There are two types of Liopleurodon.

There is the one that comes from a gazillion years ago. He is a ferocious dinosaur and would probably eat off the heads of any babies who happened to walk by.

Then there is the Liopleurodon that comes from Secret Agent Bob's Charlie the Unicorn and Charlie teh Unicorn series. His only purpose was to lead the way to Candy Mountain.

Until now.

Because luckily for Beckett and Myles, Isabel's Liopleurodon was the second type.

Beckett and Myles, or The Wrath of Artemis, the name they devised for their group, were plotting to invade Opal and Isabel's Military School and Fortress. Isabel and Opal did not know about them because when they interviewed Artemis, he sung like a canary. Literally. I don't think anyone, even Holly, knew he could sing like that.

It was also lucky for them that Isabel was too busy doing a crossword puzzle to notice them.

"What is a word that ends in 'ust'? Bloodlust."

Anyway, Beckett noticed that a someone was walking towards them. Apparently, warlocks find it perfectly inconspicuous to be dressed as a hippie, because the guards came and locked him up.

"Rah rah rah!" Leo, as we shall call the Liopleurodon, spoke. Luckily, Myles spoke Liopleurodonese, so he understood what Leo was saying. This is how the conversation goes:

"Rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah?" asked Myles.

"Rah rah rah rah rah," replied Leo.

"Rah rah rah rah rah rah? Rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah."

"Rah rah rah. Rah rah rah rah. Rah rah rah. Rah rah rah rah."

Leo joined your party!

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Isabel and Opal had recommending books to each other.

"I highly suggest this book," said Isabel. "It's called 'Artemis Fowl'."

And so Opal read the book. This is what she wrote in her column (actually, it was more like a whole section,) in the international newspaper, The Evil Excerpt: " Twelve-year old Artemis is a near-ingenious criminal mastermind. With two obviously untrustworthy sidekicks in tow, he hatches a terrible plot steal a puny amount of gold from some unimportant fairies. Of course, he is foolish enough to believe in all that "gold at the end of the rainbow" nonsense. He accidentally finds out that the best way to get some easy gold is to kidnap a fairy and wait for ransom. After a boring and sleazy adventure, I found out I was in the next book. Unfortunately, none of you will get to read either of these books because I am ordering you to burn every copy existing of this series." Obviously, Opal loved the book.

Anyway, while Isabel did away with the flying army, Opal watched on Opal TV the premier of The Hungry Liopleurodon. She was excited. What would Leo do this time?

Unfortunately, it seemed that he would be bribed with twenty bucks. This was not what she wanted. She picked up the phone.

"Hello, this is your ruler speaking. You do not need to waste your time telling me that you are not worthy of me, because I already know that. I was watching this show, and things were getting boring. I need you to come to 411, You Are Not Deserving Of This Road, Opisabel, Isopal World. Do what you need to do."

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Leo insisted that the Wrath of Artemis should come up with a motto, so they did.

Oppose us, eat you!

So while Leo ate all the guards, Myles and Beckett were distracted by a guy in a Professor Primate suit. Unfortunately for Professor Primate, they were not primates, but in fact geniuses, and knew that this was a fake. Also, Professor Primate apparently didn't know that two year olds could be very vicious.

And so, as they invaded the military school and fortress, they planned for the climax.