AN/ All grammar errors are mine. I suck at the verbage and the dreaded comma at times. Please forgive my mistakes.

Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me. They belong to the truly talented Mrs. Harris. I am just giving them a proverbial mind fuck.

Sookie stiffened at Eric's words. There was no denying what he said was true but she refused to be used by him. She knew that if Eric was coherent he would never approach her this way. Something had most definitely gone wrong with Amelia's frigging spell. There was no other explanation.

Thats what I get for listening to her, Sookie thought. Come on Sookie, it'll be great. You know he needs a little pick me up. Nothing bad will happen. Blah, blah, fucking blah. Why did she ever trust that one of Amelia's stupid spells would work.

Now here she was with one pissed off horny Viking attached to her back. Who didn't know if he wanted to fuck her or drain her. It was evident in his quick changes between dry humping her and nipping her neck every few minutes. Not to mention the psycho, nymphomaniac Pam, who just couldn't wait to get in her drawers. She was well and truly fucked.

Sookie attempted to remove Eric's hand. He chuckled softly at her, letting her know he had her right where he wanted her and there was nothing she could do about it.

Think, Sookie, think. She bit down on the inside of his palm, eliciting a growl from Eric. That could work she thought. Get him out of his mind with need. Then when he removes his hand, toss his ass out of here.

She began tracing her tongue over the grooves in his hand, alternating between long, wet licks and short nibbling bites. His hand returned to her mound, with slow torturous speed. Her tongue slipped between his fingers until she captured one. She tugged it into her mouth, sucking firmly. Eric moaned. Almost there. She stood up on her toes to align her ass with his cock, gyrating against him. Any moment now, she thought.

Eric whipped her around so fast, making her head spin. She had a moment of fighting vertigo before her vision cleared to meet his glacial blue eyes. She opened her mouth to cast him out, only to have his mouth on hers, forcing his tongue inside. Sookie whimpered at the sensation of his lips mashing over hers. His tongue felt as if it touched every molecule of her being.

She felt him shift and heard the unmistakable sound of his zipper being snatched down. He hoisted her legs up around his waist. She could feel the head of his shaft, poised at her entrance. One small move and he would be inside her. Sookie gripped her legs around him as tight as she could. She threw herself into his kiss. Praying somehow, someway, she could get out of this mess.

"Mind telling me, why in the hell I just had to console a sobbing Pam that claims you are the light of her undead life?" Amelia's voice was heard from the kitchen. "Really Sookie. Can't one dead lover be enough for you...eeepp."

Eric released her lips and growled at Amelia. If looks could kill, she would have been ten toes up, lying on the hardwood floor. "Get the fuck out."

Sookie forced air into her lungs after Eric's brutal kiss. Her voice trembled as she said the words her soul was begging her not to say. "No Eric Northman. You get the fuck out. I rescind your invitation." Her limbs crashed to the floor as he was pulled away from her. Her shoulders shook with the forceful cries that crashed over her.

She couldn't look up. She refused to see him being pulled away from her. She had lost him to her own stupidity. Her own foolishness had caused this. She curled her arms around her legs and sobbed as if her heart were breaking. Who was she kidding? It was. He was gone. Even if she could reverse the spell, Eric would never forgive her.

If only she could turn back the hands of time. She would never have cast this stupid spell. She wouldn't have let her fears rule her. She was a fool.

She could hear his angry voice shouting outside. Her door shook with the pounding of his fist . "You can run lover, but you can not hide from me. I know where you live. I have your scent. I will hunt you down no matter where you go. Now opening this door and let us finish what was started."

"Go away Eric. Please go away." Sookie sobbed. She placed her hands over her ears and hummed, trying to drown him out.

"Sookie?" Amelia knelt down in front of her, grasping her head and forcing her eyes to her. "What happened honey?"

"We fucked up." Sookie sobbed out. "Why couldn't I just leave well enough alone?

"I don't understand." Amelia pulled Sookie's head against her chest, running her fingers through her hair, trying to sooth her. "There is no way that spell could have gone wrong."

"Are you fucking kidding me Amelia?" Sookie slammed her hands into her, knocking her back on the floor. She straddled her as quickly as possible, grasping Amelia's hands above her head. Amelia tried to wiggle her off but Sookie effectively pinned her, cramming her knees into her sternum. "Gone wrong, honey we are way beyond your fucking spell going wrong."

