"Oh, so you're on that side of the fence Light" Mello said, flipping through the magazines that Matsuda had brought.
"No... You're wrong. It's just for research" Light shouted before breaking down into tears
"Hey, you're not the only one here" Matt said, stroking Light's arm.
"Hmm, what about you Suda" Mello said.
"Well, I saw some pictures of Light's sister. She looked pretty cool." Matsuda replied.
"Matsuda you idiot! That's not even legal!" Light shouted.
"Huh, I meant cool like a ninja."
"Oh. That's ok I suppose" Light said calming down.
"Anyway back to work" Mello said "Suda, did you find Ryuk yet?"
"No. I was too shocked about the whole draw bursting into flames thing to do any more work"
"Light you know this makes you more suspect. Why did you have a bomb in your draw" Mello said
"It wasn't a bomb" Light shouted.
"Aha, but you admit you had something in there to make it burst into fire, maybe to burn hidden evidence?" Mello said "Suda go back to the house and search the ruins were the draw was"
It's a good thing I started hiding the Death Note in my underwear, if it had burnt Ryuk might have disappeared back to the shinigami realm, Light thought.
"Light, my research shows that there is no person called Ryuk in the whole of Japan." Mello said, spinning around to face Light. "Oh and Matt, please stop stroking Light's hair."
"But it's so soft! Mello you should shampoo more often" Matt said.
"Huh, you hypocrite. You didn't wash for a whole month when the last Pokémon game came out." Mello said. "Anyway Light, this can only mean one thing... you have imaginary friends"
The next day.
"Mello I just got back from Light's house there was nothing but ash." Matsuda said.
"Well that's not important. We've already figured out that Light is insane" Mello said.
"Guys, there's something you should check out. Look at the latest Kira killings" Matt said.
Kira had wiped out the entire population of a prison, but that wasn't all. Before they died, the very worst criminals in the building had all carved words into they're foreheads.
"It's a message" Matsuda shouted
The message was this- "I am new Kira. If you are old Kira please meet at McDonalds today from about 5PM. I will know who you are just from seeing you. Just act normal and get some food."
"How do we know which McDonalds it is?" Mello asked
"Easy" Matt said "If we look up the criminal who has the word McDonalds carved on his forehead. He was arrested for armed robbery and murder in a McDonalds. We just have to go to that specific one"
"Oh Matt you are a genius" Mello said.
"Light we will un-cuff you for this and to make sure you don't run we're gonna put a remote controlled bomb watch on you. Disobey our orders and we won't hesitate to blow you up." Matt said.