kendra leaped off of Chris. "The producers warned me about you!"

"Don't be silly, I don't bite!" Kendra laughed at the disapproving Chris. She gave a quick wink and trailed off to the other side of the dock.

"Hewyo Mwiss!" Tommy greeted as he waved frantically at Kendra. Kendra glanced at him and raised an eyebrow.

"Oh goodie! Another boat!" Chris said as the next boat dropped off a girl with an hourglass shape, long brown hair with curls at the end, and brown eyes. She had a black shoulder-less top that resembled Katie and Sadie's from previous season, beige shorts, and open toed shoes with a slight heel. She had a black baseball cap worn sideways planted on her head, and she wore gold large, over-sized hoop earrings. She smiled and waved.

"Welcome to the Island Kyra!" Chris said smiling. Kyra nodded and looked around.

"It's alright I guess…" she said with a small smile as she walked to the end of the docks.

"MICROPHONE." Loyalla blurted out. "Woops. Hehe, sorry people!"

"Would someone just put some duck tape on her!?" yelled out Princess.

"Do you even know what duct tape is made out of? Cotton Mesh! And do you know what cotton mesh is made out of?" Belle asked the group.

"No one cares!" Princess shouted at her.

"Are you getting this Idiot??" asked Chris to the intern.

"It's Elliot! And yes!" Elliot corrected as he filmed the heated up drama about duct tape.

"Well you shouldn't!! Cause' the next boat is coming!"

Chris was indeed right, as the next boat dropped off a boy with several… and I mean several… piercings. "Asher, welcome!" Chris introduced as Asher slammed his fist right into Chris' fist. "Fist bump… nice! Finally a non-weird greeting."

Asher wore a black tank top with a red devil design on it, black bondage pants and combat boots. He accessorized with a spiked collar and a studded belt. His long black shaggy hair contained red and orange streaks in them, catching everyone's attention. He was muscular, and showed some tattoos.

"Weird is good though." Loyalla complained as Asher looked at her.

"Weird is weak. Freaky… is down to hell the best." Asher corrected as he ran where the others were standing.

"Oh great, another freak show!" Princess growled at the boy.

Asher barked back. "Oh great, another life-sized Barbie!"

Princess stuck out her tongue as the next boat arrived. The boat dropped of a tan girl with black eyes. Her curly shoulder length hair with platinum blonde streaks in it was choppy and layered. She had a slender figure and wore a shirt that has a dog spitting out bolts with the words Bolt Thrower in cursive, a Hurley short denim short shorts, and Vans.

"Mclean." She simply said as a camera was held in her hand filled with a thumb ring and a bracelet that has the words Peace and Love written in it.

"Noelle! What's crackle-lackin'?" Chris asked in a weird gesture.

Noelle moved her camera down and gave Chris a strange look. "Are you serious?"

"Nevermind then. Moving on, here's Nina!"

Nina had long thick dark brown hair in two braids; her big brown eyes were glowing, but not similar to Tommy's. She was somewhat curvy and wore a blue polo with faded blue jeans and black converses. She has a black bracelet on her wrist. She timidly scurried on her feet and greeted Chris.

"H-hi Chris." She shyly said.

"Nina, what's up?"

"N-nothing… I guess." She said as she scurried to the docks.

"Hey." Belle greeted to Nina.

"Hi---"

"HEY!" Kendra shouted. "I think I know you! Aren't you the one person that always comes to my show?"

"You have a show?" Asher asked as he continued to stare at Dani, seeing if he will move.

"Yeah, yeah! I SWEAR I KNOW YOU!"

"B-but I don't understand I never went to---" Nina scrambled as Noelle started filming what was happening.

"How could someone like you have your own show!! I WANT MY OWN SHOW!!" Princess whined.

"Wait, what?" Kyra asked as she was confused with all the talking.

"My ears! My ears!" Tommy whined like a little 7 year he is as he covered his ears in a child like form.

"Who let a 7 year old on the show?" asked a feminine voice. Everyone stopped rambling and turned there heads to the voice. There stood a curvy body with dark brown thick hair. Her bangs covered partly of her eye. She wears a band tee with skinny jeans and paint splattered air walks.

"Where did you come from?" Kyra asked.

She shrugged. "Uh… the boat dropped me off… anyway I'm Kathryn." She explained.

"Yeah, you guys were to busy talking about Kendra's show, other than paying attention." Chris noted.

"Yeah well… well….." Loyalla said, making some giggle or chuckle, while others just look at her weirdly.

"It's a bird, it's a plane! No. It's Perry Clearwater!" Chris announced as the boat dropped off Perry.