"I can't breath Sookie." Amelia gasped out. "Get your fat ass off of me."

"I'll smother you with my fat ass if you don't shut up." Sookie leaned into her harder. "You told me the only way that spell could go wrong and I quote, was Eric might not get it up again. Honey believe me. He can get it up..."

"So whats the problem?" Amelia interrupted, squirming trying to get some air in her lungs.

"The problem, Samantha, is not only is he getting it up for me but Pam as well." Sookie leaned down until her face was an inch from Amelia's. "Who he just so happens to be in love with."

"Bahahahaaaaa...what?" Amelia fell into a fit of giggles.

Sookie quickly became annoyed with the snorting witch and shoved off her. She fell beside her and waited for Amelia to calm down. Amelia had tears running from her eyes she was laughing so hard. "Oh my God. That is too fucking funny."

She tried her best to ignore Amelia's humiliating laughter. She tried to focus on Eric but couldn't hear him anymore. She prayed to God he had left for the night. She didn't think she could take another second of his demanding to be let back in.

Sookie reached over and thumped her soon to be ex friend right between the eyes. "Do you see me laughing Ames? This is not funny!"

"But is is." Amelia snorted. "I can just picture it. Eric trying to get his swerve on with his two best girls."

"I am so happy we could amuse you Amelia." Sookie got up off the floor and walked into the kitchen. This night was a disaster of epic proportions. She tore through the kitchen cabinets until she found what she was searching for. Johnny Walker Red. Maybe she could drink this cluster fuck of a day away. "I forgot to mention, not only does he love Pam and wants to fuck me but he doesn't know who I AM!"

"Say what?" Amelia came into the kitchen, whipping tears from her eyes.

"He doesn't know me Amelia. Eric thinks I'm just some pushy, stupid human who's blood sings to him and he would really like to fuck and drain."

"How the hell did you mess up the spell Sookie? There was nothing in there about forgetting or falling in love. It was a simple passion spell." Amelia had a puzzled look on her face. "Its not adding up."

"How did I mess it up? I did everything you said to do." Sookie tossed a shot back. She glared at Amelia and started counting off fingers. "One place the hearts, check. Two sprinkle the vervain, check. Three place the hair...

"Wait a minute." Amelia squealed. "Are you sure that was Eric's hair?"

"Of course it was Eric's hair. It was his brush." Sookie sat down at the kitchen table. She was flabbergasted and started picking at the label. "I know Eric's hair."

"I am sure you do. But my friend, who besides you and Eric has long beautiful, silky blond hair?"

"No, it couldn't have been hers." Sookie slugged some whiskey back then slammed the bottle on the table. "There is no way."

"Yes, way. Eric shares everything with his child. Except for you but if what you say is true who knows...haaaa." At a glare from Sookie she gulped and changed her train of thought. " Uhm, why is it so hard for you to believe that Pam wouldn't use his brush?" Amelia grabbed a clean glass from the drain and placed in front of Sookie. "Gonna share some of that lush?"

Sookie glared at her but splashed some whiskey into her glass. "Think about is Sookie. Pam, who is never with a hair out of place. Ms. Fangtastic all the time. You can bet your perky ass that she would use it and he wouldn't give two shits about it."

"If what you are saying is true, I inflamed Pam and Eric's passions? So how do you explain his not knowing me and being in love with Pam?" Sookie took another sip. She was starting to feel her insides liquefy. It was wonderful. A few more shots and all of this would just fade away.

"That my friend, is the million dollar question." Amelia seemed to puzzle over it for a few minutes, sipping occasionally from her glass. "Maybe with the combination of their hair it shifted the spell and made it embrace all lovers. I mean Eric and Pam were lovers at one time." She shrugged her shoulders. " I still don't know why he would forget you or say that he loves Pam. It really doesn't make any sense."

" I understand to a point but it was all one sided. Pam wanted me and nothing to do with Eric. Eric wanted Pam and nothing to do with me until I forced her to leave." Sookie propped her head on her hand, swirling the now half empty bottle of JWR with the other hand.

"Of course Pam wouldn't respond to Eric. That hooker is a lesbian from the word go. It was a passion spell not a sexual preference changing spell." Amelia chuckled "But he responded to you after Pam left?"

"He responded all right." Sookie's face flamed with embarrassment. Or the liquor she wasn't really sure at this point. Damn it was getting warm in here. Might as well have another drinky drink.

