They knew it was coming.

They had prepared themselves.

Now it was finally here.

The Apple Coffin Cake.

"Evil, isn't it?" asked Opal.

"Yes, devious indeed," replied Isabel.

And so they waited for the party to arrive.

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When the party arrived, Isabel made an announcement.

"Now, I know many of us are eager to kill ourselves right away," she started, looking at herself. "But I'm afraid we can't. For our entertainment, I devised a schedule. First match is... Leo vs. Lio

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Miles was ready.

He sat on the top of Leo, ready to fight.

He waited.

Finally, he gave the command.

And jumped off while Leo went into battle so he could die a horrible death by himself.

So Lio said, "ROAR ROAR ROAR?" (Translation: Any last words?)

And Leo replied, "RAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAH!" (Translation has been censored from story.)

Lio, insulted, was paralyzed, and Leo knocked him out of the sky.

Next was Hairy vs. Voldemort.

"Avada Kedavra!" screamed Voldemort.

No, thought Hairy. This is a figment of my imagination! I will not let this curse stop me! It is not real! I will show it that it cannot trick me!

Unfortunately, the curse was real, so Hairy died.

"Yes!" shouted Isabel. "Where's your prophecy now? Go, SC-O!"

Scared, Dan started running.

"Stop it, you imbecile!" shouted a voice.

"Huh? Who said that?" asked Dan.

"Me, you fool! Plankton! Single Cell-Organism!"

Dan came to the sudden realization of what happened, and threw Plankton out the window. Of course, they were in the highest room of the tallest tower, so Plankton fell to his doom, which was in the castle restaurant, the Fum Bucket.

After a series of boring events, the Madrigal Mermaids and the Wrath of Artemis were locked up in their own private cell. Luckily for them, Isabel and Opal's idea of torture was luxurious, so they were still enjoying themselves.

Opal screamed victoriously. "We won! The only way for you to defeat me is so highly improbable, its never going to happen!"

Which is why a giant eyeball filled the room, replaced by Spongebob, replaced by a DVD, replaced by a Yummy Tummy Gummy Bear Brownie Cake Pie, and an assortment of other strange and random objects until it was finally replaced by the Heart of Gold.

Zaphod Beeblebrox stepped out. "Hey, this isn't Barbados!"

In the next cell, the Brille brothers moaned.

So Zaphod vanished, replaced by a wormhole of improbability, which resulted in Professor Umbridge coming out of it with Harry, who had a scar on his hand that said, I will not turn Malfoy into a weasel. Maximum Ride came out shouting at Fang, who then kissed her (eew), followed by Iggy cooking, then Nudge complaining how she wanted to go to school, then the Gasman doing what he does best, then Angel reading and controlling minds, and so many other people that the world exploded. However, by a very improbable chance, it came back together.

"Yes!" shouted Opal "Now, my minions, strike!"

However, none of her minions got to strike, because Patrick, who had butter all over him, walked over to the wall.

"I'm going to get some Chum Burgers. Anybody else want?" Then he pressed the big red button that said, Self-Destruct.

"Patrick, no!" shouted every person in the room.

Opal and Isabel then jumped into the Apple Coffin Cake.

The world exploded, but the Coffin Cake soared out into space, where it landed on a deserted planet, where Isabel and Opal created a new species, the Isopals, where everyone lived unhappily ever after.

And then the Zit went to their planet, where he killed everybody and lined up the bodies so they spelled,

teh END!

Sorry that it's over, but look for my other stories in the Harry Potter section!

Harry in Llamaland

So You Want to Be a Death Eater

The Voldy 5 Sing Along