Perry was an average Hispanic man. He had black shaggy hair and a deep golden tan. His eyes were light brown and his body was muscular. He wore a plain polo with cargo pants and gym shoes, and necklace with a heart and a soccer ball on it. He flashed a grin at Chris and shook hands with him.

"Chris! It's so good to finally meet you!" he greeted as a soccer ball was tucked under his arm.

"Pfft. Jocks." Kendra sighed.

"Ooh, I just love the way jocks are! They don't slack off like a bean sack." She said. "Hi!" she said running up to Perry. Perry gave her a grin and shook hands with her.

"Perry, nice to meet you" He introduced.

"Okay, okay. Enough with the greeting! We still have more people y'know!" Chris growled as he shook the clipboard. He waved it heavily, making it flip into the water. "Great, look what you've done Elliot!"

"I didn't do it! You did it!" He cried out pointing the camera to the water as the clipboard slowly sunk down, making bubbles pop out. "Sir, look! Another boat!"

Elliot was right, the boat dropped off a male who had brown short hair and blue eyes. He sniffled a straightened his rectangular glasses as he stepped off the boat. He wore a red shirt with the words E=MC2, blue jeans, and green army colored shoes. Chris looked at him.

Silence was spread around the dock as all the campers watched Aiden with suspicion.

Elliot zoomed in on Chris, waiting for a response.

"Uh, Chris? Aren't you gonna say something?" asked Elliot.

Chris smirked and started talking through his gritted teeth again "What-s-his-name-?"

"Aiden Green sir."

"How in the world do you remember?" asked Chris to his nerdy intern. He casually shrugged as Aiden inhaled deeply.

"Greetings and salutations fellow competitors!" he greeted.

Asher was trying hard not to burst out laughing, but failed. "HAH! Are you kidding me?! You let a geek-wad in this place?"

"Excuse me for living!" Aiden wheezed back as he slid his glasses up his nose.

"Aiden… why won't you just stand over on that side of the dock…?" Chris told Aiden as he marched to the end of the dock. Nina smiled as Aiden walked by with his "triumph" march.

Next came a boat that dropped off a very pale boy. His eyes were deep blue and he was very skinny. He wears a deep blue jacket that matched his eyes and was zipped closed. He has a jet black jeans and jet black gothic boots. His face was strict.

"Welcome Orphanus!" Chris greeted as Orphanus silently walked pass him, and taking a seat next to Dani. Dani made a quick glance at Orphanus and went back to kicking his feet in the water. "Okay… Well look who we have here!"

The next boat dropped off a light tanned boy with jet black hair in a medium ponytail. He had sky blue eyes and wore a navy blue t-shirt with the words Royal Showstopper in the front, camo cargo shorts and white, black, and red sneakers. Silver necklaces dangled around his neck and a fedora hat laid on top of his head, which in fact had a pirate's sword and crossbones on it. He flashed a grin. He back flipped to Chris.

"Chris Mclean! Hmm. You're a lot shorter in person." Charlie said with a wide grin.

"Gee thanks." Chris said sarcastically.

Charlie walked on the dock and clicked his tongue at the girls. Most girls blushed as Princess went to filing her nails.

"Heywo!" Tommy greeted. Charlie gave him a warm smile.

"Why is this little dude here?" he asked, his hand still locked with Tommy's, everyone was paying attention to Chris and Elliot, as they babbled on and on about who sunk the clipboard. Tommy, noticing that no one was paying attention, quickly had a devilish grin. He quickly twisted Charlie's thumb making him squeak.

"AHHG!" he yelled, some people turned around and gave him a questioning look, but all he did was bite his lower lip in pain. "What the heck? You're a devil child or something? Quit it!" he whispered to Tommy.

"Listen bub. I don't play games here." Tommy growled furiously. Charlie had a confused look on his face, like he was going nuts. "And I won't certainly take any orders from such a moron like you."

"What the---" Charlie was interrupted by a splash of water as another boat dropped off another person. It was a guy. He was pale and had a dark brown faux-hawk with blue eyes, and a goatee. He had a gray t-shirt with a deck of cards on the front, black jeans, and black skate shoes.

"Rodney, welcome to Camp Wawanakwa!" Chris greeted as Rodney cocked his head.

"Ello Chris, got any money governor?" he asked in a British accent.

"Uh… yes… why?"

"Lone me some?"

"No… Uh… why won't you ask the other campers?"

"Alright." Rodney gave a sly smile and walked to Asher. "Nice piercings. I bet you can sell those for a decent amount of cash. Play a round of poker?"

