Isabel sat patiently with her iBattle in her hand. The iBattle looked remarkably like a DS, yet at the same time it looked like an iPhone. She remembered somebody once singing, "I hate my life and I wanna die, I ain't got no iPhone." So she responded, "I can arrange that."
Isabel selected the iDestroytheentireuniverse app. She threw out a uDie grenade and some Force lightning. She could easily defeat them. She could defeat her all her slaves. She could defeat the country. The continent. The world. She could defeat God! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bow down to your almighty ruler!
Did I forget to tell you Isabel was insane?
Before she could do more, though, she saw a flying lion.
"Lio? Is that you?"
It would have been a tearful reunion, but Isabel was a Cahill, so she couldn't cry. Also, Isabel couldn't speak Lionese, so she made Lio speak English.
"But how?" Isabel asked Lio the Flying Lion.
"I did things no lion should do," Lio said. "They shall haunt me forever."
"Really? Nothing ever haunts me. I always get a good night's sleep when I know I did the job-killing Irina, for example-right."
And so Isabel and Lio and the Flying Animals prepared for the climax.
P.S. That was a short chapter, so here is chapter 14.5-a little treat for my minions.