And now welcome to Chef Voldemort! Cue the theme song!
Voldemort, Voldemort,
Oh Voldy, Voldy Voldy Voldemort!
Bu Dum Bum Bum Bum
Call my baby Voldemort,
Tell you why,
His face is uglier than any guy,
And when he doesn't shout Avada Kedavra,
He's using the Imperius Curse.
I call him Voldemort!
After a climatic episode, in which Voldy had to choose between making a Yummy Tummy Gummy Bear Brownie Cake Pie or giving away his wand, we now watch as Voldemort steps up his game to food sculptures!
Applause.
Tonight, Voldemort will be making a family recipe... Correction, an orphan recipe. He will be making...
Drum-roll.
An Apple Coffin Cake! After chopping up apples, Voldemort will sculpt a coffin out of the shreds!
"Thank you not," Voldy said. "Unfortunately, I will need to borrow someone's wand. You there! You with that zig-zag scar! Your wand is perfect! In fact, for some reason it looks exactly like mine!
"The first step is to wave your wand." Voldemort waves his wand, and a knife starts cutting up apples.
"The next step is to wave your wand!" The apple slices jump into a mold of a tub.
"The third step is to wave your wand!" More apple slices jump into a mold of a coffin cover.
"Next, wave your wand." The molds jump into an oven.
"Last, wave your wand!" The molds come out, and the cover jumps on top of the tub.
"Behold, an Apple Coffin Cake! Who wants to test it out? The last person to call the number on your screen shall have the honor of sleeping in the coffin!"
A number appears on the screen:
IVO-LDE-MORT or 486-533-6678 ortext I 3 Voldemort to Avada
"Thank you not!"