"What the hell is wrong with you?" Asher barked back.

"Ooh! Ooh! I'll play poker! All though I have no money…" Loyalla chimed in jumping up and down.

"I don't play for fun." Rodney scoffed as he whipped out a deck of cards and started to shuffle them.

"I'll play." Kyra chimed in.

"Got any money?" Rodney asked Kyra.

"Hmm…." Kyra thought as she stuffed her hands in her pockets, and taking them out. "No."

"Screw it then." Rodney said.

"I thought this was a kid's show." Aiden said.

"It's not." Chris said smiling. "Well, let's introduce the rocking hard Marissa and the dumb beauty Linda."

Marissa stepped off the boat with a smile on her face as well as Linda. Marissa and Linda were both at an average height and weight, as Linda was slightly more less tan then Marissa. Marissa has dirty blonde curly hair that goes down to her waist, and Linda has blonde hair that went down to her mid-back. Marissa's eyes were dark dark brown, wide and curious, while Linda's was a light caramel, wide and wondrous. Linda had freckles and wore a light pink turtleneck and a light blue skirt as well as light pink high heels. Marissa wore a black tank top and dark blue jeans with black and white tennis shoes.

"Marissa and Linda, welcome!" Chris greeted as he high fived Marissa and shook Linda.

"Pleasure to meet you—" Linda started.

"Chris." Chris chuckled.

"But… I know your name."

"Oh… w-what? Sorry, I was thinking of another Blondie." Chris said as he thought she was Lindsay. Marissa slapped her face and dragged Linda by the arm to the other side of the dock. Linda waved at the people as they passed by.

"Be on a look out Sissy." Marissa whispered to Linda.

"But why Mars?" Linda asked back to Marissa. Marissa gave an uneasy look at Charlie who was staring at her.

"These guys are creeps." Marissa barked back to Linda.

"Just ease up a little okay Mars? I'm sure these guys are really sweet." Linda said putting a supportive hand on Marissa's shoulder. "And besides, maybe you'll have a chance of getting a boyfriend." Linda said making eye contact with Charlie. Marissa, who noticed this, blushed easily.

"LINDA!" she yelled in embarrassment. "These guys are a bunch of fools!"

"Shush! Here comes another boat!" Loyalla said pointing at the boat. There stood a male skinny figure. He had black/red scruffy hair and a black bear. His eyes were hazel which gleamed from the sun, as if it were to blind everyone. He has three earrings on each ear and an eyebrow and lower lip piercing. He wears a black Slayer shirt with the bands logo on it, black jeans, and black boots. He smiled and gave Chris a rocker sign. "It's a rocker dude! Hang 10! No wait… Hang… no not hang… ugh I forgot!" Loyalla said as her head dropped down.

"Don't you mean, rock on?" Donnie asked Loyalla. She nodded.

"Oh yeah."

"Please. Don't talk to such a girl." Princess added who was starting to paint her nails.

Belle gasped. "HOW COULD YOU USE SUCH A THING! DID YOU KNOW MAKE-UP IS TESTED ON ANIMALS!?!"

"Ew!" Princess squealed as she dropped the pink nail polish. "Great! Look what you made me do!"

"Uh…" Donnie said as he nervously rubbed the back of his head. "I'll just… go to the dock. Yeah."

"Okay. Calm it Belle. Next we have… where's the list idiot?" Chris asked his intern.

Elliot sighed. "It's Elliot, for the last time! You dropped the list in the water remember?"

"No! I don't recall such a thing! You dropped it!"

"Me?!"

"H-hello…" said a small timid voice

"Yes you!!!!"

"E-excuse me…" the voice was heard again.

"HEY. THERE'S A FREAKING GIRL OVER THERE." Kendra yelled.

"Was the necessary?" Noelle asked Kendra.

"Yes. YES IT WAS!" she cackled. Noelle looked at her like she was crazy, but she did like Chris. So go figure. Chris turned his head to see a red head, that was tied into a loose braid that goes to her mid back. Her bangs were swept to her side and she had black thick rimmed glasses. She wore a baggy red t-shirt with a black heart on it, black baggy jeans, and black skate shoes.

"Oh. Who's that?" Chris asked.

"That's Samantha, sir." Elliot said pointing the camera at her. Samantha shyly covered her face with the book that she was holding and walked to the end of the dock.

"Hey." Donnie greeted at Samantha. Samantha looked up and gave a small shy smile.

"Hi."

The next boat dropped off a girl with short blonde curly hair with bangs swept at the left side. She has piercing light green eyes that were very large and wide. She was very skinny, but was curvy. She wore a red dress with a ribbon below her upper chest. The bottom of her dress was black as she wore a black headband, and black wedges with pink ribbons. She also wore make-up.

