Congratulations! If you are watching this video, then you have officially become one of our millions of slaves. And as any slave knows, POOP! You see, POOP is an ingenious acronym for:
People
Obey
Our
Proclamations
Remember this, and you'll live a happy and oblivious life. Let's take a look at a good slave.
This is Grudge Bob. Like any slave, Grudge Bob knows that Opal and Isabel are more important than anyone else, even the mysterious Zit. Grudge Bob, however, wasn't always Grudge Bob. He had to work to get to this position. First he was Bob. Then he was Squid Bob. Then he was Slave Bob. Then he was Bad Bob. Then Devious Bob. Then Evil Bob. Then Terrible Bob. Then Terrorist Bob. Then Bathroom Bob. Then Secret Agent Bob. Then Sponge Bob. Then Insane Bob. And now he is finally Grudge Bob. This is the closest position one could get to Delusional rank, which was what Isabel and Opal were at. However, there were still a few ranks that existed only to show that Delusionals were way more important than Grudges.
Now here is a bad slave: Squid Girl.
Squid Girl enjoys sleeping on the job. Now we will see what happens when you sleep on the job.
Censored From story.
Relatives of Squid Girl are not permitted to arrange or attend any kind of funeral.
Remember: NO SLAVE WANTS TO BE A SQUID GIRL!
However, good slaves like Grudge Bob enjoy luxuries like:
Real water.
A room to sleep in.
Permission to use the You Can Buy This gift shop, but the You Can't Buy This gift shop is still off limits.
Information on what the said slave is supposed to do.
Pictures (bugged) of Your Supreme Rulers.
Now here is a list of courses you will be taking.
Arson Training
Cahill Behavior
Fairy Killing 101
Your Supreme Rulers, and What They Want You to Know (not to be confused with the canceled course of Your Supreme Rulers, and What They Don't Want You to Know)
How to go 24 Hours Without Sleep
These are all standard training. However, you must now go off to celebrate your suicidal- er, new recital mission.