"I saw some of his response. Thats why I was shocked as hell when I heard you send him packing." Amelia tapped her glass, singling Sookie for a refill. "Tell me what started it."

"He just pinned me against the door after I slammed it in Pam's face." Sookie's voice cracked. "Next thing I knew he was waxing poet about how he liked my scent, my blood sang to him and how much he wanted to fang me and bang me."

Amelia started snickering again. Sookie shot daggers at here until she stopped. "So he mentioned your blood? Did he bite you?"

"No he played at it but he never broke my skin."

"But it called to him. He might not have recognized you but he knew your blood. He hasn't completely forgotten you Sookie. I don't think Eric ever could." Amelia reached over and patted her hand. "Chin up girlfriend. We'll figure this out."

"I hope so Ames. I feel so lost without him." A lone tear escaped Sookie's eyes. "I should have just figured a way to chain that bastard to my bedpost and not let him up until I got what I wanted from him."

"Thats not a bad idea Sookie." A devious look crossed Amelia's face. "We could wrap some silver chains in a protective cloth. I have a friend that could install some light tight windows to keep the daylight away. I think this could work."

"Hell no Amelia!"

"Its brilliant. We are so doing this." Amelia jumped up and started rummaging through the junk drawer. She let out a victory shout when she found what she was searching for. Pen and paper in hand she started drawing out a diagram of Sookie's room.

"Amelia Bedelia, stop plotting. Your plans never turn out well." Sookie tried to snatch the paper and pen away from her. "We are not chaining Eric up."

"Oh you'll thank me for it in the end." Amelia stuck her tongue out at Sookie and stuck the pen and paper in her shirt. "I'll just work on this later. After you have a chance to see reason."

"Not gonna happen."

"Spoils sport."

"Lame ass witch." Sookie snorted back

"That is hurtful and uncalled for." Amelia fake cried. "Not to mention, you fucked it up this time. So nanananananaaaaaaaaa."

"Very mature Amelia." Sookie really wished she could cast Amelia out. Hey might as well go three for three tonight. "Ames I revoooke your inbatation." She snickered out.

"Doesn't work on me, you drunk jackass."

"Go way Ames." Sookie hick upped.

"Nope. I think I will stay here with you Sookie-Cat." Amelia snorted at the look that crossed Sookie's face. "Oh I know all about your girlfriends nickname for ya."

"I'm warning you Abelia, Imma nit you in a minute." Sookie slurring a bit.

"Sooks you couldn't nit wader if you fell out of a fucking boat right now." Amelia could barely
control her laughter. "Before I forget, your potential lover asked me to give something to you."

"Stupp it Amez." Sookie blinked hard trying to focus on Amelia. It looked like the bitch had a shit eating grin on her face. She couldn't be sure. There also seemed to be two of them.

"Ah come on Sooks." Amelia batted her eyelashes at her. "Don't be that way. I bet its awesome."

Sookie shook her head trying to clear it. She spoke slowly trying to disperse some of the slurring "Nothing on god's green eartf could make me wan to see wat Pammykins sent."

Amelia mouthed Pammykins, both eyebrows shooting up in Sookie's direction. "Oh do tell."

"Not for all the whiskey in heaben." Sookie choked out, knocking back another sip.

"This sounds good." Amelia winked at her and sat down at the table. "Did she put the moves on you? There's this one thing she does with her tongue that..."

"Melia, no offense but shut the fuck up." Sookie tossed the remainder of booze back. "I have heard enuff bout Pam's sexual techniques tonight to last me a lifetime."

"She is quiet amazing." Amelia had a wistful look in her eyes. "Yummy. Good times."

"You be her cootie queen then. I don wanna." Sookie cried. "I wanna hab the Vikin. Ober and ober again... and then one more time. Why doesn't he lub me Ames?"

"Honey, he loves you." Amelia scooted her chair closer to Sookie and put her arms around her. "He's just a little lost right now. We'll get him back."

"I hope so. I feel lost wifout him." Sookie laid her head on Amelia's shoulder. "Gotta get him back."

Sookie's soft snores echoed in the room. Amelia waited a few minutes, ensuring that she was really out. When she was certain that she was, she whispered. "Gotcha right where we want ya." She eased Sookie's head off her shoulder and ran over to the back door. "Come in and help me get her to bed."