There was this Girl. Sitting at Home. On her Couch. Watching TV. Eating Instant Rice.
Girl was watching Hetalia.
Girl thought it was a good show.
The doorbell rang.
Girl got up and answered it
then she yelled
"WTFOMGBBQOJADBVSFJBG"
Because the Axis Powers were standing at her door.
The End.
Actually, no not really.
K, so anyway...
This Girl. She was totally freaked out, man.
Like the heebiejeebies.
Her bro came in and peed his pants cuz he thought Germany was scary.
Then Italy yelled
"PAAAAAAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
and the girl poked Italy's face.
Italy poked her face back.
They kept poking each other til Germany hit Italy on the head.
Then Italy tippy toed in like an idiot and started raiding the girl's kitchen for ppaaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaa~.
Meanwhile, Japan had found the girl's DS.
OH NOES.
Then the world exploded.
The end.
Actually, no.
You somehow keep falling for this.
Anyway, so Germany hit them both on the head and started the kick the girl's bro.
The bro was squealing on the floor like a sissy because he thought they were robbers.
They sure did look like robbers.
With their big guns and swords and grenades and stuff.
Also, Italy found his pasta.
The end.
Seriously this time.
Stop reading this.
Stop reading this or else Germany will hit you too.
Kthnxbye.
The end.
Aru.