Isabel and Opal were sitting on their thrones in what was once called Princess Peach's Castle. It was now called Opal and Isabel's Military School and Fortress. Fortress as it was, some people didn't understand the big sign that said, "Enter Now, Leave Never."
Which is why the Delusional Duo heard "TEE HEE HEE!" echo off the black walls of the fortress.
"I HAVE CHORTLES!" exclaimed Fawful. "And you shall be enjoying the peaches of depression! Fawful shall take back what he had tried to take back but was taken back from him from those who have taken it back! And you-"
Isabel then took out her lightsaber and slashed off Fawlful's head. It rolled back, right next to the heads off Mario and Luigi and Wario and Yoshi and Bowser and Peach and Daisy and Donkey Kong and Diddy Kony and Cranky Kong and Dixie Kong and Popple and Prince Peasly and the Shroobs and Midbus and Cackletta and Pit and Link and Zelda and Sheik and Ganondorf and Epona and Kirby and King Dedede and Meta Knight and Samus and Ridley and the Space Pirates and Fox and Falco and Wolf and Captain Falcon and Ike and Marth and the Pokemon Trainer and Pikachu and Bidoof and every Pokemon known to man and Solid Snake and Ness and Lucas and Captain Olimar and the Ice Climbers and Sonic and Dr. Eggman and Miles Prower and Knuckles and Big and the LEP and several hundred slaves and of course, Redd Heart of Wonderland.
Isabel and Opal were watching their favorite TV show, The Wonder Pets.
"OMG!" Isabel said. "What will they do? They have to save the platypus! They need to take crayons and draw a magical bridge so they can cross the river!"
"You're so stupid," Opal said, rolling her eyes. "It's clear they must convince the platypus that it's bad to die! The only way they could do that is to break out into a musical number." Opal cleared her throat.
The phone
The phone is ringing
The phone
We'll be wight there!
There's an animal in trouble
There's an animal in twouble
There's an animal in trouble somewhere
Isabel clapped. She was impressed. But it was commercial time, so they tried to find something else to watch. She found something on one of the earlier channels, 200,375. It was playing Chef Voldemort.
"The last person to call the number on your screen will have the honor of sleeping in the coffin!"
Opal said, "Why would we need something like that?"
Just then, a slave, Dr. , came up.
"Bad news, Supreme Rulers of the Earth, Solar System, Galaxy and Universe (who are more powerful than two to the 90th power times the power of every human in the whole world combined)! We found a group of rebels called the Madrigal Mermaids."
For interrupting them, Opal gave him a blast from her Neutrino, which she had improved in every possible way.
Then she said to Isabel, "I told you we could use something like that."
Opal called. "What do you mean, I'm not the last caller? That's impossible! You want me to bring my Force-enabled friend over to convince you? Of course you don't. I expect it here instantly."
A second later, the coffin cake arrived at their feet. For being 999 milliseconds too late, Isabel gave him a taste of some Force Lightning.
"You can put it right there, next to my lightcycle.
And then the Supreme Rulers of the Earth, Solar System, Galaxy and Universe (S.R.E.S.S.G.U.) began plotting.