A/N: You know you love this story, it has gnomes. Oh yeah. Short but has a sequel in the making, the adventures of gnome lord, awesome person, and Darth hippie!
After the party Hayley realized she was growing a hat. "Yes!" She was turning into a gnome! Because that makes since.
"Let's go figure out how to defeat the pink queen!" Said the white gnome.
"Okay!" They skipped all the way to 'gothopolis', and started planning with the black queen.
"How about we throw gnome balls at her?" The white gnome suggested.
"How about I defeat her with my new gnome powers." She pointed to her hat.
"Lets kill ourselves." The black queen said.
"No, I like my idea better." Hayley said.
"Lets train!" The white gnome said. And they were off. Hayley used her gnome powers on fake pink queens. Her gnome powers were amazing! Plastic garden gnomes shot out of her hands! Plastic biting gnomes shot out of her hands too! She was sure she couldn't be defeated.
"Where does the pink queen live?" Hayley asked.
"The pink castle, it's a long journey. Lets go."
"I don't think I'm ready! Lets get help!" Mood swing!
"Okay."
They searched helpful forest, because all the creatures in emo forest were too bust trying to kill themselves.
"Will you help us?" They asked a helpful fox.
"Of course!"
They gathered up every animal in helpful forest.
"Does the pink queen have a guard?" Hayley asked the white gnome.
"No." The white gnome replied.
"Then we need more help!"
"Let's go to more help forest!" The helpful animals cheered.
"Yes! Let's go!" All the animals gasped.
"I'm a gnome lord!" Hayley cheered.
"Indeed you are." Said a voice.
"It's the narrator!" Hayley said.
"Your still not confused?" The narrator asked.
"No, but I want pants! I'm a pants gnome!" Hayley told the narrator.
"Why are you so weird?"
"Why are you a voice in the sky?" Hayley asked.
"I'm the narrator!"
"Oh well!"
"Can this story just end?" The narrator yelled.
"You're the narrator! You tell me!" Hayley replied.
"The author controls the story."
"Oh, well, we're going to more help forest." Hayley and everyone else said goodbye and went to more help forest. There was more help there. They swept across gnomeland, getting every creature (except the emo ones) to join their army.
"Yay!" Hayley said.
"Yay!" The animals and gnomes cheered for the gnome lord.
"I still need two more people!" As soon as she said it, Darth Hippie and Awesome person fell from the sky.
"We need to defeat the pink queen!" All the creatures and gnomes cheered.
"Pink is evil!" Both of the said.
Darth Hippie got out her red (not pink) hippie saber. "Death to pink!" She yelled.
And they were off.