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"Last time on Total Drama Playback! It was the very first episode and the teams were now put into, well… teams!" Chris chuckled. "With a furious game of tag as their first challenge, we had some crazzzy stuff going on!" The camera showed the large tree falling on Charlie with Tommy snickering and running away, James stealing the confession cam yet again, and Marissa stepping on the fallen tree on Charlie, painfully crushing his body. "Man that must've hurt! Good thing it would never be me!" Chris brushed his nails against his shirt. "With the campers just getting started, things are about to get juicy! Or should I say… hurtful?" Chris laughed "What will happen on this painful episode of… Total. Drama. Playback!" Chris said, clacking a clapboard. "Take two!"

(Bass Girls Cabin 3 PM)

"Like oh my gosh, this is so disgusting!" Princess whined as she gingerly brushed her fingers through the old sheets and blankets that were never washed or changed from past season Total Drama Island. "I cannot be sleeping here! My daddy will never allow this!" She continued.

"Someone shut her up, please!" Marissa narrowed her eyes as she covered her ears to block the constant bickering from Princess. Noelle rolled her eyes watching the Princess bicker.

"Seriously can we all just chill, sheesh." Noelle piped in setting her bags on a top bunk. "Were gonna have to get use to everyone eventually, might as well start now."

"She's right you know." Kendra agreed setting her stuff on the bottom bunk of Noelle's bed. The two exchanged glances and smiled at each other. Samantha took a bottom bunk, not wanting to risk an injury on the top bunk, but mostly because the bottom bunk spared closest to the desk, to set her glasses and books on. Lydia took the top bunk of Samantha's, smiling to the shy bookworm while climbing up and applying more blush. Marissa shared the bunk bed with her best friend Linda, of course, taking the bottom bunk while Linda took the top. Princess, getting the single bed, placed her luggage under the bed, but once she did many roaches began to swarm out of the bed. They screamed.

"Someone trade beds with me now!" Princess shrieked as most Bass girls began to climb up on top bunks.

"Eeeek! What if they eat Princess?" Lydia screamed as the roaches started climbing on the walls. Some even started flying!

"That'd be better than ever." Marissa smirked.

Cockroaches started swarming all around the bass cabin by now. Most escaping out the broken window and creaky wooden boards- but mostly the door that is.

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(Boys Bass Cabin 3:30 PM)

"What was that?" Donnie asked hearing multiple shrieks coming from the girls cabin. The boys shrugged as they continued unpacking. Donnie shared his bunk with Isaac, getting the top bunk while Isaac carelessly took the bottom. Asher getting the single bed, mostly because no one wanted to sleep near the psycho that can probably kill them in their sleep, and unfortunately Charlie shared his bunk with… Tommy. Tommy getting the top bunk, and Charlie getting the bottom.

"It was comwing fwom the gurls cabwin." Tommy inquired, jumping up and down on his top bunk, acting as to enjoy the view and the height. He settled down, plopping on his tooshy, and took out a book with a book sleeve of colorful alphabet letters and numbers.

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(Confession Cam)

Lydia: She's seen covered in roaches. "Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross!"

Tommy: He raises an eyebrow and takes off the book sleeve, revealing the book wasn't some innocent child's number and abc book, but a strategy notebook with words written all over it. "They think I'm all innocent. Pft, I'm the opposite definition of innocent! MUAHAHA!"

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The roaches that escaped the girls cabin began filling up the boys cabin, guys aware of them started trying to step and squish all the bugs, Tommy simply began writing, Bass Idiots hate bugs. Asher inhaled a glop of air and exhaled, annoyed. "Step away let a f****ing pro show you how it's done." Asher took out a lighter and flamed all the roaches.

It's like you can just hear, the little tiny bugs crying for their parents…

The flames grew bigger as Asher's eyes became wider with enjoyment of seeing dead things burn. "Yes…. Die…. DIE!" he cackled lighting the dead carcass more and more.

"What the hell man, we don't have any smoke detectors! You can really burn this crappy place down! And this crappy place is the only thing we have!" Donnie growled stepping on the flames, putting them out. Isaac rolled his eyes strumming gently on his guitar.

"It's not like Chris would care if we actually blow down this so called cabin." Isaac chimed in strumming loudly now.

"Yeah, but if we do blow it down we have nowhere to live." Charlie said flicking a dead roach head off his pillow case. "Besides I rather live here then the woods any day." The rest of the boys nodded in agreement.

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(Girls Gopher Cabin, 4 PM)

"Ok, so I suggest we partner up and grab a bunk. Whoever doesn't have a partner will get the single bed." Belle pointed to the single bed in the middle of the room. "Any disagreements?" she asked her team. They shook their heads no as they began to partner up.

"Oh my gosh, Nina you know what would be totally great?" Loyalla bounced to Nina who was calmly and quietly moving her bags into the cabin. Nina cocked an eyebrow.

"what….?" She softly asked.

"That if I catched a whale! Ohmygosh do whales taste good?" Loyalla asked putting a finger to her lip. "No-no-no! Of course camels taste better! Is that illegal? DOES ANYONE LOVE THAT ONE TV SHOW WHERE CELEBRITIES ICE SKATE? I totally saw Chris Mclean ice skate on that show, and one time that one dude dropped his partner on her head! They got immunity that week. OHMYGOSH, I forgot to feed my goldfish! Wait, I don't have a goldfi-"

"WOULD SOMEONE SHUT HER UP!" Kyra screamed out of the blue. All the girls were now covering their ears or rolling their eyes from annoyance of the very random girl.

"Hey Nina, look Johnny Depp!" Katie pointed outside the window.

"Oh my gosh did you guys know Johnny Depp likes chocolate! Or is he allergic? Ooh, who wants chocolate!" Loyalla jumped to her bag and took out multiple chocolate bars.

"Actually, im beginning to like this girl!" Belle laughed taking a bar. "but did you guys know that the wrappers they make for chocolate is totally killing the eco system…"

"Who cares it's chocolate." Kyra said bunking with Katie getting the top one.. Loyalla took the bunk with Nina, getting the top one of course. And Belle took the single bed.

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(Confessional)

Katie: "Although Loyalla may be totally psychotic, she's like one of the friendliest girls in the whole island." Katie said nibbling on her chocolate.

Loyalla: "I saw no Johnny Depp whatsoever!"

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(A/N) Sorry for my mysterious disappearance. I sold my computer and bought a new laptop with the money I got in return :) So that's why everything went blank, luckily I had this 1/3rd half done chapter in my USB card. I'll continue it later, but right now I'm thinking of making another TDI make your own story. Anyone interested?

Please don't review on this chapter, instead Private Message me, because this is not the complete chapter.