"Eeeek! Chris it's so nice to meet you!" she said with a wide smile. Her voice has a small southern accent in it.

"Nice to meet you too Sweetheart." Chris said.

"Chris? Did you just flirt with her?" giggled Noelle. Chris shot a glare at her.

Before Chris could speak, Kendra tackled the girl down. "DON'T YOU DARE STEAL MY MAN!!!"

"AHG!" she cried out.

"Kendra stop! It's just her name!" Chris yelled. Kendra immediately stopped and looked at the girl she just tackled.

"Woops."

"Actually… My name is Lydia. But ya'll can call me Sweetcakes savvy?" Sweetcakes said still with a large grin. "Chris! Your hair!"

"What about my hair?"

"It's so… so…."

"Good, handsome, awesome?"

"Please." Donnie chuckled.

"So… horrible! NO one uses that kind of product." Sweetcakes said as she swooped around Chris and grabbed his hair hard. "I mean look at it! Like, totally not fetch."

"Fetch?" Aiden said. "I don't recall such a word existing."

"Well that's because you don't go out much, sugar. My, your pale." Sweetcakes said rushing over to Aiden, rearranging him in an awkward position. "Just look at yourself! All boney…"

"My spleen!!!!"

"ENOUGH! Sweetcakes, go to the docks." Chris yelled.

"Okay… OHMYGOSH!" she cried out as she rushed to Princess. "Your hair is like so pretty…."

"I like you already. Come, come, sit, sit." Princess said patting her pink luggage. Sweetcakes squealed and sat on her luggage.

"THIS IS GOING TO BE RAD! WERE GONNA BE BEST FRIENDS EEEEK!" Sweetcakes screamed as she hugged Princess.

"Stop it! Get off of me!"

"Look no further, 3 boats!" Chris said, as exactly three boats kicked three contestants on the docks. "Who is that?" he asked Elliot.

"Those sir, are Brett. Isaac and James." Elliot replied.

"Psh. I knew that." Chris chuckled nervously.

Brett was a tall man who h ad a neat dark brown faux-hawk. It reminded Chris of Brady, Beth's supposedly boyfriend. He has a small stubby beard like Duncan's, and wore a red t-shirt, baggy jeans, and orange converse. He gave a flirtatious smile.

"Hey there." He said fist bumping Chris. He walked pass Princess and Sweetcakes. "Hey there ladies, care for dessert?"

He walked to Linda. "Hey there---"

"Linda." Linda said giggling as she blushed.

"Yeah, hi. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"

"That's my line…" Charlie thought in his head. Linda giggled, as Brett let out a squeak of pain, coming from no other than, Marissa, who had punched Brett in the shoulder.

"Step off buster." She said with a smirk. "Who even uses those pick up lines? There not even gonna work." Linda just smiled and hurried to comfort Brett.

"Are you okay?" she asked with a smile. Brett smirked.

"Now I am."

"Oh please, I'm gonna hurl." Marissa said pointing her finger to her mouth like fake vomiting.

"Isn't that romantic?" Sweetcakes asked Princess. Princess rolled her eyes.

"Yeah, if you were two dogs." She replied with a humph.

Next in line was Isaac. He stood away from everybody. He was a Caucasian male who had jet black emo hair. He had blue eyes, but no one could see it pass his hair. He wore a black hoodie over his black shirt with the words "Would you Kindly?" and black baggy denim jeans with black and red custom Vans. He sighed of boredom.

"What's with all the emo people?" asked Kyra.

"I have no idea… but on the Brightside, James isn't emo! OR IS HE?!?!" Chris said in a "Murder, Harold mock" thing.

James was an average height guy with a heavy tan, Black Death hawk with caramel colored tips, and dark brown eyes. He has some piercings on his face, one on the bridge of his nose, and one on his lower lip. He wore slightly baggy dark blue jeans, and a big striped hoodie that was black and white. His shoes were steel tipped combat boots and the bottom was neon green. He took out his ipod, and changed to the next song.

"James! Charles! Whatever your name is, how are you?" Chris said with a big gesture. James looked up, and unplugged his earphones.

"What?"

"How are you?"

"No I heard you, what do you want?"

"Sheesh, sorry then." Chris said. "Well there you have it folks! These are our new contestants! GROUP PHOTO!!"

"NO!" everyone shouted.

"Fine, no photo. You guys are tough. Anyway, why won't you guys go to the confessionals, as we sign your teams up capiche?"

