Opal was walking to the Truffle Room. It was right between the Amber Room and the Opal Room. And it was filled with truffles.
And truffle cakes. And truffle brownies. And truffle pies. And truffle candies. And truffle truffles. The list goes on and on.
Opal approached the Truffle Sanctuary inside the Truffle Room. Inside the sanctuary was a statue of Mother of All Truffles, or MOAT for short. It was made of chocolate, but it was said that if you tried to eat it, you'd end up with a case of truffle pox.
Below the statue was the famous saying, ATARI: All Truffles Are Rich Inside.
"Oh MOAT, I have tried to be good to you in every way," said Opal. "I have built this sanctuary; I have worshiped you endlessly; I have stolen the truffles from every citizen of the world. I have become like a goddess myself.
"But I need your help tonight for what I am about to do. I need you to help my alter ego survive her concert tonight. I am beaten, and only the Forbidden Truffle can help me become Lady Gaga."
GASP! OPAL IS LADY GAGA?
And that was when Opal heard.
T is for truffle,
That's good enough for me.
Oh, truffle, truffle, truffle starts with T!
Enter the Truffle Monster.
Opal had heard about him. He was a legendary truffle thief who was attracted to the largest truffle deposits in the world. According to fact, however, he simply attacked the biggest gits in the world.
And now he was here, which meant it was
A Lady Gaga Vs. Truffle Monster Truffle Fight!
Dun, dun, !
Which meant it is time for the Lady Opal Sing-Along!
Opal's first song was
Just run,
It won't be OK,
Da da, doo-doo-mmm
Just run
Shoot that Neutrino babe,
Da da doo-doo-mmm
Just run
It won't be OK,
r-r-r-run, run, j-j-j-just run.
"What is that terrible music? It's terrible! Not as bad as Jonas Brothers and Justin Beiber, but still, my ears!"
Opal smiled and laughed her evil laugh, which came from her ancestor, Mr. Koboi-Slytherin.
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
no he can't beat my science project,
(She's got to hate that Foaly)
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
no he can't beat my science project,
(She's got to hate that Foaly)
"Me need truffle, stop terrible music!"
I'm your biggest enemy,
I'll stalk you until you give me,
truffles, truffles, I want truffles
Baby there's only one
alternative, I'd have to kill you,
for truffles, truffles, I want truffles!
"OMG I'M GOING TO EXPLODE!"
I want your truffles and I want domination,
you and me could write an evil romance.
I want your truffles, and I want my revenge,
you and me could write an evil romance!
"! TRUFFLE NEEDED I'M GONNA DIE SELF DESTRUCT!"
And so, Lady Opal defeated the Truffle Monster with her terrible music.*
Then she prepared for the climax
*nony0mous has nothing against Lady Gaga, but does against all other said artists. This is a personal opinion, so please, no angry mobs of fangirls and/or fanboys trying to kill me.