Stan leaks GTA 6 and gets screwed

Sometimes, a finale needs to go out with a bang.

Cartman es un estudiante universitario más o menos avanzado de historia al que le toca transitar un momento difícil en su vida, atravesado por trastornos de la alimentación y depresión. Kyle es un universitario que está en sus primeros años de psicología. No se han visto durante largos años hasta que finalmente en un reencuentro inesperado los une otra vez. Art: @lizon breketon

Twenty-Four South Park teens have been gathered to play the classic elimination game of Survivor. The only catches? Nobody knows how they got there, they're stranded in the middle of the desert, and the host is fucking PC Principal.

No lies. That was the promise Stan made with Butters way back when they were kids. At the time, he could never have guessed just how disastrous such a tiny promise could become. As the years pass, the chasm between them grows wider and wider until it eventually seems like nothing could ever bring them together again. Nothing but chance.

Many, many years ago, a peace treaty between two lands that both possessed the element of Darkness was broken long before the darkness itself began spreading its corruption. Thus, bringing about a war between the lands' leaders. More years passed, and now it's time for the children of South Park to prepare and stop the approaching darkness that plans to engulf the entire world.

There is a little house being fixed up on the old Kern farm. The new owner brings someone to see it.

Just an intro to some things I'll do here as a South Park Writer.

The green eyes blinked at him, the curve of a cheek- bone white skin, a lovely and chilling smile right at him. Stan gulped and shrank back in bed. "Who are you?" He whispered. "The grim reaper?" She smiled wider, Stan shuddered at the pointy fangs now showing in her mouth. "I can be whatever you want me to be."

A South Park fanfiction styled after the show earlier seasons. When Cartman discovers his mom's old cartoon tapes, he also learns a new way to cover up his filthy mouth. It's not long before the other kids pick up on the idea, and when the parents find out all hell breaks loose (as usual). Read and review, but keep it constructive.

After facing a massive crime increase in his hometown that nearly kills him and his family, Stan decides to do what the police couldn't do and don the persona of a crime fighting vigilante and defends his town, but things heat up as new darker threats emerge from all sides…

Taking place after season 21 something bad is going on in south park. Secrets will be revealed, friendships will be made and an evil force will soon come forth.

yada yada yada , the writing is pretty shitty and so is the fucked up story line but at the time of writing this I've only made chapter one soooo yeah it's about creek

WW3 has started and the kids are shipped of to war. Will they make it through? Mostly Stendy, and some Kybe

Stan Marsh lived a very secluded life. His young life was ran by drugs and alcohol. Yet through it all he had one constant: Kyle. Stan navigates his way through depression, confusion, and hurt. While Kyle and Kenny are watching him unfold in his own bubble.

An insane burst of luck gets Kyle out of science class

Everyone is in their mid-20s. Is life really that good? Or is it all bullshit? A look on the lives of the South Park characters as adults. Inspired by the Blink-182 song "Up All Night". What makes life worth living? Warnings: Mentions of sex, swearing, depression, suicidal ideation, schizophrenia, mental illness, heteronormativity, character death, self-harm, probably more.

Kenny, now age twenty-two, has something big weighing on his mind. He no longer has anyone to protect. His sister, Karen, is… gone. Disappeared. He blames himself for what he can't change. Kenny feels like he is treading water; getting nowhere. Until someone unexpected shows up.

Siendo un joven delincuente, su vida era perfecta sin muchas preocupaciones, pero eso termino por a una guerra de bandas siendo una de las mas letales, dejando la ciudad de Denver hecha pedazos y peor sus padres siendo asesinados por los policías de South Park. Tras esto, no le quedo de otra mas que regresar al pueblo nevado para empezar de nuevo. Y de paso vengar sus muertes.

Now in their mid-twenties, Kyle and Butters have been in a relationship for a while...and their friend Eric Cartman has been jealous the entire time. But if they are so happy, why is Butters being so flirtatious with Eric? And why doesn't Kyle seem to care? *M for language and sexual content*

In this retelling of the south park season 10 two parter, Cartman has to find a way to play Nintendo wii and survive a war in the future, with the help of some shocking allies.

damien regalaba ramos de camelias a philip, para demostrarle que sin importar la diferencia de clases sociales, su amor sería eterno y puro.

Just a fluffy little Stendy Valentine's Day drabble.

Sam Marsh was excited for his first Elementary School Valentine's Day Prom, and he knew he wanted to take his longtime crush, Sophie, as his date. Happy Valentine's day [Sam Marsh Show AU]

Sophie just shrugged but Scott hurried to his locker, looking both ways before pulling out a large box of sugar free chocolates, some daisies and a little card with his feelings. He did a quick blood sugar check, 110 on the dot. He was ready. "Kyle? What the- this study hall is for kids with diabetes." Scott said a little too angrily.