(Confessional)

Belle: "So far, this place is okay… except for the dying forest." Belle sighed

Princess: "Once I win, I'll make my daddy buy this place, so I can put a shopping mall here." She smiled sweetly. "Everyone here is a bunch of idiots. The biggest idiot? Lydia. But she'll be perfect for an alliance! She'll just let me get ahead of my game, and I'll slowly die her out."

Dani: Dani sighs. "I thought this would be fun."

Loyalla: She looks around confused. "Where's that damn camera?... Oh there it is! HI! I'm stoked! I wonder what team I'm on… they should have an awesome name like…. Oh there it is! Wait… Ahg!" facepalms her self. "Shoot. I already said that."

Tommy: "I have at least every girl eating out of the palms of my hands. Charlie thinks I'm possessed by the devil, as so, everyone thinks he's crazy. It's a win, win. But all wins are for me… I'll just make him more crazy, to boot him off.

Kendra: "CHRIS ISH MINE! Hey there you guys back home! Hope you guys are watching from my show, I am gonna win this, and then me and Chris will drive off in the sunset!!!" she sighs dreamily.

Kyra: She's playing on her DS. "YES YES YES! 5,000 POINTS!" she blushes when the camera was blinking on. "Uh... yeah. Hi. Well, I'm gonna win this. No doubt about it."

Asher: "You think Chris will get mad if I tip this outhouse? Oh well. This is way to easy man… I need more of a head rush. Maybe I'll piss off Chef…. Hmm…"

Noelle: She adjusts her camera. "There, that should do it. I think someone wrecked my camera…"

Tommy: he chuckled. "I wrecked her camera."

Nina: Nina was shown setting up a bucket of snails on top of the ceiling of the outhouse. "Now whenever someone opens the door, they'll be covered with snails. Didn't see that coming did ya?"

Kathryn: She opens the door slightly, as the snails poured on her "AHHHHHGGGGG!!! Now I'm really starting to hate this show." She flicks off a snail that was crawling on her shoulder.

Perry: He opens the door and out comes the snails. "AH. Great…. Well… this is embarrassing. You guys back at California better not be laughing!"

Aiden: The snails slam on him. "Intriguing! This mollusk thinks I'm its mother! Greetings mollusk! I will not harm you!"

Orphanus: The bucket of snails poured on him as he calmly wipes it off. "Okay…"

Charlie: The snails poured on him as he screeched. "I bet Tommy did this… HE'S PURE EVIL!!!!!! Crud." He wipes a snail off his cheek.

Rodney: The snails poured on him and he screamed. "Well bloody hell, I'm in a mess." He said with a British accent. "You guys back at Vegas, Rodney will soon be called The King once again! After I claim my money."

Marissa: "WHO'D PUT SNAILS ON ME!? Erg… I bet it was one of those pesky boys… Well… Peace."

Linda: "AHHHHH!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!!" she screams out running from the outhouse.

Donnie: After seeing Linda screaming, he peers at the already opened outhouse, and removed the bucket. He took out his guitar and lightly strummed it. "That was weird…" he said as he stopped strumming. "Well anyway, you guys back at home, better be watching. I'm gonna win the mil' for all of ya. Peace."

Samantha: She flips to the next page of the book and giggles. "Oh, this book makes me laugh…"

Sweetcakes: She applies more eye shadow. "HEY YA'LL! I already have a bunch of friends! If… you call Princess a friend that is… Everyone here is so sweet!!! My god, I need more lip gloss…

James: "You think Chris will get mad if I steal the camera?" James rips out the camera from the duct tape, and tucks it in his shirt.

"Uh Chris… there's no camera in here…" Brett said in confusion. Chris looked there and sighed as he taped a new camera in the out house.

Brett and Isaac look at each other and walked away.

"Okay campers, huddle in! Instead of putting you in teams like that" he says as he snapped his fingers. "We'll have our first challenge!! A DYAMIC HUMUNGOUS HORRENDOUS TERRIFYING GAME OF…. Tag!"

"I wuv tag!" Tommy said clapping his hands. Sweetcakes awed and pinched his cheeks.

"He's like a little teddy bear waiting to get over stuffed and blown up! Oh wait… that sounds bad." Sweetcakes said.

(Confessional)

Tommy: I'm not a teddy bear. Nor will I ever be.

Sweetcakes: I kind of ramble on and stuff…..

(A/N)

So that concludes the first chapter. Yes, the next chapter will be a challenge. Now I'd like you guys to review your character in a confessional, cause it's stuff I need for the Aftermath C: But you don't have to if you don't want to.

~Lo